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  1. Just showed Lance yukking it up (and drinking a beer!) at the Lakers/Rockets
    game on TNT. Of course, he was with that Sheryl Crow person. At least
    she's not bad looking, in an older-woman kind of way.

  2. Lance can drink a few more of those beers and would still be in much better
    shape that jan.

    "HardwareLust" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Just showed Lance yukking it up (and drinking a beer!) at the


    Lakers/Rockets

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    game on TNT. Of course, he was with that Sheryl Crow person. At least
    she's not bad looking, in an older-woman kind of way.

  3. She does look better after 3 beers, saw her on a plane ride about 6 years
    ago, she was hooter then, that was after 3 beers too.
    Lance needs some Krispy Creams with his beer, alternate eat KC,drink Beer,
    eat KC, drink Beer, eat KC drink Beer, then look at Sheryl, she got better!
    alright! drunken sugar rushes, nothing better!

    "Roger Ramjet" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Lance can drink a few more of those beers and would still be in much


    better

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    shape that jan.

    "HardwareLust" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Just showed Lance yukking it up (and drinking a beer!) at the


    Lakers/Rockets

    Quoted message said:

    game on TNT. Of course, he was with that Sheryl Crow person. At least
    she's not bad looking, in an older-woman kind of way.

  4. "John Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    She does look better after 3 beers, saw her on a plane ride about 6 years
    ago, she was hooter then, that was after 3 beers too.
    Lance needs some Krispy Creams with his beer, alternate eat KC,drink Beer,
    eat KC, drink Beer, eat KC drink Beer, then look at Sheryl, she got
    better!
    alright! drunken sugar rushes, nothing better!

    [censored]! A woman would have to be totally drunk and a moron to boot to even
    look at a fsck-wit like you. <G>

    Cathar

  5. you know Sheryl too?

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    "John Smith" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    She does look better after 3 beers, saw her on a plane ride about 6


    years

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    Quoted message said:

    ago, she was hooter then, that was after 3 beers too.
    Lance needs some Krispy Creams with his beer, alternate eat KC,drink


    Beer,

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    eat KC, drink Beer, eat KC drink Beer, then look at Sheryl, she got
    better!
    alright! drunken sugar rushes, nothing better!

    [censored]! A woman would have to be totally drunk and a moron to boot to even
    look at a fsck-wit like you. <G>

    Cathar

  6. "HardwareLust" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Just showed Lance yukking it up (and drinking a beer!) at the


    Lakers/Rockets

    Quoted message said:

    game on TNT. Of course, he was with that Sheryl Crow person. At least
    she's not bad looking, in an older-woman kind of way.

    Sheryl Crow is hot in an ANY woman kind of way.

  7. Roger Ramjet said:

    Lance can drink a few more of those beers and would still be in much
    better shape that jan.

    Amen, brother, Amen.

  8. She is a MILF

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    "HardwareLust" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Just showed Lance yukking it up (and drinking a beer!) at the


    Lakers/Rockets

    Quoted message said:

    game on TNT. Of course, he was with that Sheryl Crow person. At least
    she's not bad looking, in an older-woman kind of way.

    Sheryl Crow is hot in an ANY woman kind of way.

  9. Well, if she's a member of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front and
    hasn't yet been rounded up by the FBI or CIA I guess that's further
    evidence that DHS is pretty much useless, too.

    http://users.skynet.be/terrorism/html/philippines_moro.htm

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    She is a MILF

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    "HardwareLust" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    Just showed Lance yukking it up (and drinking a beer!) at the


    Lakers/Rockets

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    game on TNT. Of course, he was with that Sheryl Crow person. At least
    she's not bad looking, in an older-woman kind of way.

    Sheryl Crow is hot in an ANY woman kind of way.

  10. Richard Adams said:

    Well, if she's a member of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front and
    hasn't yet been rounded up by the FBI or CIA I guess that's further
    evidence that DHS is pretty much useless, too.

    DHS? You mean that Discount Home Shopping is running the show?
    And to think that I keep deleting their e-mails...

  11. Stewart Fleming said:
    Richard Adams said:

    Well, if she's a member of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front and
    hasn't yet been rounded up by the FBI or CIA I guess that's further
    evidence that DHS is pretty much useless, too.


    DHS? You mean that Discount Home Shopping is running the show? And to
    think that I keep deleting their e-mails...

    Was L.A feeding her bales of hay at the same time as the beer?

    --

  12. In article <[email hidden]>,

    Stewart Fleming said:
    Richard Adams said:

    Well, if she's a member of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front and
    hasn't yet been rounded up by the FBI or CIA I guess that's further
    evidence that DHS is pretty much useless, too.

    DHS? You mean that Discount Home Shopping is running the show?
    And to think that I keep deleting their e-mails...

    Here's what you've been missing:

    Tom Ridge: Knock knock
    Straight Man: Who's there?
    Ridge: Yellow Alert
    Straight Man: Yellow Alert who?

    Ridge: Knock knock
    Straight Man: Who's there?
    Ridge: Yellow Alert
    Straight Man: Yellow Alert who?

    Ridge: Knock knock
    Straight Man: Who's there?
    Ridge: Yellow Alert
    Straight Man: Yellow Alert Who?

    Ridge: Knock knock
    Straight Man: Who's there?
    Ridge: Yellow Alert
    Straight Man: YELLOW ALERT WHO?????

    Ridge: Knock knock
    Straight Man: Who's there?
    Ridge: Orange
    Straight Man: (heavy sigh) Orange who?

    Ridge: Orange you glad I didn't say Yellow Alert?

    --
    tanx,
    Howard

    "Moby [censored] was a work of art, What the hell happened?"

    remove YOUR SHOES to reply, ok?

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