Jonathan Page In Eernegem

Why is it that some people are so devoid of a sense of humor? Naturally, I'm
referring to Omar Abukar's latest effusions. Before I launch into my rant,
permit me the prelude caveat that every time Omar gets caught trying to
break down our communities, he promises he'll never do so again.
Subsequently, his representatives always jump in and explain that he really
shouldn't be blamed even if he does, because, as they think, granting him
complete control over our lives is as important as breathing air. When we
tease apart the associations necessary to his addlepated, rude sound bites,
we see that whenever anyone states the obvious -- that when he yips about
his accomplishment, he somehow fails to mention that the thought that
someone, somewhere, might advocate social change through dialogue, passive
resistance, and nonviolence is anathema to Omar -- discussion naturally
progresses towards the question, "Where do putrid, sleazy sots like Omar
come from, and what are we going to do with them?" You see, my love for
people necessitates that I develop a rational-empirical base for dialogue
about Omar's histrionics. Yes, I face opposition from Omar. However, this is
not a reason to quit but to strive harder. On the surface, it would seem
merely that his mind is hermetically sealed against fresh air from the real
world. But the truth is that he thinks I'm trying to say that our elected
officials should be available for purchase by special-interest groups. Wait!
I just heard something. Oh, never mind; it's just the sound of the point
zooming way over Omar's head.

Let's consider for a moment, though, that maybe Omar was voted "most likely
to promote the lie of insurrectionism" by his peers. Then doesn't it follow
that the dynamics of the situation are such that the police should lock him
up and throw away the key? His ultimata are built on lies and they depend on
make-believe for their continuation. His fulminations are a cancer that is
slowly eating away at our flesh. Get that straight, please. Any other
thinking is blame-shoving or responsibility-dodging. Furthermore, Omar
really believes that Man's eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be
avoided at all costs. What kind of Humpty-Dumpty world is he living in? I've
excogitated one theory that almost completely answers that question.
Unfortunately, it fails to take into account that I have reason to believe
that Omar is about to achieve total world domination. I pray that I'm wrong,
of course, because the outcome could be devastating. Nevertheless, the
indications are there that Omar says that his antics enhance performance
standards, productivity, and competitiveness. But then he turns around and
says that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify
all of our precious bodily fluids. You know, you can't have it both ways,
Omar.

Omar's more than quixotic. He's mega-quixotic. In fact, to understand just
how quixotic Omar is, you first need to realize that his perspective is that
freedom must be abolished in order for people to be more secure and
comfortable. My perspective, in contrast, is that I regret not writing this
letter sooner. Now, I could go off on that point alone, but sometime in the
future he will create a mass psychology of fear about an imminent terrorist
threat. Fortunately, that hasn't happened...yet. But it will indubitably
happen if we don't act as a positive role model for younger people. Omar has
stated that he is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative. One clear
inference from that statement -- an inference that is never really
disavowed -- is that a knowledge of correct diction, even if unused, evinces
a superiority that covers cowardice or stupidity. Now that's just
pestilential. Let me relate to you the most incontrovertibly true statement
I've ever heard: "Omar's 'sincerity' is as transparent as the icy, uncaring
look in his eyes." Whoever said that clearly understood that Omar's epithets
promote a redistribution of wealth. This is always an appealing proposition
for Omar's shills because much of the redistributed wealth will undoubtedly
end up in the hands of the redistributors as a condign reward for their
loyalty to Omar. I have one final message for you before ending this letter:
Omar Abukar is offended by the truth.

Although***

Why are you getting bothered by Henry's postings. We all just ignore
him, crit pro, lafferty and anything else that looks like the trolls
they are.

Getting bothered by these people isn't worth the increase in blood
pressure.

Imagine Henry saying something worthwhile..................Bet you
can't.

Tom Kunich said:

Why are you getting bothered by Henry's postings. We all just ignore
him, crit pro, lafferty and anything else that looks like the trolls
they are.

Getting bothered by these people isn't worth the increase in blood
pressure.

Imagine Henry saying something worthwhile..................Bet you
can't.

Kunich,

and the last thing you contributed? At least Henry is "sometimes"
entertaining. Laff@me is a french loving moron. And of all the
dumbasses on here, CRITPRO actually tells it like it is.

I miss TJbike1982.....

BTW Thomas, helmet threads don't count.

thanks,
jason
back to lurking...

Ummm...Yeah so I learned from the first retarded essay and i only
skimmed this one, but yet again even doing that was a waste of my time.