Today me and my friend where shooting some footage for my sponsorship video. Me and my friend thought it would be fun to unicycle in this old mall, because the sign read "no skateboarding,biking, or rollerblading on premisis." Nothing about unicycling. So as I was hopping down a set of stairs in the mall the security guard(who's a real arshole.) comes running up to us and yells at us and took my unicycle away. he said "have you fried you brains? Just what in the hell do you think you doing?" to wich I replied "unicycling, of course." So he started telling me about how the sign said no biking. so I told him that it was a unicycle to wich he replied "it's got cycle in the word". At this point he decided to give my uni back because he realized how stupid he was to not put etc. on the sign so no unicyclers would rider there. he told me to shove my unicycle up my ass and me and my friend left. when we were outside my friend started mocking the "it's got cycle in the word" BS, and it turns out the guy had followed us outside and was standing right behind my friend when he said this! he then told us he was going to get the police for mocking him (as if they'd even care.) Me and my friend called him an [censored] and then left.
Learn how to do wheelchair trials. They can't ban wheelchairs from the mall. Just imagine the bad publicity if they tried to kick a kid in a wheelchair out of the mall.
Figuring out how to hop up stairs in a wheelchair would be a challenge. But with some ingenuity and dedication I'm sure it could be done. It could be a whole new sport. Wheelchair trials at the local mall.
HA HA THATS A FUNNY STORY ISNT IT!!! HA HA HA!! IM IN CREASES ME LIKE!!! HA HA HA!!! SORRY MATE, BUT HERES A FUNNYER STORY.
I TOOK A [censored] THIS MORNING.
HA HA HA!! ITS FUNNIER THO!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!
UP YOURS YOU UNFUNNY FLANGO
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I've been wanting to get a wheelchair for about the last 5 years to try my skills as an extreme wheelchairist? My cousin has one, because he's a paraplegic. But I think it would be relatively easy to learn to just balance on the back wheels, and then do spins from there might be a bit more advanced. If I remember correctly there was an ad on tv with a guy dropping in on a quarter pipe on his wheelchair. He wheelied up to the edge and pretty much dropped close the the end of the slope, but was still pretty cool. Was on that adidas 'impossible is nothing' campaign.
But yeah I've just wanted a wheelchair, they're so cool. Providing you still have use of your legs, I would hate to not.
DONT CALL ME A [censored]!!! YOU WANGO!!! YOUR ON MY BAD LIST NOW BOYO
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ITS OFF SPIDERMAN!!! LIKE IF U HAD THE POWER OF SPIDERMAN, YOU WOULD BE VERY POWERFUL, BUT YOU WOULD HAVE GREAT RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT PEOPL. EDUCATE YOURSELF SON
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if you cant be bothered learning tricks in a wheelchair, a person on crutches looks just as innocent...
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contrary to popular belief, i am not 7 and i am definatly not 8. I am infact 16, how old are you? Actually, i shouldn't have given my age out over the internet coz u could be a pervert.
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Well aye Grogoboy, you know what kinda freaks lurk about on the net. Peter Townshend, Gary Glitter and all that wacko Jacko [censored]. Stay safe bra, if the GLC ever bumps into that lot we'll [censored] kill em.
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