I like it

David Cohen said:

Thsi has been making the rounds on the Internet, so, you may have read it
already, but, I like it, so, I'm repeating it, and, if you object, bite me.
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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been
completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces
from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin
the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which
have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The
United Kingdom, Spain , Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the
countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's
nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of
both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic?

Call France!

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that
note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you
down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
from NATO as well. Bon chance, mesamis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many U.N.
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the
finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to
be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing
us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government
really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and
infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep,
border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting
now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil
in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to
come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you
to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world
has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from
America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you
and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might
want to learn to speak Arabic. God bless America! Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
thank a soldier.

I like it too; oh that it could be put into practice.

David Cohen said:

Thsi has been making the rounds on the Internet, so, you may have read it
already, but, I like it, so, I'm repeating it, and, if you object, bite me.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been
completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces
from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin
the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which
have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The
United Kingdom, Spain , Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the
countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's
nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of
both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi
war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic?

Call France!

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that
note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you
down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
from NATO as well. Bon chance, mesamis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many U.N.
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the
finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to
be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing
us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government
really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and
infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep,
border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting
now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil
in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to
come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you
to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world
has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from
America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you
and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might
want to learn to speak Arabic. God bless America! Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
thank a soldier.

Amen brother! How bout we start an internet petition?

If it were only that easy.

Ryan

"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Thsi has been making the rounds on the Internet, so, you may have read it
already, but, I like it, so, I'm repeating it, and, if you object, bite
me.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT,
DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been
completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces
from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to
begin
the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which
have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The
United Kingdom, Spain , Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the
countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
world's
nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies
of
both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
Iraqi
war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic?

Call France!

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that
note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt
you
down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring
from NATO as well. Bon chance, mesamis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many U.N.
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and
crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps
have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or
watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of
the
finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely
to
be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
pissing
us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government
really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and
infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep,
border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
starting
now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for
oil
in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades
to
come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you
to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn
tootin."
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
world
has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the
planet.
It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate
homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from
America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe
you
and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might
want to learn to speak Arabic. God bless America! Thank you and good
night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English,
thank a soldier.

More bravado. How about List 3 itemizing the cost of this war?
* $250 billion and that is just 'so far'.
*Lives lost 2500 coalition lives - plus 30,000 Iraqi lives.
*Amputations and life altering injuries 85,000
*Terrorist 'on the job' training - thousands of terrorists are learning
their craft

And the Iraqis are less able to look after themselves than they were 1 year
ago.
And when the US military dump Iraq, Iran fills the vacuum

So let's have a good laugh about it and chalk it up to experience!

Quoted message said:

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 11:35:36 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

More bravado. How about List 3 itemizing the cost of this war?
* $250 billion and that is just 'so far'.
*Lives lost 2500 coalition lives - plus 30,000 Iraqi lives.
*Amputations and life altering injuries 85,000
*Terrorist 'on the job' training - thousands of terrorists are learning
their craft

And the Iraqis are less able to look after themselves than they were 1 year
ago.
And when the US military dump Iraq, Iran fills the vacuum

So let's have a good laugh about it and chalk it up to experience!

Funny thing, that's EXACTLY what everybody said would happen if we
invaded Iraq. It seems everyone was smart enough to know it was a bad
move except the chimp.

List 2- countries that told us the truth.

Foreign Aid compared with the cost of the war? What a joke! Foreign aid
is like less than 1% of the budget.

Mexico- I agree with this screed. I agree with Pat Buchanan and Lou Dobbs.

Alaska's ANWAR oil is estimated to be 6 months of US consumption, and would
take ten years to pump.

Bush is selling the USA to anyone willing to pay. China buys the bonds
to finance millionaire's tax cuts.

David Cohen said:

Thsi has been making the rounds on the Internet, so, you may have read it
already, but, I like it, so, I'm repeating it, and, if you object, bite me.

I'm always slightly amazed when someone defines him/herself as a
staunch, conservative Republican or a proud, liberal Democrat.

I think my next political books will be Getting America Right : The
True Conservative Values Our Nation Needs Today
by Edwin J. Feulner, Doug Wilson
http://makeashorterlink.com/?I1AE265DC

and

AMERICAN THEOCRACY
The Peril and Politics of Radical Religion, Oil, and Borrowed Money in
the 21st Century.
by Kevin Phillips
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/19/books/review/19brink.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

David Cohen said:

Thsi has been making the rounds on the Internet, so, you may have read it
already, but, I like it, so, I'm repeating it, and, if you object, bite me.
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A restatement of a historical footnote where some Viet War protesters
suggested the way out was to declare victory and then just leave (circa
1968). This avoids the loss, but we can't prevent what occurs after
we're gone, right?

The problem with this and that is that in both cases, but let's just
talk about today, we destabilized a region by by substituting our strong
arm for another's. If we leave, we'll be responsible for the civil war
which will go on until another Saddam can ascend to power. The upshot of
that will be greater hostility toward us than we had before the war thus
losing us any possible benefit we have gained by th world's
condemnation, lost Iraqi and US lives as well as billions spent.

Anyway you look at it we lose.

(Don) said:

Gee, and people ask why Iran wants nukes.

Funny thing is, we call THEM nuts...

David Cohen said:

Gee, and people ask why I want to nuke them now.

No, they don't. Other people know you and your ilk better
than you know yourself. You embrace hate, fear, and terrorism
because you're naught but a typical right wing extremist
religious fundamentalist terrorist. You don't think, you
just react out of fear and ignorance.
The main difference between you and a Muslim fundamentalist
terrorist is that they take action while you impotently spew
your ignorance and hate from a safe distance.
You and your ilk are no mystery - just a simple, predictable,
pitiful, and useless human tragedy...

-

http://www.st911.org

Here's what happens to steel framed buildings exposed
to raging infernos for hours on end.

http://davesweb.cnchost.com/nwsltr69c.html

On 9-11-01, WTC7, a 47 story steel framed building, which
had only small, random fires, dropped in perfect symmetry
at near free fall speed as in a perfectly executed controlled
demolition.

http://911research.wtc7.net/talks/wtc/videos.html
http://www.physics.byu.edu/research/energy/htm7.html
http://wtc7.net/articles/FEMA/WTC_ch5.htm

"You're doin' a heckuva job, Brownie!" - bu$h, a few days
before his FEMA chief, Micheal Brown was forced to resign
because of his gross incompetence.

"The tools that enable Cuba to save lives and preserve
human dignity during hurricanes are socialist values
and organization." - Dr. W.T. Whitney Jr

Ever wonder who benefits from the 150 MILLION
U.S. taxpayer dollars spent each DAY in Iraq?
http://www.commondreams.org/views04/0223-08.htm
http://www.corpwatch.org/article.php?list=type&type=21

"They are waging a campaign of murder and destruction. And
there is no limit to the innocent lives they are willing to
take... men with blind hatred and armed with lethal weapons
who are capable of any atrocity... they respect no laws of
warfare or morality."
-bu$h describing his own illegal invasion of Iraq.
http://www.robert-fisk.com/iraqwarvictims_mar2003.htm

http://www.commondreams.org/
http://www.truthout.org/
http://www.prohibitioncosts.org/
http://thirdworldtraveler.com/
http://counterpunch.org/
http://responsiblewealth.org/

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things
that matter." -- Martin Luther King Jr.

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President,
or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is
not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable
to the American public."
-- Theodore Roosevelt (1918)

Don't let bu$h do to the United States what his very close
friend and top campaign contributor, Ken Lay, did to Enron...

David Cohen <[email hidden]> wrote:

[...]

Quoted message said:

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic?

Got the flu?

HAR!

Ahem.

Oh, hell, get well soon.

--
Curt, fit as a fiddle (so there!)
http://curtjames.com/

"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

David Cohen <[email hidden]> wrote:

[...]

Quoted message said:

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic?

Got the flu?

HAR!

Ahem.

Oh, hell, get well soon.

I'm sending you an exploding package of my green boogers. It'll be marked
"women's underwear", so you'll never suspect.

Har HAR!!

David

David Cohen said:

"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

David Cohen <[email hidden]> wrote:

[...]

Quoted message said:

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic?

Got the flu?

HAR!

Ahem.

Oh, hell, get well soon.

I'm sending you an exploding package of my green
boogers. It'll be marked "women's underwear", so

Well, my memory is rather short. Even though you've given away the
secret, I'll probably forget by the time the package arrives.

Quoted message said:

you'll never suspect.

True.

And I am a fan of the thong.

Quoted message said:

Har HAR!!

David

Whatever.

I'm healthy and you're sick. Enjoy! 😉

--
Curt, rubbing it in (but, yeah, expecting it'll be my turn in the flu
bug bucket in short order... EFF YOU, COHEN! EFF YOOOU!)
http://curtjames.com/

"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

David Cohen <[email hidden]> wrote:

[...]

Quoted message said:

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic?

Got the flu?

HAR!

Ahem.

Oh, hell, get well soon.

I'm sending you an exploding package of my green boogers. It'll be marked
"women's underwear", so you'll never suspect.

He won't open them. Label it "Little boy's Underoos" and he'll open it with
his teeth.

John <[email hidden]> wrote:

[...]

Quoted message said:

He won't open them. Label it "Little boy's Underoos"
and he'll open it with his teeth.

Hey, that's pretty funny. Can I try?

If someone sent you a package labeled "TBR's [censored]" you'd open it with
your ass.

Stay down, dipshit. Stay down!

--
Curt, still no flu
http://curtjames.com/

David Cohen said:

I'm sending you an exploding package of my green boogers. It'll be marked
"women's underwear", so you'll never suspect.

He'll sniff the package, know it's not mens underwear, and toss it
out.

Curt James said:

And I am a fan of the thong.

As long as it's on a man.

Quoted message said:

Curt, rubbing it

We know Curt, we know.

Curt James said:

Hey, that's pretty funny. Can I try?

You'll fail. He burned you BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Quoted message said:

If someone sent you a package labeled "TBR's [censored]" you'd open it with
your ass.

Of course he would, as would you.

Quoted message said:

Stay down, dipshit. Stay down!

He fried you, cooked you, toasted you, you LOST!

Curt James said:

David Cohen said:

"Curt James" <[email hidden]> wrote

Quoted message said:

David Cohen <[email hidden]> wrote:

[...]

>Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic?

Got the flu?

HAR!

Ahem.

Oh, hell, get well soon.

I'm sending you an exploding package of my green
boogers. It'll be marked "women's underwear", so

Well, my memory is rather short. Even though you've given away the
secret, I'll probably forget by the time the package arrives.

Quoted message said:

you'll never suspect.

True.

And I am a fan of the thong.

I can't imagine dressing in the morning with the prospect of a
day-long 'wedgie'!

TBR said:

Curt James said:

Hey, that's pretty funny. Can I try?

You'll fail. He burned you BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Quoted message said:

If someone sent you a package labeled "TBR's [censored]" you'd open it with
your ass.

Of course he would, as would you.

Quoted message said:

Stay down, dipshit. Stay down!

He fried you, cooked you, toasted you, you LOST!

Meh. Everyone has an opinion.

And to Charles: I can't imagine a day-long wedgie either. I'm a fan of
the thong... on those Victoria's Secret models but NOT the idea of
them on me. ;o)

Almost Friday!

--
Curt
http://curtjames.com/