My weekend escapades, mini-blog if you will.
Saturday i went out for a 50k ride in a patricularly deserted country hilly road. Started late, about 3pm, so i had an hour or so of proper daylight and got half way round the route when my chain, a [censored] Sram effort, decided it was time to sieze up. One link just failed to move resulting in an inability to get round the sprockets and rear mech. Looked for a rock and bashed it a bit. So anyway the chain broke and i chucked the bike over a dry stane dyke into the ravine beyond. Nearly murdered a driver who stopped to offer assistance. Shouted 'ya f****in basta*d' at the top of my voice for a while while hoppoing up and down like basil fawlty. Kicked a stone wall and hobbled off to fish the pick out of the stream. Bike has a flat tyre, where the [censored] did that come from?? Roughly 20kms from home, dark very cold and god has this very funny idea of making it rain for a bit while i endeavoured to fix the puncture. Not a tree or shelter in sight. Whipped out my multitool and shortened the chain, got back on the bike and cycled home. Spent the night in the bath with a chill.
Sunday was curry night and after a bit of shopping went to a friends house who is a catering manager. Makes a lovely beef madras. So Beef madras it was, Stella artois, aussie red wine, cigars, back home and ripped out the malt whisky. Tanned half a boatle and conked out on the sofa, crawled to bed at 5am. Up at 6:30 am with a very (and i mean VERY) dodgey stomach. Camped out on the toilet for half an hour with 'ring sting' and through either bravado or sheer stupidity i went down stairs. The living room was a hell-hole and my stomach just make a funny noise that i have never heard before, sprinted to the toilet (just in time)...wooosh. My head was fu*cked and the pain was indescribable. My mouth had a taste that can only be experienced (i thought) by eating one of FredC's old jock straps after a 100K road race (not good).
must have been that old mutton pie i bought at aulds yesterday afternoon,
Anyway i ordered a new road bike i it will arrive today. A lovely carbon bianchi with campy dangly bits. Take her for a spin tonight..
all in all a successful weekend, how about you?