hello everyone!

Quoted message said:

Dear Sir:

Quoted message said:

good day to you!

{Hugh Jass Memorial Snippage}

Quoted message said:

Kathy Qin/Sales Director

What are you wearing?

Quoted message said:

Dear Sir:

good day to you!

at first,please let us introduce ourself to you. we are SOLAT INDUSTRY
LIMITED,from Ningbo city,China.

Excellent! I have recently found myself in need of a business contact
outside the country. Recently our Great Leader President Clinton was
deposed from his rightful rule. Luckily he managed to stash away many
millions of US dollars in Latvian muskrat futures. I think that with an
industrial contact such as yourself, we could move much of this capital
into a more friendly banking environment.

Please reply with your contact information. I'm sure we can come to a
reasonable percentage fee for your aid in moving these valuable earnings
in Ondatra zibethicus to your country.

Your humble servant,

Dane Aminu Buson

--
Dane Buson - [email hidden]
/earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.

In article <[email hidden]>,

Quoted post said:

We mainly deals in the following items:

....

Quoted message said:

Tyre repair kit

Interesting.

....

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Mirror

Interesting

....

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Color screw

/Very/ interesting (body paint can be kinda fun)

Quoted message said:

Other accessory

I've heard of folks using MC mudflaps on their bicycles.

--
"Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling
apart like a Chinese motorcycle."
-- Rodney Dangerfield, as Larry Burns (from The Simpsons)

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Tom Keats) said:

Quoted message said:

Other accessory

I've heard of folks using MC mudflaps on their bicycles.

That is, on bicycle /fenders/. MC mudflaps might also be
useful as floggers/spankers on naughty network servers,
for sick puppies who are into BSDM.

--
-- Nothing is safe from me.
Above address is just a spam midden.
I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca

And I just got this email today. Could you motorcycle types give this
guy a response! I think this is a good deal for oyu.

"Hello,I am DAVID OLAJIDE,I have a proposal for you it involves funds
transfer.Please respond"

In article <[email hidden]>,

Colorado Bicycler said:

And I just got this email today. Could you motorcycle types give this
guy a response! I think this is a good deal for oyu.

"Hello,I am DAVID OLAJIDE,I have a proposal for you it involves funds
transfer.Please respond"

I'm not a "motorcycle type", I (et al) am just having a li'l fun w/ spam.
Note I didn't quote the entire original post, and I injected some real
bicycle content in my response. Sorry if I [censored] ya off, ya hoary ol'
cantankerous, Geritol-swillin', senior citizen curmudgeon.

cheers,
Tom

--
-- Nothing is safe from me.
Above address is just a spam midden.
I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca

In article <[email hidden]>,

(Tom Keats) said:

I'm not a "motorcycle type", I (et al) am just having a li'l fun w/ spam.
Note I didn't quote the entire original post, and I injected some real
bicycle content in my response. Sorry if I [censored] ya off, ya hoary ol'
cantankerous, Geritol-swillin', senior citizen curmudgeon.

Oops, I forgot to add this: :-)

Being well past the half-century mark in age myself,
I'm rapidly catching up to your own dotage. :-) again.

cheers again, & Geritol ain't half bad,
Tom

--
-- Nothing is safe from me.
Above address is just a spam midden.
I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca

On Wed, 28 Jun 2006 17:52:21 -0700, [email hidden] (Tom

Keats) said:

Quoted message said:

cantankerous, Geritol-swillin', senior citizen curmudgeon.

Oops, I forgot to add this: :-)

Being well past the half-century mark in age myself,
I'm rapidly catching up to your own dotage. :-) again.

cheers again, & Geritol ain't half bad,
Tom

howzit 4 hang-overs, dude?
--
zk

In article <[email hidden]>,

Zoot Katz said:

On Wed, 28 Jun 2006 17:52:21 -0700, [email hidden] (Tom

Keats) said:

Quoted message said:

cantankerous, Geritol-swillin', senior citizen curmudgeon.

Oops, I forgot to add this: :-)

Being well past the half-century mark in age myself,
I'm rapidly catching up to your own dotage. :-) again.

cheers again, & Geritol ain't half bad,
Tom

howzit 4 hang-overs, dude?

I don't get hangovers. But it sure does put lead in yer pencil.

Step on it w/ a li'l Maltlevol & Potters cherry brandy, and it
makes a fairly good bong coolant while supplying some B-complex
vitamins. Washes the mescaline down pretty good, too. Just
make sure you have a clear shot at the bathroom.

cheers,
Tom

--
-- Nothing is safe from me.
Above address is just a spam midden.
I'm really at: tkeats [curlicue] vcn [point] bc [point] ca

"Dane Buson" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Dear Sir:

good day to you!

at first,please let us introduce ourself to you. we are SOLAT INDUSTRY
LIMITED,from Ningbo city,China.

Excellent! I have recently found myself in need of a business contact
outside the country. Recently our Great Leader President Clinton was
deposed from his rightful rule. Luckily he managed to stash away many
millions of US dollars in Latvian muskrat futures. I think that with an
industrial contact such as yourself, we could move much of this capital
into a more friendly banking environment.

Please reply with your contact information. I'm sure we can come to a
reasonable percentage fee for your aid in moving these valuable earnings
in Ondatra zibethicus to your country.

Your humble servant,

Dane Aminu Buson

Or this one:

Dear Sir/madam,

I am George Walker Bush, son of the former president of the United States of
America, George Herbert Walker Bush, and currently serving as President of
the United States of America. This letter might surprise you because we have
not met neither in person nor by correspondence. I came to know of you in my
search for a reliable and reputable person to handle a very confidential
business transaction, which involves the transfer of a huge sum of money to
an account requiring maximum confidence.

I am writing you in absolute confidence primarily to seek your assistance in
acquiring oil funds that are presently trapped in the Republic of Iraq. My
partners and I solicit your assistance in completing a transaction begun by
my father, who has long been actively engaged in the extraction of petroleum
in the United States of America, and bravely served his country as Director
of the United States Central Intelligence Agency. ...

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