Tom Sherman <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:Zippy the Pinhead said:Tom wrote
Quoted message said:Now we know why Mr. Dolan retired - almost all the career track library jobs with decent pay
level are for people with significant computer systems expertise.
An alternate hypothesis with at least equal validity is that Mr. Dolan retired because he
attained retirement age. He was a Navy Corpsman a LONG time before I was, and I'm pretty
damned old.
I'm sure his career far predates the Computer Age. He probably waxes nostalgic about those damn
wooden cases with the stupid little drawers with the infernal cards telling you which shelf
would have held the book you could have used as a reference for tomorrow's term paper if only
the asshat that checked it out had returned it in time.
If what the little birdie has told me is correct, Mr. Dolan has only quite recently reached the
age where he would be eligible for full Social Security benefits. Many colleges and universities
had done away with card catalogs 15 years ago, and almost all had by 10 years ago.
Tom Sherman - Close to 41½ N, 90½ W
All this speculation about my career and my age has got me rolling on the floor with laughter! Zippy
is more right than Mr. Sherman, but neither have enough crucial facts about me to be speculating at
all. I think I will keep it that way and remain a man of mystery to one and all.
Mr. Sherman is thinking logically about the problem as he always does about everything (which is why
I cannot understand why he is not more often right about things than he is). But he has made
several crucial mistakes about some of the assumptions he has made about me having to do with
retirement age, social security, etc. - and how much I ever worked period.
Ah well, I could speculate about him and his career too, but the truth is I am just not that
interested. I toss about my little personal experiences in life because I hope they will be
interesting to the readership and not because I want anyone to be speculating about who and what I
am. Maybe someday we will meet in the real world and you will know more than you will ever want to
know. Familiarity always breeds contempt.
Ed Dolan - Minnesota