I want testicle cancer

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You're a freakin' laff riot.

Steve

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I am an underachieving triathlete in my late 20's. I have come in the
top ten in a few races and even an ironman.
I would really like to develop a testicle or some other type of cancer.
I am convinced the chemotherapy poisons would do the trick for me.
Every night I feel my scrotum, hoping to find a mass.
When I get my asthma attack, I cough violently to bring up blood from
some lung metastases. I want a seizure too.
I tried rubbing benzene on my skin, but it hasn't worked.
I sat next to a piece of cobalt when I watched a movie. I am still
healthy.
So I toil away like I always have, mired in obscurity.

Perhaps you'll get what you wish for.

Why don't you drink some benzene ... that will work ....
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Quoted message said:

I am an underachieving triathlete in my late 20's. I have come in the
top ten in a few races and even an ironman.
I would really like to develop a testicle or some other type of cancer.
I am convinced the chemotherapy poisons would do the trick for me.
Every night I feel my scrotum, hoping to find a mass.
When I get my asthma attack, I cough violently to bring up blood from
some lung metastases. I want a seizure too.
I tried rubbing benzene on my skin, but it hasn't worked.
I sat next to a piece of cobalt when I watched a movie. I am still
healthy.
So I toil away like I always have, mired in obscurity.

Oh by the way .... you must be a stupid kid .... a troller .... a jerk ....
an [censored] .... so bye .... tell your mother I was rude .... you jerk.
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Why don't you drink some benzene ... that will work ....
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Quoted message said:

I am an underachieving triathlete in my late 20's. I have come in the
top ten in a few races and even an ironman.
I would really like to develop a testicle or some other type of cancer.
I am convinced the chemotherapy poisons would do the trick for me.
Every night I feel my scrotum, hoping to find a mass.
When I get my asthma attack, I cough violently to bring up blood from
some lung metastases. I want a seizure too.
I tried rubbing benzene on my skin, but it hasn't worked.
I sat next to a piece of cobalt when I watched a movie. I am still
healthy.
So I toil away like I always have, mired in obscurity.

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I am convinced the chemotherapy poisons would do the trick for me.

Dumbass-
You don't need cancer to take "chemotherapy poisons".
And I agree that they would "do the trick" for you.

Quoted message said:

I am an underachieving triathlete in my late 20's. I have come in the
top ten in a few races and even an ironman.
I would really like to develop a testicle or some other type of cancer.
I am convinced the chemotherapy poisons would do the trick for me.
Every night I feel my scrotum, hoping to find a mass.
When I get my asthma attack, I cough violently to bring up blood from
some lung metastases. I want a seizure too.
I tried rubbing benzene on my skin, but it hasn't worked.
I sat next to a piece of cobalt when I watched a movie. I am still
healthy.
So I toil away like I always have, mired in obscurity.

Actually the cancer was not the crucial part. What you need to do is
go through a few rounds of chemo and stay in bed medicated until all
your muscles atrophy to the point that you can hardly walk or lift a
cup of water. Then start riding your bike.

I think the "feeling my testicles" was probably the important and
truthful part.

MyPostingID said:

I think the "feeling my testicles" was probably the important and
truthful part.

Except he left out the part about the tweezers.

Ron

RonSonic said:

MyPostingID said:

I think the "feeling my testicles" was probably the important and
truthful part.

Except he left out the part about the tweezers.

Ron

I'm sure that I could dig up a second hand pair of snips from one of
the farmers I know to loan him. He could save some time and snip 'em
off. Might be a good thing if he wasn't able to reproduce.
Bill C

Where do I buy cisplatinum or bleomycin?
I couldn't find them at Ralph's.
The dose I need would require a doctor's order.

quit rubbing your nuts and go train

Ken
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Quoted message said:

I am an underachieving triathlete in my late 20's. I have come in the
top ten in a few races and even an ironman.
I would really like to develop a testicle or some other type of cancer.
I am convinced the chemotherapy poisons would do the trick for me.
Every night I feel my scrotum, hoping to find a mass.
When I get my asthma attack, I cough violently to bring up blood from
some lung metastases. I want a seizure too.
I tried rubbing benzene on my skin, but it hasn't worked.
I sat next to a piece of cobalt when I watched a movie. I am still
healthy.
So I toil away like I always have, mired in obscurity.

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Where do I buy cisplatinum or bleomycin?
I couldn't find them at Ralph's.
The dose I need would require a doctor's order.

Ralph's doesn't sell Oxycontin over the counter either but that
doesn't mean you need a doctor's order....... if you REALLY want it.
Or maybe try Mexico.

Bill C says...

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RonSonic said:

MyPostingID wrote:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

I think the "feeling my testicles" was probably the important and
truthful part.

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Except he left out the part about the tweezers.

Quoted message said:

I'm sure that I could dig up a second hand pair of snips from one of
the farmers I know to loan him. He could save some time and snip 'em
off. Might be a good thing if he wasn't able to reproduce.

You guys missed all of the key hints. Obviously, the dude already has the brain
cancer side covered. He was hoping to get testicular cancer because he read
that cancer causes fast growth.