Joke Du Jour, Dubious humor...

OmManiPadmeOmelet <[email hidden]> wrote in news:Omelet-
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Not sure how many will find this one to be funny, but the scary thing
is, I actually know some women like this...

RED NECK MAMA
A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15
kids..."WOW,"
the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???"
"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
question a thousand
times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find
seats.
"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll
need all your children's
names."
"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."
"OK, and who's next?"
"Well, this one he is Leroy, also."
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through
the
oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.
Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they
ALL
named Leroy?"
Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to
get
them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's

time

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for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.' An 'if I
need
to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and
all
of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had,namin' them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her

forehead

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and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and

not

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the whole bunch?"
"I just call them by their last names."

<GRIN>

Andy

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

RED NECK MAMA

Tasteless yet racist all at the same time.

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

Not sure how many will find this one to be funny, but the scary thing
is, I actually know some women like this...

RED NECK MAMA

Heh. Reminds me of the Bob Newhart show (I think) or was it Greenacres?.
"This is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl." 🙂

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

It was the Bob Newhart show, the last TV show series he made.. Can't
remember the real name but remember those three brother act.

On Mon, 27 Mar 2006 15:29:54 GMT, Ward Abbott <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

RED NECK MAMA

Tasteless yet racist all at the same time.

But also funny!

I have to agree with ya there. That was a good one!

Karen AKA Kajikit said:

Quoted message said:

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RED NECK MAMA

Tasteless yet racist all at the same time.

But also funny!

Leroy, food stamps, welfare.(you get the racist picture, just like I
did the first time I heard the joke)...it would have been more funny
if they would have changed "Leroy" to Muffy, or Sissy, or Missy, or
Mary Pat.

In article said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet <[email hidden]> wrote in news:Omelet-
[email hidden]:

Quoted message said:

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her

forehead

Quoted message said:

and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and

not

Quoted message said:

the whole bunch?"
"I just call them by their last names."

<GRIN>

Andy

;-)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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Ward Abbott said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

RED NECK MAMA

Tasteless yet racist all at the same time.

Some tasteless jokes are the funniest, depending on what mood you are
in. ;-)

Oddly enough, some of the funniest racist jokes have been told to me by
people of that race...

One of my favorite mexican jokes was told to my by my hispanic immigrant
boss. I'll post it tomorrow.
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

In article <[email hidden]>,

cathyxyz said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

Not sure how many will find this one to be funny, but the scary thing
is, I actually know some women like this...

RED NECK MAMA

Heh. Reminds me of the Bob Newhart show (I think) or was it Greenacres?.
"This is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl." 🙂

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

Or that scene in the movie [censored] where the two Russian agents were both
named "Ivan".
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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Ward Abbott said:

Karen AKA Kajikit said:

Quoted message said:

>RED NECK MAMA

Tasteless yet racist all at the same time.

But also funny!

Leroy, food stamps, welfare.(you get the racist picture, just like I
did the first time I heard the joke)...it would have been more funny
if they would have changed "Leroy" to Muffy, or Sissy, or Missy, or
Mary Pat.

Yah, but those don't fit if it's a boy.....
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

cathyxyz said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

Not sure how many will find this one to be funny, but the scary thing
is, I actually know some women like this...

RED NECK MAMA

Heh. Reminds me of the Bob Newhart show (I think) or was it Greenacres?.
"This is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl." 🙂

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

Or that scene in the movie [censored] where the two Russian agents were both
named "Ivan".

Pronounced I-vaa-n, I presume? heh heh heh.

Cheers
Cathy(xyz) - who can't wait 😉

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

One of my favorite mexican jokes was told to my by my hispanic immigrant

You really are treading thin with all the immigrant rioting going on
in LA and other SW locations right now.

Talk about insensitive. Can't you dig up a wap joke...or jew joke?

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

Yah, but those don't fit if it's a boy.....

....so a loose woman who has 15 kids and they ALL managed to be male? I
don't believe you.

In article <[email hidden]>,

cathyxyz said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

cathyxyz said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet wrote:
> Not sure how many will find this one to be funny, but the scary thing
> is, I actually know some women like this...
>
> RED NECK MAMA
>
Heh. Reminds me of the Bob Newhart show (I think) or was it Greenacres?.
"This is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl." 🙂

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

Or that scene in the movie [censored] where the two Russian agents were both
named "Ivan".

Pronounced I-vaa-n, I presume? heh heh heh.

Cheers
Cathy(xyz) - who can't wait 😉

Great movie... :-)

Wish the sequal had been as good!
It was ok, but not as humorous.

Is it just me or are most sequals like that?
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

In article <[email hidden]>,

Ward Abbott said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

One of my favorite mexican jokes was told to my by my hispanic immigrant

You really are treading thin with all the immigrant rioting going on
in LA and other SW locations right now.

Talk about insensitive. Can't you dig up a wap joke...or jew joke?

I have a Jewish joke or two on file, (my father is Jewish) and the only
italian joke I know is:

What do you call an Italian with only one arm?

Speech impaired.

Oh, and then there is the Italian vampire joke with the alligator.....

One of the more interesting racist jokes is a double whammy.
It's the one about the two blond genies. It's a black joke as well as
being a blond joke, and all of my black co-workers at work thought it
was funny as hell, and passed it on to their relatives.

I'm sure you've already heard it.....

Cheers! :-)
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

In article <[email hidden]>,

Ward Abbott said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

Yah, but those don't fit if it's a boy.....

...so a loose woman who has 15 kids and they ALL managed to be male? I
don't believe you.

Didn't you READ the joke?
The girls were named "Leighroy".
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

Ward Abbott said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

Yah, but those don't fit if it's a boy.....

...so a loose woman who has 15 kids and they ALL managed to be male?

Yep. They were going for a football team (with reserves) 😉
Lighten up, Ward... if everyone got upset about
Irish/Italian/Polish/Jewish/blond or "you-name-it" jokes, then where
would we be???

What's the definition of a Polish bra?

<Cathy folds her arms across her chest>

You got it! 🙂

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

In article <[email hidden]>,

cathyxyz said:

Ward Abbott said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

Yah, but those don't fit if it's a boy.....

...so a loose woman who has 15 kids and they ALL managed to be male?

Yep. They were going for a football team (with reserves) 😉
Lighten up, Ward... if everyone got upset about
Irish/Italian/Polish/Jewish/blond or "you-name-it" jokes, then where
would we be???

What's the definition of a Polish bra?

<Cathy folds her arms across her chest>

You got it! 🙂

Cheers
Cathy(xyz)

ROFL!!! I'd never heard that one before.

Love it!
--
Peace, Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson