lycra shrinkage?

:eek:

One solution is to not wear bike shorts. I don't, and I've never had a saddle sore in my life, despite some rather long rides. I admit shorts would be more comfortable, but they're not necessary.
It goes back to normal right? Like after you swim? Or does it um, stay small for days on end? If it does go back to normal, you should ask your doctor if the pressure causing it to shrink is harmful, and if it is, discontinue wearing bike shorts.

So, let me get this straight: the OP is concerned about how is dorkus looks in lycra, right? Hmmm, I think it might be time to start searchin' for a place to get a grip.

alienator said:

So, let me get this straight: the OP is concerned about how is dorkus looks in lycra, right? Hmmm, I think it might be time to start searchin' for a place to get a grip.

What if yours (if you're not a guy, my bad) started shrinking? I'd feel pretty freaked out! I might need to use it someday!

serra said:

What if yours (if you're not a guy, my bad) started shrinking? I'd feel pretty freaked out! I might need to use it someday!

So, you're reading the OP's post to say that his tubeage is continuing to shrink with every wearing of lycra? Uh-huh. It looks like some reality checking is in order.

You're really going to argue about what he meant? How bout ya try to answer his question 🙂

serra said:

You're really going to argue about what he meant? How bout ya try to answer his question 🙂

Ok. Unless he wraps lycra around his schlong so tight that his schlong turns purple, then black, and then falls off, there's nothing to worry about.

Don't let common sense kick you in the a$$ on the way out the door.

alienator said:

Ok. Unless he wraps lycra around his schlong so tight that his schlong turns purple, then black, and then falls off, there's nothing to worry about.

Don't let common sense kick you in the a$$ on the way out the door.

You remind me of another forum...

serra said:

You remind me of another forum...

An S&M or the Michael Hutchence "left hanging" forum?

Being concerned about your pecker when dressed in lycra is gay.

Being concerned what other dudes may be thinking about your shlong in lycra is beyond gay - one step away from pulling down your pants in a suspect bathroom and poking your twinky through a 'glory hole' hoping for oral relief.

Simple solution for the OP - press harder on the pedals, it'll mean there's slightly less weight on your micro d1ck.

swampy1970 said:

An S&M or the Michael Hutchence "left hanging" forum?

Being concerned about your pecker when dressed in lycra is gay.

Being concerned what other dudes may be thinking about your shlong in lycra is beyond gay - one step away from pulling down your pants in a suspect bathroom and poking your twinky through a 'glory hole' hoping for oral relief.

Simple solution for the OP - press harder on the pedals, it'll mean there's slightly less weight on your micro d1ck.

Wow,

Can you grow up!

I'd like to clear a few things up. Seriously do you think i'm worried about what people think of my size? Trust my wife and I are perfectly happy with the size of my lower region. Its more of a comfort thing. Whats the deal with your reply anyway?? Swampy It appears you have some gay issues, perhaps you should seek some advice about that.

Now to answer the question, I'm not sure if its the tightness of the lycra or the hunched over position when cycling but it does seem to get smaller. It does return to its standard size after about an hour or so.

To you a'holes that want to mock this forum/me as I said grow up. We all have problems, at least I can face them and admit it. Most of us bundle up our issues and not know if anyone else has a similar issue. So I thought i'd go out on a limb and ask a public forum, cause maybe its a common issue and I can help someone else as well. But it appears that some of you must be jocks and attempt to intimidate others so that they feel better about themselves.

Seriously, grow up.

The size is based on blood flow. An erection is caused by the ability of the organ to hold a larger amount of blood.
Reduced blood flow can cause shrinkage.
It is like any other organ of the body in some ways ,as in, the healthier you are in general the better it will function.
Keep riding!

jimmychan said:

Wow,

Can you grow up!

I'd like to clear a few things up. Seriously do you think i'm worried about what people think of my size? Trust my wife and I are perfectly happy with the size of my lower region. Its more of a comfort thing. Whats the deal with your reply anyway?? Swampy It appears you have some gay issues, perhaps you should seek some advice about that.

Now to answer the question, I'm not sure if its the tightness of the lycra or the hunched over position when cycling but it does seem to get smaller. It does return to its standard size after about an hour or so.

To you a'holes that want to mock this forum/me as I said grow up. We all have problems, at least I can face them and admit it. Most of us bundle up our issues and not know if anyone else has a similar issue. So I thought i'd go out on a limb and ask a public forum, cause maybe its a common issue and I can help someone else as well. But it appears that some of you must be jocks and attempt to intimidate others so that they feel better about themselves.

Seriously, grow up.

Hey you came back! That thread went to hell a bit fast...Swamy did have one good peice of advice, push harder. If you shift up a gear, it will put more pressure on your legs, which might help relieve pressure in your nether regions. You could also try a cutout saddle, they're supposed to reduce pressure there. I've never tried one, but some people love em.

PS. This forum is usually much nicer and more welcoming, don't let this thread ruin it for you 🙂

Problems... yeah, we all have them from time to time, but asking on a forum why your schlong ain't long in spandex isn't really one to worry about in public.

Something somewhere is restritcing blood flow. Is it caused by shorts that are to tight (ie you suffer from no-long-dong whilst sitting around before the ride) or does it only happen when on the bike?

If anything a pencil pecker on the bike could be adventageous.

... and just think, when I read the title of the thread I though the answer was 'wash in cold water' but it would appear that if you do that you'd shrink even more. Does the wife need tweezers and a magnifying glass after a long ride?

Swampy, the bad news is that it doesn't seem to have the same effect on womwen when they ride.😠

So the women that you ride with have donkey d1cks?

😉

swampy1970 said:

So the women that you ride with have donkey d1cks?

😉

I was actually thinking they might shrink in size.In a perfect world.