Are the Spring Classics just a nostalgic relic of a bygone era, or have they genuinely influenced the way we approach cycling as a whole? I mean, lets be real, how many of us are still riding steel frames and sporting mustaches just because Merckx did it back in the day? Has the romanticism of the Classics led to a proliferation of overpriced, retro-styled bikes that are more concerned with aesthetics than actual performance? Or have they inspired a new generation of riders to push the boundaries of whats possible on two wheels? And whats with the obsession over cobbled roads and miserable weather conditions - are we secretly all masochists who enjoy suffering on our bikes? Do the Classics actually celebrate the beauty and brutality of cycling, or are they just a marketing tool to sell more bikes and gear to gullible enthusiasts?