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  1. Q: Peter’s smart phone fell into a big mug of coffee but didn’t get wet. How was this possible?

    A: It was coffee powder.

  2. Haha, coffee powder in a mug? Strange indeed! 😄

  3. Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world?

    A: Stamps.

  4. Q: What has two legs but cannot walk?

    A: A pair of trousers.

  5. Who earns money without working on a single day?

    Ans- Night Watchman

  6. Q: A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn’t get wet. How does he do that?

    A: He is bald.

  7. Q: There’s a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match. How on earth does he do that?

    A: The score before every soccer match is known to everyone. It is always 0:0.

  8. Q: What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?

    A: Your shadow.

  9. Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
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    A: Smiles. There’s a whole mile between the two Ss.

  10. Q: Maybe I can hear everything but you'll never hear me say a word. Who am I?

    A: Your ear.

  11. Q: Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?

    A: Doesn’t matter. You are dead anyways.

  12. Q: How many months in the year have 28 days?

    A: All of them.

  13. Q: Who lives an exhausting life?

    A: The exhaust.

  14. What is red and smells like blue paint?
    Red paint.

  15. Q: What is heavy forward but not backward? A: Ton.

  16. Q. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? A. Short

  17. What’s red and moves up and down?
    A tomato in an elevator

  18. Q. Two children are born on the same day from the same mother but they are not twins. How is that possible? A. They are triplets!

  19. Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

    A: A deck of playing cards.

  20. Q. What’s bigger than you, but doesn’t weigh anything? A. Your shadow.

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