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Fish wrote:
> Thats funny really funny Did it ever occur to you that Im here for
> the same reason you are?

alt.mountain-bike

What kind of bike do you ride? What is your opinion of a single
speed? Where is your favorite trail? How long is your average ride?
How long have you been riding? Have you **ever** posted a ride
report? Who got you into riding? Do you prefer lycra or baggies?

Sheesh, this could really get out of hand.

especially if I ask "Commando or not"

Ouch!

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I personally though that AMB was *anything* to with mountian bikes,
am I right?

So as long as topics *are* about mountain bikes, then we should all
play nice.

I draw the line at repeated pathetic attempts to engage He Who Must Not
Be
Named into intelligent discourse.

Mheh.

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Don't even get me started on the idiot at my local halfords, it was
the manager that bailed me out in the end. 🙂

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Gave you an enema did he?

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Don't even get me started on the idiot at my local halfords, it was
the manager that bailed me out in the end. 🙂

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Gave you an enema did he?

OK, Ne><us, how come your quotes don't attribute themselves to you? I
replied to YOUR post, but it just leaves the previous attribution (happens
every time).

"DecSim" did NOT write the above quote; Ne><us did.

PITA, that.

/bs

PS: Is is /because/ of the ><s? The way OE renders e-mail recipients
invisible if < and > surround 'em? Still a PITA...

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Don't even get me started on the idiot at my local halfords, it was
the manager that bailed me out in the end. 🙂

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Gave you an enema did he?

No, he was the one who gave me the free wheels. 😉

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"DecSim" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Don't even get me started on the idiot at my local halfords, it was
the manager that bailed me out in the end. 🙂

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Gave you an enema did he?

OK, Ne><us, how come your quotes don't attribute themselves to you? I
replied to YOUR post, but it just leaves the previous attribution (happens
every time).

Please, call me Pagey.

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"DecSim" did NOT write the above quote; Ne><us did.

PITA, that.

/bs

PS: Is is /because/ of the ><s? The way OE renders e-mail recipients
invisible if < and > surround 'em? Still a PITA...

I was never aware of this problem, but I will rectify it to see if anything
happens.

Pagey.

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Can I poke fun at him? I restricted the intelligent discourse to email
but as usual he pansied about not answering the questions properly and
then resorted to insults in true troll style before ignoring me. So
rather than attempt it on here I'll stick to poking fun if no one minds.

That's what trolls are good at. I have been trolled enough times to know
that, and i've witnessed a lot of others being trolled too, (which can be
very entertaining.)

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report? Who got you into riding? Do you prefer lycra or baggies?

Sheesh, this could really get out of hand.

especially if I ask "Commando or not"

With lycra, i thought that you wear it only, layering over if nessisary.

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I personally though that AMB was *anything* to with mountian bikes,
am I right?

So as long as topics *are* about mountain bikes, then we should all
play nice.

I draw the line at repeated pathetic attempts to engage He Who Must Not

Be

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Named into intelligent discourse.

Yes, that person is annoying, just like the mosquitoes and blackflies. He
should take on things he can change, but, for all of us who live in the free
world, isn't he alowed free speech just like each of us?

To each his/her own.

Now, go out and ride.

Micheal

Probably because he knew that if you phoned head office and complained,
rightly or wrongly, they would order him to give you whatever you
wanted including an enema if thats what you wanted 😉

Apologies for the thread hijack but on the plus side slagging off
Halfords is less inflammatory than the initial subject....

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Now, go out and ride.

I can't, my hardtail needs new brakes and my new Kona Coiler hasn't
arrived yet. How dare you torment me with talk of going out riding, you
heartless beast 🙂

DecSim
Just Mucking About

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Probably because he knew that if you phoned head office and complained,
rightly or wrongly, they would order him to give you whatever you
wanted including an enema if thats what you wanted 😉

It turns my stomach thinking about it.

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Apologies for the thread hijack but on the plus side slagging off
Halfords is less inflammatory than the initial subject....

True. Nae worries.

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Now, go out and ride.

I can't, my hardtail needs new brakes and my new Kona Coiler hasn't
arrived yet. How dare you torment me with talk of going out riding, you
heartless beast 🙂

You do not need brakes to ride... ther are trees, arent there?

Micheal...

Trees sound painful. Put your foot in the tire to slow down. Just
ignore the smoke...

Stupid disc specific rims, they seem so nice when you have discs that
work, then one day you need to put a v brake on for a while.....grrrrr.
Despite the very useful suggestions of alternative braking methods I
think I'll wait till I get a chance to sort it out 🙂

Made me think of the time I leapfrogged over the front of my bike to
avoid flying into a tree, cue comedy air running and then a brief
period of running on the ground where my legs tried to go about 15mph
then legs realised they were losing the battle and I flopped to the
ground. Most comedy crash yet. Close second is the time I erased my
buttocks using the road.....

DecSim
Skilled

"Fish" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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This is basically My way of introducing myself and letting everyone who

has

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offended me so far know the reason they have offended me and how not to in
future

If I want to feed the troll Im not hurting you!!!

If I want to defend our sport Im not Hurting you!!!

If you turn around and make remarks that can easily been seen as taking

the

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[censored] out of me I will get angry

If your a woman and want to be treated differently than a man does dont

talk

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to me I treat everyone as equals even MIKE.

If I cant be bothered to correct all the spelling and grammar in my posts
dont use this as a cheap shot agaist me

If you must have a go at anyone why must it be one of your own??

If I offend you with anything I say then I appologise I am not out to

offend

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anyone (apart from mike possibly)

If I offend a friend of yours keep you nose out its none of your business

Anyone reading this will understand why I get [censored] of when I try to

defend

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our sport and get told basically not to !!! I have the right to defend
myself you all seem to have reached the conclusion that
A) Mike actaully read's all of the posts (mike dosent care about all the
little in and outs of our sport)
B) Mike will go away if you stop repling to his posts (firstly you are

never

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going to get everyone to ignore him and secondly I get the feeling Mike

will

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only be "egged" on if we fail to defend ourself's)

If you do offend me you can expect me to reply offesivly its a simple as
that if you check any of my earlier posts you will see that when I have
reached the decision that I have acted a bit to harshly towards somebody I
will usually appologise and offer thanks for any help they have given me.

OoooOOOoo, great way to get everyone to just carry on just doing as they
damned well please. In fact, your post is absolutely *begging* for abuse,
heheheheheh...

Shaun aRe - >take your pick of insults<

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Were you born an insecure [censored] of a dimwit or
did your parents have to work extra hard to get
you to this point?

Is this just a general post to the world?

Do we all have to answer this question?

God, I hate A.M-B polls.

Now "I" have to think of a witty reply and I just can't right now.

Fish said:

This is basically My way of introducing myself and letting everyone

who has

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offended me so far know the reason they have offended me and how not

to in

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future

<snip whiny booboo jive>

Your way is a riot. Keep it up!

JD

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I thought we really had a live one until I noticed the name. You've got
to be joking, right?

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