Lance Armstrong: Doper of dopes!

Flyer's.Finale! said:

Examine this fraud's teammates:

Frankie Andreu: EPO confession
Stephen Swartz: EPO confession and accusation of EPO-Lance
Floyd Landis: testosterone & blood transfusions gone too far!
Tyler Hamilton: blood transfusions and mixed blood
Roberto Heras: EPO bust
Benoit Joachim: (Nandrolone-aka: Deca Durabolin)
Manuel Beltran: EPO & corticosteroids in 1999 TDF TUE got him off too!
Pavel Padrnos: Giro drug bust in San Remo: hGH, testosterone, corticoids, insulin, glucose, EPO
Michele Ferrari, MD: convicted of illegal pharmacy and sporting fraud.

Mike Anderson: USPO whistleblower
Emma O'Reilly: USPO whistleblower
Prentice Steffen: USPO whistleblower

Ivan Basso: blood doped freak who made a joke of the 2006 Giro race!

Lance Armstrong: Actovegin, insulin, EPO, corticosteroids, IV tubes and lord know what reserach drugs and double blood tranfsuions.

Your Lance's mum in disguise aren't you? 😄

Rolfrae said:

Your Lance's mum in disguise aren't you? 😄

I think he's Lance. He heard there were a couple of threads on here that made no mention of him and he felt unloved.

Nah, it's Martin Jackson.

meandmybike said:

I think he's Lance. He heard there were a couple of threads on here that made no mention of him and he felt unloved.

Nah, it's Martin Jackson.

It's Betsy Andreiu

Rolfrae said:

It's Betsy Andreiu

Maybe Betsy Andreau is Martin Jackson. [censored], now it all makes sense...

meandmybike said:

Maybe Betsy Andreau is Martin Jackson. [censored], now it all makes sense...

I'll put a call in to Dan Brown right away!

Flyer's.Finale! said:

Ivan Basso: blood doped freak who made a joke of the 2006 Giro race!

With fantastic advice of Lance how to dope he will be the dope perfection. There is no doubt that Basso is more gifted than Lance for Grand Tours. It seems the next 5 Tours and Giros will be jokes...

He is Greg Lemond

All Grand Tours are Pharmaceutical jokes. (Banesto started it, Pharmstrong merely copied Indurain methods---and stole Ferrari away from Conconi)

Big tempo and radios until 30 minutes to go---then unleash the blood transfused, Viagra and amphetamine fed freaks for the hilltop finale.

BORING!!!!! I say get rid of the blood doping & radios and let the steroid freaks yo-yo up those climbs. Much better action for fans.

guncha said:

With fantastic advice of Lance how to dope he will be the dope perfection. There is no doubt that Basso is more gifted than Lance for Grand Tours. It seems the next 5 Tours and Giros will be jokes...

I don't think the case file is closed on Basso, just delayed indefinitely. He has a sympathetic federation. Ulrich doesn't. If the OP evidence is ever released and Basso's blood hasn't been removed from the pile, he'll go down faster than a Ti hooker.

A Pantani II martyr?

helmutRoole2 said:

Ti hooker.

Titanium??????
or Thai???????
Going rate??????

to wit, i know this one...these were some fast hookers, allright.

www.slowtwitch.com/mainheadings/features/hookers/hooker.html

wolfix said:

Titanium??????
or Thai???????
Going rate??????

wolfix said:

Titanium??????
or Thai???????
Going rate??????

5 Baht

wolfix said:

Titanium??????
or Thai???????
Going rate??????

My bad. Thai. I'm in the cycling mindset. I need a good copy editor.

Flyer's.Finale! said:

Examine this fraud's teammates:

Frankie Andreu: EPO confession
Stephen Swartz: EPO confession and accusation of EPO-Lance
Floyd Landis: testosterone & blood transfusions gone too far!
Tyler Hamilton: blood transfusions and mixed blood
Roberto Heras: EPO bust
Benoit Joachim: (Nandrolone-aka: Deca Durabolin)
Manuel Beltran: EPO & corticosteroids in 1999 TDF TUE got him off too!
Pavel Padrnos: Giro drug bust in San Remo: hGH, testosterone, corticoids, insulin, glucose, EPO
Michele Ferrari, MD: convicted of illegal pharmacy and sporting fraud.

Mike Anderson: USPO whistleblower
Emma O'Reilly: USPO whistleblower
Prentice Steffen: USPO whistleblower

Ivan Basso: blood doped freak who made a joke of the 2006 Giro race!

Lance Armstrong: Actovegin, insulin, EPO, corticosteroids, IV tubes and lord know what reserach drugs and double blood tranfsuions.

Your Lance obession is ridiculous... How many posters of him do you have above your bed?

No Nike drug cheat posters do I own.

Lance has plenty of drug cheating freinds at Nike:

Marion Jones
CJ Hunter
Tim Montgomery
Justin Gatlin
Regina Jacobs
Kelli White
Tori Edwards
LaTasha Jenkins
Barry Bonds
Jason Giambi

I'll bet Tiger Woods is getting event help too.

Charles van Doren was smart too, but receiving his Quiz Show answers in advance made him a genius by game time. It's a ratings-driven business.

Never take commercial sports seriously. It is just silly entertainment.

Flyer's.Finale! said:

No Nike drug cheat posters do I own.

Lance has plenty of drug cheating freinds at Nike:

Marion Jones
CJ Hunter
Tim Montgomery
Justin Gatlin
Regina Jacobs
Kelli White
Tori Edwards
LaTasha Jenkins
Barry Bonds
Jason Giambi

I'll bet Tiger Woods is getting event help too.

Charles van Doren was smart too, but receiving his Quiz Show answers in advance made him a genius by game time. It's a ratings-driven business.

Never take commercial sports seriously. It is just silly entertainment.

Your opening line above inspired me to read all your recent posts in the style of Yoda.

They are far less tedious that way.

Perhaps you could all the verbs place at the end of the relevant clause in future.

meandmybike said:

Your opening line above inspired me to read all your recent posts in the style of Yoda.

They are far less tedious that way.

Perhaps you could all the verbs place at the end of the relevant clause in future.

Truth is rarely tedious. Grammar lessons always are.

Gregers said:

Truth is rarely tedious. Grammar lessons always are.

You've obviously got some Christmas crackers left over. Or did that pithy gem come from a fortune cookie? Toilet wall?

Read enough of Flyer's posts (you'll find them in every thread in the GT forum) and tell me they're not tedious.

Once upon a time we talked about bike racing - as in who crossed the line first - around here.

Pretty much everyone here accepts that cycling has never been a clean a sport and never will be (even the LA fan club are happy to accept that everyone else was/is at it except Lance). We don't need the fanatical outpourings. We get it. Most of us got it long before Flyer began his crusade.

Welcome to the forum. Your stay here enjoy.