I called Mezzetta and asked them to see if a jar of grape leaves was
any good any more. I gave them the code on the jar. The nice woman
on the other end said they could either call me back with an answer,
or if I wanted to email the code to her, they'd let me know in
email. I emailed, and they responded within an hour. Here was
their response, along with some marketing speak at the end of the
email.
Just wanted to let y'all know what quick and helpful service they
provided. They're a local company to me, and I like that they care
about getting back to people quickly.
"Dear Ms. Vannoy,
Thank you for calling and emailing the information to me about the
Mezzetta Brand Grape Leaves. According to the production code that
you have provided, this product has expired and we would suggest
that you dispose of it. If you provide me with your mailing
address, I would be happy to mail a reimbursement coupon."
Serene
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