"Steven L. Sheffield" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...
Quoted message said:On 05/18/2004 11:42 PM, in article
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"]news:[email hidden]...Quoted message said:
Tom Kunich wrote:> Actually I was thinking of Stewart O'Grady for some
> reason. Duhhhh.Stephen.
Patrick.
The Mad Dog Unleashed!
Spaketh thee notte of the nutte of dough or weed of ganja!
Crosseth thyself verily ande uttereth notte of unleashing
darke beastes lest thee summoneth the Dogge Madde wythe ales
of spare tyres and wordes aflame ande the reste of the
acursed cyclemenne of the apocolypse: Mudde Studde, Bogge
Trottre and Fatte Guye!
Like, totally forstooth and stuff.
Ode to Ye Olde Guyes (Who Getteth Fatte Inne Wintre)
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In dayes of olde whyn menne were bolde ande rode theyr
steeds of steele trusty menne drove juste behinde ande
carryed spare parte and wheel
Thine roade was longe and forme was stronge and a matte of
hair graced thy pate Oh itte is a sorrye site thy spare tyre
thou sporte of late
(Apologies to J. B.)