Funny Bachetta Review (*****-shidda Aero)

[Sam Longer]

Monkey Island Times

Recumbent of the Year: *****-shidda Aero

"The next best thing to having a titanium pole up your ass"

My fellow Monkeys, after a ridiculously close vote, I am prouder than a
fat-ass after taking a long sh_t to anounce the "Monkey Island Times: Bent of
the Year Award" goes to none other than the *****-shidda Aero Hi Wheeler
recumbent! This fine 'bent distinguishes itself as being the ride of choice
among us fine fools who avoid those damn plastic lowbikes and prefer
nose-bleeds. Accepting this award for *****-shidda was none other than the
three stooges.... uh, I mean, the three founders of *****-shidda bicycles:
Jimmie Shidder, Richie NoGo, and Marky Colonoscopy.

To comemorate this monumental achievement, Fox's "Boston Pubic" recently aired
an episode featuring *****-shidda's more sedate "Squatta" model. In this
episode, some random highschool dumbass crashes his wedgie and screws himself
out of a promising rookie goffer position with the US Gone Postal Team. One of
the teachers from the school offers a ride to the poor sod on his Squatta, and
the kid is hooked.... "My, my, I've never felt so confident on a bike... now
my head is nearly as high as my ego!". This reporter noted that the character
played by the attractive Jerri Ryan walked passed the young kid mumbling, "he
looks like such a DORK on that thing...I bet my gay assistant principal friend
would think he looks cute!" Well, you can't win 'em all *****-shidda!

By Captain Graybeard Monkey Island Slacker-n-Chief

To see entire thread:

http://www.recumbents.com/monkeyisland/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=176

Sam Longer

 

[Bryan Ball]

Yeah... I can hardly contain myself with laughter. (That's sarcasm for those of you who can't tell).

--
Bryan J. Ball Publisher/Editor 'BentRider Online Magazine www.bentrideronline.com

"Sam Longer" <[email protected]> wrote in message news:[email protected]...
> Monkey Island Times
>
> Recumbent of the Year: *****-shidda Aero
>
> "The next best thing to having a titanium pole up your ass"
>
> My fellow Monkeys, after a ridiculously close vote, I am prouder than a
> fat-ass after taking a long sh_t to anounce the "Monkey Island Times: Bent
> of the Year Award" goes to none other than the *****-shidda Aero Hi Wheeler
> recumbent! This fine 'bent distinguishes itself as being the ride of choice
> among us fine fools who avoid those damn plastic lowbikes and prefer
> nose-bleeds. Accepting this award for *****-shidda was none other than the
> three stooges.... uh, I mean, the three founders of *****-shidda bicycles:
> Jimmie Shidder, Richie NoGo, and Marky Colonoscopy.
>
> To comemorate this monumental achievement, Fox's "Boston Pubic" recently
> aired an episode featuring *****-shidda's more sedate "Squatta" model. In
> this episode, some random highschool dumbass crashes his wedgie and screws
> himself out of a promising rookie goffer position with the US Gone Postal
> Team. One of the teachers from the school offers a ride to the poor sod on
> his Squatta, and the kid is hooked.... "My, my, I've never felt so confident
> on a bike... now my head is nearly as high as my ego!". This reporter noted
> that the character played by the attractive Jerri Ryan walked passed the
> young kid mumbling, "he looks like such a DORK on that thing...I bet my gay
> assistant principal friend would think he looks cute!" Well, you can't win
> 'em all *****-shidda!
>
> By Captain Graybeard Monkey Island Slacker-n-Chief
>
> To see entire thread:
>
> http://www.recumbents.com/monkeyisland/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=176
>
> Sam Longer

 

[Joao De Souza]

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