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  1. There is a road on my way to work (Toronto road).
    http://www.streetmap.co.uk/newmap.srf?x=359780&y=177750&z=1
    which is normally blocked by parked cars on both sides, with gaps
    between them for passing places. At the top, near Filton Road, there is
    not enough room for cars and cycles to pass each other, let alone two
    cars going each way.

    Any way got the Toronto road this morning to see a queue of traffic
    blocking the cross road on the entry. I slowly cycled into the road to
    find four parked (p) cars blocking in for manned cars (m) i.e.

    p p
    mm
    mm
    p p

    with all four manned cars at angles to the road. How they got like that
    without one of the parked cars being parked after the other four had got
    there I have not a clue [1].
    WVM was also stopped nearby trying to direct the manned cars, however
    the driver of one was moving exactly the opposite way to that the way
    WVM was directing it, and trying to get through a gap to narrow.

    Anyway I calmly got off my bike, walked it along the footpath, got back
    onto the road and cycled away. When I got to the traffic lits at the
    other end of the road, I looked back, and as far as I could see, none of
    the cars had moved.

    I often wonder in situations like this, how often impatient car drivers
    slow themselves and others down by trying to save that extra 0.3s.

    [1] I could not help thinking of the sofa paradox in Dirk Gently's
    Holistic Detective Agency.

    Martin.

  2. "Martin Dann" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    [1] I could not help thinking of the sofa paradox in Dirk Gently's
    Holistic Detective Agency.

    And you didn't need to worry about the traffic because of your bicycle
    induced OPP field.

    Jc.

  3. "Josey" <nospam@josey> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    And you didn't need to worry about the traffic because of your bicycle
    induced OPP field.

    sorry, I was thinking of the one at Lords in HH, not the one stuck on the
    stairs.

    Jc.

  4. Josey said:

    "Josey" <nospam@josey> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    And you didn't need to worry about the traffic because of your bicycle
    induced OPP field.

    sorry, I was thinking of the one at Lords in HH, not the one stuck on the
    stairs.

    OPPs been bugging me all day and it clicked when you wrote this.
    en.wikipedia.orgSomebody Else's Problem field

    I find this a lot where I currently work, people will ignore dangerous
    things if "it is not my job".
    Especially bad is one of the H&S blokes who has a list of thing he does
    not like, but will ignore worse things that are not on his list, and
    will even ignore H&S rules himself.

    Martin.

  5. Martin Dann said:
    Josey said:

    "Josey" <nospam@josey> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    And you didn't need to worry about the traffic because of your bicycle
    induced OPP field.

    sorry, I was thinking of the one at Lords in HH, not the one stuck on the
    stairs.

    OPPs been bugging me all day and it clicked when you wrote this.
    en.wikipedia.orgSomebody Else's Problem field

    I find this a lot where I currently work, people will ignore dangerous
    things if "it is not my job".
    Especially bad is one of the H&S blokes who has a list of thing he does
    not like, but will ignore worse things that are not on his list, and
    will even ignore H&S rules himself.

    H&S people can be quite moronic at times.

    At one place where I worked a newly appointed H&S chappie came round to have an
    inspection.

    The only thing he seemed to be interested in was whether equipment had the
    correct fuse for the placarded (implied) current rating.

    He insisted that 'errant' fuses were replaced, often, in some areas, leading to
    their immediately blowing because of the startup power surge.

  6. [snip]

    Quoted message said:

    Any way got the Toronto road this morning to see a queue of traffic
    blocking the cross road on the entry. I slowly cycled into the road to
    find four parked (p) cars blocking in for manned cars (m) i.e.

    p p
    mm
    mm
    p p

    with all four manned cars at angles to the road. How they got like that
    without one of the parked cars being parked after the other four had got
    there I have not a clue [1].

    So there we go again: wicked freeloading cyclist holding up no fewer
    than 8 cars by daring to use /their/ roads and then has the nerve to
    blame them for silliness :-)

    (for the avoidance of doubt, because people seem to miss smileys, this
    is an a feeble attempt at facetiousness)

    [snip]

    peter

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    www.amey.org.uk

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