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Joke Du Jour, Redneck Special Forces

OmManiPadmeOmelet · 2006-03-21T14:05:40+00:00

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. -- Peace, Om. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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Published: 21 March 2006
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OmManiPadmeOmelet
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21 March 2006, 14:05 UTC #1

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have
been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of
Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
--
Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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Andy
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21 March 2006, 14:27 UTC #2

OmManiPadmeOmelet <[email hidden]> wrote in news:Omelet-
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[Opinion withheld]
Andy

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OmManiPadmeOmelet
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21 March 2006, 16:55 UTC #3

In article said:
OmManiPadmeOmelet <[email hidden]> wrote in news:Omelet-
[email hidden]:
[Opinion withheld]
Andy
Closet redneck dear? ;-)
Apologies if I offended anyone!
Should I avoid posting redneck jokes, or Iraq joke?
--
Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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Lefty
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21 March 2006, 19:25 UTC #4

You might get complaints from the rednecks in the states you excluded from
your list :-)
Don't worry about offending people in jest -- the only place for political
correctness in comedy is as the joke inherent in the term itself.
Lefty
--
Life is for learning
"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
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In article said:
OmManiPadmeOmelet <[email hidden]> wrote in news:Omelet-
[email hidden]:
[Opinion withheld]
Andy
Closet redneck dear? ;-)
Apologies if I offended anyone!
Should I avoid posting redneck jokes, or Iraq joke?
--
Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack

Nicholson

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OmManiPadmeOmelet
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21 March 2006, 20:52 UTC #5

In article <[email hidden]>,
Lefty said:

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
In article said:
OmManiPadmeOmelet <[email hidden]> wrote in news:Omelet-
[email hidden]:
[Opinion withheld]
Andy
Closet redneck dear? ;-)
Apologies if I offended anyone!
Should I avoid posting redneck jokes, or Iraq joke?
You might get complaints from the rednecks in the states you excluded from
your list :-)
Guess I should have included all the southern states... ;-)
I just quoted it as it was sent to me, sorry!
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Don't worry about offending people in jest -- the only place for political
correctness in comedy is as the joke inherent in the term itself.
I hope so <sigh> Andy's response was unsual for him.
IMHO, like you implied, the entire concept of Political Correctness is a
joke in itself!
Kinda like Human Sexuality. <G>
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Lefty
--
Life is for learning
Cheers!
--
Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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Lefty
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23 March 2006, 01:11 UTC #6

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:

Don't worry about offending people in jest -- the only place for

political
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
correctness in comedy is as the joke inherent in the term itself.
I hope so <sigh> Andy's response was unsual for him.
IMHO, like you implied, the entire concept of Political Correctness is a
joke in itself!
Kinda like Human Sexuality. <G>
Quoted message said:

I just really noticed your last remark --I am compelled to ask you what you
mean by that. I'm wondering what is shaping that thought.
Lefty
--
Life is for learning
The worst I ever had was wonderful

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aem
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23 March 2006, 01:16 UTC #7

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:
In article <[email hidden]>,
Lefty said:

You might get complaints from the rednecks in the states you excluded from
your list :-)
Guess I should have included all the southern states... ;-)
I just quoted it as it was sent to me, sorry!
No, but a list of redneck states that fails to include South Carolina
is jest ignerant. -aem

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Wayne Boatwright
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23 March 2006, 01:21 UTC #8

On Tue 21 Mar 2006 09:55:40a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
OmManiPadmeOmelet?
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In article said:
OmManiPadmeOmelet <[email hidden]> wrote in news:Omelet-
[email hidden]:
[Opinion withheld]
Andy
Closet redneck dear? ;-)
Apologies if I offended anyone!
Should I avoid posting redneck jokes, or Iraq joke?
No, just the ones about redneck iragis.
--
Wayne Boatwright o¿o
____________________
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Dee Randall
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23 March 2006, 01:43 UTC #9

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> Andy
Same here.
Dee Dee

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OmManiPadmeOmelet
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23 March 2006, 03:31 UTC #10

In article <[email hidden]>,
Lefty said:
"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:

Don't worry about offending people in jest -- the only place for

political
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
correctness in comedy is as the joke inherent in the term itself.
I hope so <sigh> Andy's response was unsual for him.
IMHO, like you implied, the entire concept of Political Correctness is a
joke in itself!
Kinda like Human Sexuality. <G>
Quoted message said:

I just really noticed your last remark --I am compelled to ask you what you
mean by that. I'm wondering what is shaping that thought.
Lefty
Read Mark Twain "Letters from the Earth". :-)
--
Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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OmManiPadmeOmelet
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23 March 2006, 03:32 UTC #11

In article <[email hidden]>,
Wayne Boatwright wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com said:
On Tue 21 Mar 2006 09:55:40a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
OmManiPadmeOmelet?
Quoted message said:
In article said:
OmManiPadmeOmelet <[email hidden]> wrote in news:Omelet-
[email hidden]:
[Opinion withheld]
Andy
Closet redneck dear? ;-)
Apologies if I offended anyone!
Should I avoid posting redneck jokes, or Iraq joke?
No, just the ones about redneck iragis.
???????
It was rednecks _hunting_ for Iraqi insurgents....
I don't think there is such a thing as a redneck Iraqi
--
Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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OmManiPadmeOmelet
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23 March 2006, 03:32 UTC #12

In article <[email hidden]>,
aem said:
OmManiPadmeOmelet said:
In article <[email hidden]>,
Lefty said:

You might get complaints from the rednecks in the states you excluded from
your list :-)
Guess I should have included all the southern states... ;-)
I just quoted it as it was sent to me, sorry!
No, but a list of redneck states that fails to include South Carolina
is jest ignerant. -aem
Sorry. ;-)
--
Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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Wayne Boatwright
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23 March 2006, 03:51 UTC #13

On Wed 22 Mar 2006 08:32:09p, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
OmManiPadmeOmelet?
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In article <[email hidden]>,
Wayne Boatwright wayneboatwright_at_gmail.com said:
On Tue 21 Mar 2006 09:55:40a, Thus Spake Zarathustra, or was it
OmManiPadmeOmelet?
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In article <[email hidden]>, Andy <q> wrote:
> OmManiPadmeOmelet <[email hidden]> wrote in news:Omelet-
> [email hidden]:
>
> [Opinion withheld]
>
> Andy
>
Closet redneck dear? ;-)
Apologies if I offended anyone!
Should I avoid posting redneck jokes, or Iraq joke?
No, just the ones about redneck iragis.
???????
It was rednecks _hunting_ for Iraqi insurgents....
I know.
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I don't think there is such a thing as a redneck Iraqi
What would that tell you? <g>
--
Wayne Boatwright o¿o
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Bob (this one)
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23 March 2006, 10:12 UTC #14

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:
aem said:
OmManiPadmeOmelet said:
"Lefty" <[email hidden]> wrote:
>You might get complaints from the rednecks in the states you excluded from
>your list :-)
Guess I should have included all the southern states... ;-)
I just quoted it as it was sent to me, sorry!
No, but a list of redneck states that fails to include South Carolina
is jest ignerant. -aem

Sorry. ;-)
....and Virginia...
Pastorio

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Lefty
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23 March 2006, 17:22 UTC #15

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
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In article <[email hidden]>,
Lefty said:
"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
>
> Don't worry about offending people in jest -- the only place for

political
Quoted message said:
> correctness in comedy is as the joke inherent in the term itself.
I hope so <sigh> Andy's response was unsual for him.
IMHO, like you implied, the entire concept of Political Correctness is

a
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
joke in itself!
Kinda like Human Sexuality. <G>
>

I just really noticed your last remark --I am compelled to ask you what

you
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
mean by that. I'm wondering what is shaping that thought.
Lefty
Read Mark Twain "Letters from the Earth". :-)
Yikes. As a board-certified Absurdist you have touched me there. I have
always said that sexuality is wasted on humans and should be left to us
animals. Having a cerebral cortex sure has its drawbacks, huh?
You'd better be careful -- a thread about "LTTE" could crash usenet for all
time :-)
Lefty
--
Life is for learning
The worst I ever had was wonderful
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OmManiPadmeOmelet
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23 March 2006, 18:47 UTC #16

In article <[email hidden]>,
Lefty said:
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> I hope so <sigh> Andy's response was unsual for him.
> IMHO, like you implied, the entire concept of Political Correctness is

a
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> joke in itself!
>
> Kinda like Human Sexuality. <G>
>
> >
I just really noticed your last remark --I am compelled to ask you what

you
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
mean by that. I'm wondering what is shaping that thought.
Lefty
Read Mark Twain "Letters from the Earth". :-)
Yikes. As a board-certified Absurdist you have touched me there. I have
always said that sexuality is wasted on humans and should be left to us
animals. Having a cerebral cortex sure has its drawbacks, huh?
Agreed!
The gods have a sense of humor.
Quoted message said:

You'd better be careful -- a thread about "LTTE" could crash usenet for all
time :-)
Lefty
Could be interesting tho'. <G>
Mark Twain, like Ben Franklin, was a serious genius.
--
Peace, Om.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

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