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Quoted message said:I see there is a folding bicycle named the hummer. Supposedly it was developed for paratroopers to
take with them when they jump out of the plane. I was wondering if anyone is familiar with the
bike. I would like a folding bike, but have always been rather learly (sp?) of them. It is suppose
to sell for around $800. Here is a link to the site. hummerstuff.comhummerstuff.comOpen ↗
Thanks
Tom
Dear Tom,
I'd be leery of this one. (Odd word--no longer associated with the more salacious leering at or
ogling girls, but probably from the same root, meaning keeping a wary eye out.)
I did enjoy reading the claptrap in the ads on the site. (It has to be awful before someone as
ignorant as I am starts snickering.)
I suspect that the "fluorine coated bushings to reduce friction" are a copywriter's fantasy (perhaps
he thinks that it hardens bushings as fluoride hardens teeth), but I'd love to hear otherwise.
No combat veteran could write with a straight face, "Armed with 11-tooth pulley for quieter running
and reduce [sic] chain fatigue."
And God help us if soldiers are spouting mashed-together nonsense like this: "Once on the ground,
the mountain bike traverses terrain silently at high speeds, with no thermal or acoustic radar
signature."
(Modern heat sights will happily pick up the infra-red heat waves from a rider's face, acoustic
detection naturally depends upon sound waves, and radar stands for radio-detection-and-ranging,
which your local traffic policeman will be delighted to demonstrate works just fine on a metal-frame
bicycle. In fact, radar works pretty well on 5-ounce baseballs, as can be seen during the current
World Series.)
I was disappointed that there seemed to be no mention of how many spokes the wheels used. I could
have sworn that I saw such a military mountain bike somewhere that used 48-spoke wheels to withstand
heavily-laden soldiers leaping off ledges.
Still, despite the nonsense, the quick-folding design might be convenient for some people. Just
because something comes swathed in ridiculous advertisements doesn't necessarily mean that it's as
ridiculous as the ad copy.
Carl Fogel