I need a helmet but I despise the MTBing helmets, because they're ugly,
and overly expensive.
I'm seriously considering getting a Green Bay Packers helmet, and
removing the mouthguard.
Seeing how I do love my home, Wisconsin, in that it's a far better
managed state and far more organizationally sane people compose the
living environment of which it is far smoother and comforting, I
although will never reside there permanently again still love the
place, and should salute my love for it, by perhaps wearing a Green Bay
Packer helmet when MTBing, of which to make people laugh.
You see, that's the other goal. I want to be unique, you know, being
that I'm reincarnated Thomas Jefferson, reincarnated Adolf [censored], I
shouldn't be normal like everyone else and buy an ugly MTB helmet, I
need something that stands out. And although I'm not a big major league
sports fan, the Packers are the rulers of all football.
So, the question to be asked is "if I fall and have a Packer helmet on,
will it sustain a blow from rocks, or will it crack?".
Who knows technical details on football helmets compared to MTB helmets?