Why do manufacturers and enthusiasts alike insist that attaching a carbon fiber bidon cage to a bikes seat post using zip ties or rubber bands is acceptable, when its clear that these methods can compromise the structural integrity of the cage and the seat post? Dont these methods introduce unnecessary stress and vibration that can lead to premature wear and even catastrophic failure? And what about the oft-repeated advice to just wrap the cage with electrical tape - isnt that just a Band-Aid solution that ignores the underlying design flaws? Whats the real science behind attaching a carbon fiber bidon cage to a seat post, and how can we ensure optimal performance and safety without resorting to hacky workarounds?