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  1. At last ...

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    Dear Kryptonite Customer:

    Thank you for registering for the Kryptonite Lock Exchange Program.

    You will soon receive an e-mail with instructions about how and where to
    return your current lock and at least one working key for the lock. A
    Postage Paid Label will be included in this e-mail.

    Once we have received your tubular cylinder lock and key(s), and stock is
    available, your replacement lock will be shipped. We are expecting to begin
    shipping out non-tubular cylinder locks beginning Mid October.

    We are working day and night to get the new non-tubular cylinder Kryptonite
    locks manufactured and available to ship to you. If you have any questions,
    please call Customer Service at (800) 729-5625.

    Your security is our priority. Thank you for your patience.

    Kryptonite Customer Service

  2. elyob [email hidden] opined the following...

    Quoted message said:

    Once we have received your tubular cylinder lock and key(s), and stock is
    available, your replacement lock will be shipped.

    Hope you're not expecting to lock your bike up in the meantime. ;-)

    Jon

  3. In article <[email hidden]>, elyob gave
    forth with the following utterance:

    Quoted message said:

    At last ...

    ------

    Dear Kryptonite Customer:

    Thank you for registering for the Kryptonite Lock Exchange Program.


    [snip]

    Eh? Whaddid I miss?

    --
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    |# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
    |That the scenery | It always gives the test first
    |Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
    ***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****

  4. Wik secured a place in history by writing:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Thank you for registering for the Kryptonite Lock Exchange Program.


    [snip]

    Eh? Whaddid I miss?

    Kryptonite Locks can be opened with:

    a) A crisp rasher of streaky bacon
    b) A hairgrip
    c) A Bic biro
    d) A manoeuvre not un-Heimlich like, but smaller scale

    At least one of these is true, hence the corporate largesse.

    --
    F

  5. elyob said:

    At last ...

    ------

    Dear Kryptonite Customer:

    Thank you for registering for the Kryptonite Lock Exchange Program.

    Do you think they'd take back an old Trek lock I have? It is, AFAICT, a
    rebadged Kryptonite. I don't use it for much these days but it still works
    and a nice new lock would be most welcome!

    Colin

  6. Colin Blackburn said:
    elyob said:

    Dear Kryptonite Customer:
    Thank you for registering for the Kryptonite Lock Exchange Program.

    Do you think they'd take back an old Trek lock I have?

    I don't think they'll exchange an old anything - it's only recent
    locks that are getting replaced, I believe.

    regards, Ian SMith
    --
    |\ /| no .sig
    |o o|
    |/ \|

  7. "Ian Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Colin Blackburn said:
    elyob said:

    Dear Kryptonite Customer:
    Thank you for registering for the Kryptonite Lock Exchange Program.

    Do you think they'd take back an old Trek lock I have?

    I don't think they'll exchange an old anything - it's only recent
    locks that are getting replaced, I believe.

    Mine is at least 6 years old, and they're happily replacing it.

  8. "Jon Senior" <jon_AT_restlesslemon_DOTco_DOT_uk> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    elyob [email hidden] opined the following...

    Quoted message said:

    Once we have received your tubular cylinder lock and key(s), and stock


    is

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    available, your replacement lock will be shipped.

    Hope you're not expecting to lock your bike up in the meantime. ;-)

    Yup, I'd be much happier arranging a replacement at a LBS.

  9. elyob wrote:

    [Kryptostull]

    However, the good Mr. Ballantine posted the following, from "Publishers
    Weekly", to the hpv mailing list yesterday:

    "Trademark of Steel? Court Backs DC in Kryptonite Suit

    In the bizarro lawsuit of the day, a federal judge has ruled that DC Comics
    can move forward with a trademark-infringement lawsuit against
    a bicycle-lock company that uses Kryptonite as the company name and on a
    series of security devices.

    Judge Richard Owen of the Southern District Court of New York also dismissed
    counterclaims by the Kryptonite Corporation that DC Comics
    did not own trademark rights to the term Kryptonite because it had never
    used the term in connection with the sale of goods or services.
    Barring a settlement, the case will go to trial.

    The lawsuit grew out of a 1983 agreement between DC Comics and the
    Kryptonite company that gave the bicycle lock company limited rights to the
    use of the "Krypto" prefix. DC Comics is charging that the firm has breached
    that original agreement and its trademarks by using Kryptonite on a wider
    variety of products than called for under the deal.

    In making the ruling, Owen noted that trademark law protects, "a broad
    spectrum of marks, symbols, design elements and characters," which the
    public "directly associates" with a particular trademark. Owen also cited a
    1981 trademark ruling in the case of Warner Bros. v. Gay Toys
    Inc., which established that "ingredients" in major entertainment trademarks
    can be protected."

    They're all mad, I tell you!

    --

    Dave Larrington - http://www.legslarry.beerdrinkers.co.uk/
    ===========================================================
    Editor - British Human Power Club Newsletter
    http://www.bhpc.org.uk/
    ===========================================================

  10. in message <[email hidden]>, Ferger

    (') said:

    Wik secured a place in history by writing:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Thank you for registering for the Kryptonite Lock Exchange Program.


    [snip]

    Eh? Whaddid I miss?

    Kryptonite Locks can be opened with:

    a) A crisp rasher of streaky bacon
    b) A hairgrip
    c) A Bic biro
    d) A manoeuvre not un-Heimlich like, but smaller scale

    At least one of these is true, hence the corporate largesse.

    My niece has such a lock purchased less than three months ago. Where
    does she register for an exchange?

    --
    [email hidden] (Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/
    Just as defying the law of gravity through building aircraft requires
    careful design and a lot of effort, so too does defying laws of
    economics. It seems to be a deeply ingrained aspect of humanity to
    forever strive to improve things, so unquestioning acceptance of a
    free market system seems to me to be unnatural. ;; Charles Bryant

  11. In news:[email hidden],
    Simon Brooke <[email hidden]> fumbled, fiddled and fingered:

    Quoted message said:

    in message <[email hidden]>, Ferger

    (') said:

    Wik secured a place in history by writing:

    Quoted message said:

    > Thank you for registering for the Kryptonite Lock Exchange
    > Program. [snip]

    Eh? Whaddid I miss?

    Kryptonite Locks can be opened with:

    a) A crisp rasher of streaky bacon
    b) A hairgrip
    c) A Bic biro
    d) A manoeuvre not un-Heimlich like, but smaller scale

    At least one of these is true, hence the corporate largesse.

    My niece has such a lock purchased less than three months ago. Where
    does she register for an exchange?

    http://www.kryptonitelock.com

    --
    Steve Parry

    http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk

    http://www.arrivedeprived.org.uk/

    K100RS SE
    F650
    (not forgetting the SK90PY)

  12. Simon Brooke said:

    in message <[email hidden]>, Ferger

    (') said:

    Wik secured a place in history by writing:

    Quoted message said:

    > Thank you for registering for the Kryptonite Lock Exchange
    > Program. [snip]

    Eh? Whaddid I miss?

    Kryptonite Locks can be opened with:

    a) A crisp rasher of streaky bacon
    b) A hairgrip
    c) A Bic biro
    d) A manoeuvre not un-Heimlich like, but smaller scale

    At least one of these is true, hence the corporate largesse.

    My niece has such a lock purchased less than three months ago. Where
    does she register for an exchange?

    If it's an actual Kryptonite lock - none of the other manufacturers of
    similar lock have yet put their heads above the parapet - have a look at:

    http://www.kryptonitelock.com/inetisscripts/abtinetis.exe/templateform@public?tn=urgent_update

    I'd also be tempted to go back to the shop and see if they have any
    UK-specific info.

    --
    Platypus

    A man barely alive.

  13. elyob said:


    "Ian Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    I don't think they'll exchange an old anything - it's only recent
    locks that are getting replaced, I believe.

    Mine is at least 6 years old, and they're happily replacing it.

    Maybe I'll try them on mine then, which is only slightly older than
    that.

    regards, Ian SMith
    --
    |\ /| no .sig
    |o o|
    |/ \|

  14. On Fri, 01 Oct 2004 10:21:10 GMT, "elyob" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    "Jon Senior" <jon_AT_restlesslemon_DOTco_DOT_uk> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    elyob [email hidden] opined the following...

    Quoted message said:

    Once we have received your tubular cylinder lock and key(s), and stock


    is

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    available, your replacement lock will be shipped.

    Hope you're not expecting to lock your bike up in the meantime. ;-)

    Yup, I'd be much happier arranging a replacement at a LBS.

    Who will tell you to bugger off apparently. Kryptonite are only doing
    it direct.

    http://www.singletrackworld.co.uk/article.php?sid=1467
    --
    GSXR1000 DIAABTCOD#11 BOTAFOT#75
    "We take these risks, not to escape from life,
    but to prevent life escaping from us."
    http://www.bensales.com

  15. "elyob" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Once we have received your tubular cylinder lock and key(s), and stock is
    available, your replacement lock will be shipped. We are expecting to begin
    shipping out non-tubular cylinder locks beginning Mid October.

    So what are you expected to do while they have your lock? Presumably
    you will have to buy another anyway.

    --
    Dave...

  16. Dave Kahn said:

    "elyob" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Once we have received your tubular cylinder lock and key(s), and stock is
    available, your replacement lock will be shipped. We are expecting to begin
    shipping out non-tubular cylinder locks beginning Mid October.

    So what are you expected to do while they have your lock? Presumably
    you will have to buy another anyway.

    I'm going to fasten an electric pencil sharpener to my wheel.

    Watch it chew their biros.

    --

    Mike Hall
    R1100S

  17. "Ben" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    On Fri, 01 Oct 2004 10:21:10 GMT, "elyob" <[email hidden]>

    Quoted message said:


    "Jon Senior" <jon_AT_restlesslemon_DOTco_DOT_uk> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    elyob [email hidden] opined the following...
    > Once we have received your tubular cylinder lock and key(s), and stock


    is

    Quoted message said:

    > available, your replacement lock will be shipped.

    Hope you're not expecting to lock your bike up in the meantime. ;-)

    Yup, I'd be much happier arranging a replacement at a LBS.

    Who will tell you to bugger off apparently. Kryptonite are only doing
    it direct.

    http://www.singletrackworld.co.uk/article.php?sid=1467

    Yeah, I know. At least hopefully they'll only expect me to send it within
    the UK (main importer?). I know they're paying the postage, but it's the
    time it'll take for it to arrive and replacement sent out.

  18. In article <[email hidden]>, Pip gave forth
    with the following utterance:

    Quoted message said:

    Wik <[email hidden]> struggled to [censored]:

    Quoted message said:

    In article <[email hidden]>, elyob gave
    forth with the following utterance:

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Dear Kryptonite Customer:

    Thank you for registering for the Kryptonite Lock Exchange Program.


    [snip]

    Eh? Whaddid I miss?

    http://www.google.co.uk/groups?q=insubject:disc+insubject:lock+author:Pip&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&selm=7sijk055jc1f0ea79nr6m8eemcnoc8tva1%404ax.com&rnum=10&filter=0

    Follow the links, have a look at the videos.

    Holy [censored]!
    =8-o

    Thanks for the gen, dude.

    --
    | Wik -UKRMHRC#10- 2003 R1150GSA -DC#1 -'FOT#0 'FOF #39 - BOD#12 BOB#12
    |# You don't believe me | "Experience is the worst teacher.
    |That the scenery | It always gives the test first
    |Could be a cold-blooded killer. | and the instruction afterward."
    ***** human response from wik at blueyonder dot co dot uk *****

  19. Ian Smith said:
    elyob said:


    "Ian Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    I don't think they'll exchange an old anything - it's only
    recent locks that are getting replaced, I believe.

    Mine is at least 6 years old, and they're happily replacing
    it.

    Maybe I'll try them on mine then, which is only slightly older
    than that.

    Go for it, they seem happy to replace two 17 year old locks of mine.

    I don't know what to lock the bikes up with while I wait for the
    replacements though.
    --
    Mark

    1x1 wheel, 3x2 wheels & 1x3 wheels.

  20. the.Mark said:
    Ian Smith said:
    elyob said:


    "Ian Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...
    >
    > I don't think they'll exchange an old anything - it's only
    > recent locks that are getting replaced, I believe.

    Mine is at least 6 years old, and they're happily replacing
    it.

    Maybe I'll try them on mine then, which is only slightly older
    than that.

    Go for it, they seem happy to replace two 17 year old locks of mine.

    I don't know what to lock the bikes up with while I wait for the
    replacements though.

    I mailed them about mine which is over 6 years old they seem keen so far.

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