Well thank you for all the replies, my balls are doing better and they don't hurt as much when trying to mount. Either my technique has improved, or I'm just numb to the pain, or both.
I've been deliberately grabbing my balls and then holding them against my treasure trail prior to mounting, this seems to work somewhat, but even when I'm on the uni it still is uncomfortable...almost as if the tip of the banana seat is pressing against my balls (although it's better than the sandwItch action that was going on earlier). Nevertheless, it will probably get better.
Gooch? Husk? I've heard of chode, but where I'm from it's called a Taint....Taint as in the phrase 'it ain't' said quickly like, "taint your penis or your anus." I guess with proper punctuation it would be t'ain't.
