I am a bachelor. I woke up this morning and decided to make waffles. I acrually mixed the batter on Monday but never got to making them till this morning. Anyhow, I got the batter out of the closet and plugged in the waffle iron. I poured some grease on it and let it get hot while I took a shower. While in the shower I could smell it, and knew it was overheating. I ran from the shower completely naked, and found the waffle iron pouring out smoke. I lifted the lid and badly burned my fingers, so I dropped it. The problem is that when I dropped it, I dropped it on my penis. My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
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Horrible cooking accident.
My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
I don't think it will heal but you could try applying butter and maple syrup.
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I woke up this morning and decided to make waffles. ... I lifted the lid and badly burned my fingers, so I dropped it. The problem is that when I dropped it, I dropped it on my penis. My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
Assuming you're not a troll, you need to see a doctor, immediately. This type of injury will most likely not heal on its own. You stand a good chance of losing your precious package, as well as developing an infection which could quite easily kill you. Go do the Emergency Room. Be honest and forthright, expect you might get a few smirks, but ER staff have seen just about everything (and if they haven't seen this particular injury before, you stand a good chance of having your injury memorialized in an emergency medicine textbook or website). Go on, shoo, right now.
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I woke up this morning and decided to make waffles. ... I lifted the lid and badly burned my fingers, so I dropped it. The problem is that when I dropped it, I dropped it on my penis. My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
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Assuming you're not a troll, you need to see a doctor, immediately. This type of injury will most likely not heal on its own. You stand a good chance of losing your precious package, as well as developing an infection which could quite easily kill you. Go do the Emergency Room. Be honest and forthright, expect you might get a few smirks, but ER staff have seen just about everything (and if they haven't seen this particular injury before, you stand a good chance of having your injury memorialized in an emergency medicine textbook or website). Go on, shoo, right now.
Can you for a single instance imagine someone actually doing this and then sitting down to write this note?
My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
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Horrible cooking accident.
My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
I don't think it will heal but you could try applying butter and maple syrup.
LOL!
Might make an excellent salve actually ',;~}~
Shaun aRe trapped his in zips a few times, got friction burns and related on it, but never once have I cooked it.
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I woke up this morning and decided to make waffles. ... I lifted the lid and badly burned my fingers, so I dropped it. The problem is that when I dropped it, I dropped it on my penis. My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
Assuming you're not a troll, you need to see a doctor, immediately. This type of injury will most likely not heal on its own. You stand a good chance of losing your precious package, as well as developing an infection which could quite easily kill you. Go do the Emergency Room. Be honest
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forthright, expect you might get a few smirks, but ER staff have seen just about everything (and if they haven't seen this particular injury before, you stand a good chance of having your injury memorialized in an emergency medicine textbook or website). Go on, shoo, right now.
Indeed, and if they do smirk it will likely be with you on side, and not actually at you.
Shaun aRe - BTW - avoid sex for a while huh? Good lad.
I am a bachelor. I woke up this morning and decided to make waffles. I acrually mixed the batter on Monday but never got to making them till this morning. Anyhow, I got the batter out of the closet and plugged in the waffle iron. I poured some grease on it and let it get hot while I took a shower. While in the shower I could smell it, and knew it was overheating. I ran from the shower completely naked, and found the waffle iron pouring out smoke. I lifted the lid and badly burned my fingers, so I dropped it. The problem is that when I dropped it, I dropped it on my penis. My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
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I woke up this morning and decided to make waffles. ... I lifted the lid and badly burned my fingers, so I dropped it. The problem is that when I dropped it, I dropped it on my penis. My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
Assuming you're not a troll, you need to see a doctor, immediately.
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type of injury will most likely not heal on its own. You stand a good chance of losing your precious package, as well as developing an
infection
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which could quite easily kill you. Go do the Emergency Room. Be honest
and
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forthright, expect you might get a few smirks, but ER staff have seen
just
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about everything (and if they haven't seen this particular injury
before,
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you stand a good chance of having your injury memorialized in an
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medicine textbook or website). Go on, shoo, right now.
Indeed, and if they do smirk it will likely be with you on side, and not actually at you.
Shaun aRe - BTW - avoid sex for a while huh? Good lad.
The world needeth no continuation of the troll gene, I say he should avoid sex forever!
Butter, syrup, knife. -- http://www.jamlady.eboard.com, updated 11-9-05 finishing in four parts the trip report from our vacation time in San Francisco for Nephew Pat's wedding last weekend.
I am a bachelor. I woke up this morning and decided to make waffles. I acrually mixed the batter on Monday but never got to making them till this morning. Anyhow, I got the batter out of the closet and plugged in the waffle iron. I poured some grease on it and let it get hot while I took a shower. While in the shower I could smell it, and knew it was overheating. I ran from the shower completely naked, and found the waffle iron pouring out smoke. I lifted the lid and badly burned my fingers, so I dropped it. The problem is that when I dropped it, I dropped it on my penis. My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
Damn.
This is one of the best trolls I've seen in weeks. ;-)
Well done! -- Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson
I am a bachelor. I woke up this morning and decided to make waffles. I acrually mixed the batter on Monday but never got to making them till this morning. Anyhow, I got the batter out of the closet and plugged in the waffle iron. I poured some grease on it and let it get hot while I took a shower. While in the shower I could smell it, and knew it was overheating. I ran from the shower completely naked, and found the waffle iron pouring out smoke. I lifted the lid and badly burned my fingers, so I dropped it. The problem is that when I dropped it, I dropped it on my penis. My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
Damn.
This is one of the best trolls I've seen in weeks. ;-)
Well done! -- Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson
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> I woke up this morning and decided to make waffles. ... > I lifted the lid and badly burned my fingers, so I dropped > it. The problem is that when I dropped it, I dropped it > on my penis. My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns > and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too > embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will > heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle > marks on them.
Assuming you're not a troll, you need to see a doctor, immediately.
This
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type of injury will most likely not heal on its own. You stand a good chance of losing your precious package, as well as developing an
infection
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which could quite easily kill you. Go do the Emergency Room. Be
honest
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forthright, expect you might get a few smirks, but ER staff have seen
just
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about everything (and if they haven't seen this particular injury
before,
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you stand a good chance of having your injury memorialized in an
emergency
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medicine textbook or website). Go on, shoo, right now.
Indeed, and if they do smirk it will likely be with you on side, and not actually at you.
Shaun aRe - BTW - avoid sex for a while huh? Good lad.
The world needeth no continuation of the troll gene, I say he should avoid sex forever!
Don't worry - he'll not get a say in the matter anyway.
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I woke up this morning and decided to make waffles. ... I lifted the lid and badly burned my fingers, so I dropped it. The problem is that when I dropped it, I dropped it on my penis. My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
Assuming you're not a troll, you need to see a doctor, immediately. This type of injury will most likely not heal on its own. You stand a good chance of losing your precious package, as well as developing an infection which could quite easily kill you. Go do the Emergency Room. Be honest and forthright, expect you might get a few smirks, but ER staff have seen just about everything (and if they haven't seen this particular injury before, you stand a good chance of having your injury memorialized in an emergency medicine textbook or website). Go on, shoo, right now.
-j
"Assuming you're not a troll" Jacqui, here's a dollar, get a clue!
I am a bachelor. I woke up this morning and decided to make waffles. I acrually mixed the batter on Monday but never got to making them till this morning. Anyhow, I got the batter out of the closet and plugged in the waffle iron. I poured some grease on it and let it get hot while I took a shower. While in the shower I could smell it, and knew it was overheating. I ran from the shower completely naked, and found the waffle iron pouring out smoke. I lifted the lid and badly burned my fingers, so I dropped it. The problem is that when I dropped it, I dropped it on my penis. My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
In addition to your other 'problems' you also obviously have a surplus of free time that you don't know how to occupy. May I suggest going out to listen to music, visiting a museum, going to the gym, or enjoying the miracle of the public library?
Or better, finding a nice lady to 'apply first aid' to your 'injury?'
[FYI - burns only go to 3rd degree. Is a 4th degree like giving 110%?]
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Horrible cooking accident.
I am a bachelor. I woke up this morning and decided to make waffles. I acrually mixed the batter on Monday but never got to making them till this morning. Anyhow, I got the batter out of the closet and plugged in the waffle iron. I poured some grease on it and let it get hot while I took a shower. While in the shower I could smell it, and knew it was overheating. I ran from the shower completely naked, and found the waffle iron pouring out smoke. I lifted the lid and badly burned my fingers, so I dropped it. The problem is that when I dropped it, I dropped it on my penis. My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
Saliva and crushed ice from your girlfriends ***th.
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Horrible cooking accident.
I am a bachelor. I woke up this morning and decided to make waffles. I acrually mixed the batter on Monday but never got to making them till this morning. Anyhow, I got the batter out of the closet and plugged in the waffle iron. I poured some grease on it and let it get hot while I took a shower. While in the shower I could smell it, and knew it was overheating. I ran from the shower completely naked, and found the waffle iron pouring out smoke. I lifted the lid and badly burned my fingers, so I dropped it. The problem is that when I dropped it, I dropped it on my penis. My penis has 2nd 3rd and 4th degree burns and is shaped like a waffle. I am in severe pain, but too embarassed to go to a doctor. Does anyone think it will heal? What should I do with it? Even my balls got waffle marks on them.
Saliva and crushed ice from your girlfriends ***th.
