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Carl Fogel
Guest
Here's a hypothetical flat-tire question to entertain snowbound riders lucky enough to live where
goathead stickers are unknown.
Imagine a bicycle path 100 miles long and 8 feet 4 inches wide.
Two bicyclists will pedal this path at 20 mph for 5 hours.
Let's say that the front and rear tires of each bicycle will sweep a track an inch wide.
One bicyclist--let's call him Carl--is an utterly careless Mr. Magoo who weaves randomly along the
path, but never dodging any hazards.
The other bicyclist--let's call him Hawkeye--is an alert rider with excellent vision who also weaves
randomly along the same path, but enjoys reflexes good enough to swerve around any small hazard that
he sees in time.
Let's stipulate that "in time" is roughly 30 feet ahead of Hawkeye, about 1 second at 20 mph.
To be realistic, let's also stipulate that Hawkeye fails to pay attention for 1 second every minute
because he blinks, sneezes, coughs, stares at birds, gazes at his speedometer, or simply daydreams
about hypothetical flat-tire questions.
I have here a bag of imaginary goat-head stickers, each one guaranteed to puncture any tire that
rolls over it. They are so small that they cannot be seen further than 30 feet away. They stick up
and happily pierce the sides of tires, just like real goatheads, so don't worry about the contact
patch being narrower than the one-inch path swept by the tires.
Here's a picture of a real goathead:
http://home.comcast.net/~carlfogel/download/Goathead.jpg
It's sitting on a dime about 0.705" wide.
How many of these stickers should I sprinkle randomly to give careless Carl a flat tire? And how
many more should I sprinkle to deflate Hawkeye's alert ego?
Hint: does the total number of stickers required have anything to do with whether the distance is
one mile, a century ride, or to the moon and back?
Extra-credit: given ten thousand stickers, how many stickers do both riders avoid through sheer
blind luck? That is, how much dodging is actually useful?
Feel free to email me before posting if you have any uneasy suspicions that this is a
loaded question.
[email protected]
goathead stickers are unknown.
Imagine a bicycle path 100 miles long and 8 feet 4 inches wide.
Two bicyclists will pedal this path at 20 mph for 5 hours.
Let's say that the front and rear tires of each bicycle will sweep a track an inch wide.
One bicyclist--let's call him Carl--is an utterly careless Mr. Magoo who weaves randomly along the
path, but never dodging any hazards.
The other bicyclist--let's call him Hawkeye--is an alert rider with excellent vision who also weaves
randomly along the same path, but enjoys reflexes good enough to swerve around any small hazard that
he sees in time.
Let's stipulate that "in time" is roughly 30 feet ahead of Hawkeye, about 1 second at 20 mph.
To be realistic, let's also stipulate that Hawkeye fails to pay attention for 1 second every minute
because he blinks, sneezes, coughs, stares at birds, gazes at his speedometer, or simply daydreams
about hypothetical flat-tire questions.
I have here a bag of imaginary goat-head stickers, each one guaranteed to puncture any tire that
rolls over it. They are so small that they cannot be seen further than 30 feet away. They stick up
and happily pierce the sides of tires, just like real goatheads, so don't worry about the contact
patch being narrower than the one-inch path swept by the tires.
Here's a picture of a real goathead:
http://home.comcast.net/~carlfogel/download/Goathead.jpg
It's sitting on a dime about 0.705" wide.
How many of these stickers should I sprinkle randomly to give careless Carl a flat tire? And how
many more should I sprinkle to deflate Hawkeye's alert ego?
Hint: does the total number of stickers required have anything to do with whether the distance is
one mile, a century ride, or to the moon and back?
Extra-credit: given ten thousand stickers, how many stickers do both riders avoid through sheer
blind luck? That is, how much dodging is actually useful?
Feel free to email me before posting if you have any uneasy suspicions that this is a
loaded question.
[email protected]