I shoot bicycles with my railgun

Derek Dugferry said:

It´s fun, because they cannot avoid my super-fast bullets...

I think someone has been playing with their railgun a little too much...

hippy ;-)

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Derek Dugferry said:

It´s fun, because they cannot avoid my super-fast bullets...

I think someone has been playing with their railgun a little too much...

hippy ;-)

And if they don't get their hand off it soon they'll go blind.

Fraser

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Derek Dugferry said:

It´s fun, because they cannot avoid my super-fast bullets...

I think someone has been playing with their railgun a little too
much...

hippy ;-)

And if they don't get their hand off it soon they'll go blind.

I don't know how many times I've told him not to point his raygun at people.
One of these days he'll put someone's eye out.

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Where do they find these people???

Watching LBL on SBS-TV, cobberstones + racing tyres, far more scary than
some imaginary little boys with imaginary toys (or imaginary friends)

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cfsmtb said:

Where do they find these people???

Watching LBL on SBS-TV, cobberstones + racing tyres, far more scary than
some imaginary little boys with imaginary toys (or imaginary friends)

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Those cobblestones made tram tracks on a wet day look very safe.

DaveB

cfsmtb said:

Watching LBL on SBS-TV, cobberstones + racing tyres,

Self spell check, that should be cobblestones, not chocie & toffee
lollies.:p

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Daveb said:

cfsmtb said:

Where do they find these people???

Watching LBL on SBS-TV, cobberstones + racing tyres, far more scary
than some imaginary little boys with imaginary toys (or imaginary
friends)

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Those cobblestones made tram tracks on a wet day look very safe.
DaveB

A nice carbon fibre machine should sort out those rascally cobbles
(Joking). You know shock absorbing and all that.

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Paul J said:

A nice carbon fibre machine should sort out those rascally cobbles
(Joking). You know shock absorbing and all that.

I wanna see those road bike suspension forks come back into use! 🙂

Hmm... dual-susp. road bike... <runs to drawing board>

hippy ;-)

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Daveb said:

cfsmtb said:

Where do they find these people???

Watching LBL on SBS-TV, cobberstones + racing tyres, far more scary
than some imaginary little boys with imaginary toys (or imaginary
friends)

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Those cobblestones made tram tracks on a wet day look very safe.
DaveB

A nice carbon fibre machine should sort out those rascally cobbles
(Joking). You know shock absorbing and all that.

Two nuns are riding their bikes down a back alley and the first nun turns to
the other and says "I have never come this way before". The second nun
turns back to her and says "It's the cobblestones."

Fraser

cfsmtb said:

Self spell check, that should be cobblestones, not chocie & toffee
lollies.:p

I like "cobberstones" much better!

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hippy said:

Paul J said:

A nice carbon fibre machine should sort out those rascally cobbles
(Joking). You know shock absorbing and all that.

I wanna see those road bike suspension forks come back into use! 🙂

Hmm... dual-susp. road bike... <runs to drawing board>

hippy ;-)

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There's usually at least some of the Cannondale riders using
Headshok forks for Paris-Roubaix.

Dunno if it's just my imagination but this year's P-R looked even
bumpier than usual.

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Wotsa railgun?

(only one I have heard of is in 'Quake' ! )

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Originally posted by Nickzx6r There's usually at least some of the
Cannondale riders using Headshok forks for Paris-Roubaix.

Didn't know that..

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Dunno if it's just my imagination but this year's P-R looked even
bumpier than usual.

Yes, they use special CAT Ungraders to prepare the roads a week
before the race.

hippy

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hippy said:

Quoted message said:

Originally posted by Nickzx6r There's usually at least some of the
Cannondale riders using Headshok forks for Paris-Roubaix.

Didn't know that..

Quoted message said:

Dunno if it's just my imagination but this year's P-R looked even
bumpier than usual.

Yes, they use special CAT Ungraders to prepare the roads a week
before the race.
hippy

Arent they those 'silk road' setups with lockout that Cippo used when
still with Saeco?

thawt those setups had been relegated to the 'retro' bin...

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flyingdutch said:

Arent they those 'silk road' setups with lockout that Cippo used when
still with Saeco?
thawt those setups had been relegated to the 'retro' bin...

Gee, one mention of road bike suspension, and a routine browse of
cyclingnews reveals://www.cyclingnews.com/tech.php?id=photos/2004/tech/news/apr30/ks_sotech-
klein1

hippy

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flyingdutch said:

Wotsa railgun?

Take two metal rails and stick a conductive pellet between them. Now
run a current threw the rails. The magnitic forces generates by the
current running threw the rails will cause the pellet to acceleate to
high speeds.

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