Granny and the Biker

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by hank2230, Feb 24, 2005.

  1. hank2230

    hank2230 New Member

    Dec 30, 2003
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    A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do
    it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk

    On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a
    bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and
    picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem:
    how to carry all of his purchases home.

    The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the
    bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the
    goose in your other hand?"

    "Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.
    But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady
    who told him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to
    1603 Mockingbird Lane?"

    The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird
    Lane. Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no

    The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely
    widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when
    we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my
    skirt, and ravish me?"

    The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two
    chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up
    against the wall and do that?"

    The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket,
    put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."