You see, I wanted to turn right, but I didn't stick my arm out, so it's my
fault.
There was no-one else on the road, so I crossed into the centre lane, you
know, the one marked out in the middle of the road, with a big bent arrow
pointing right. Anyway, as I drew nearer to the turn, a car appeared from
the right hand road that I was about to turn into, and drove out in front of
me, and stopped directly in my path. I managed to swerve round behind him,
and continued my manoeuvre thinking, rather generously as it turned out,
that the driver hadn't seen me. Anyway, no harm done. Then the shout came
from behind "Why don't you f****ing indicate!!?"
Well, he was right, I wasn't indicating. Just as well really, as I needed
both hands on the bars. But then the implications started to sink in.
1: He HAD seen me.
2: Having seen me, he had driven out into my path and stopped.
3: He had done this because he assumed from my lack of signal that I
intended to continue straight ahead even though in the right-turn lane.
This would, of course, lead to a collision necessitating a new door skin at
least. Had I been indicating, naturally he wouldn't have bothered pulling
out.
So that's why he was angry.
He'd missed me.
I have learned that unconventional hand signals are frowned upon in this
group, so I ignored him and continued, duly chastened, upon my way.
--
Martin Bulmer
Pie Conservation Threat