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Momma Mia!

Sheldon · 2006-03-14T20:59:06+00:00

Are You Finish? A virile, young Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replid, "No." Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No." Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian." --- Sheldon

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Sheldon
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14 March 2006, 20:59 UTC #1

Are You Finish?
A virile, young Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his
favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young
blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back
to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his
bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he
asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replid, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time
she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex
finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to
him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if this woman is going to outlast him, Guido
reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he
barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing
and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back,
gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles
proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."
---
Sheldon

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Pennyaline
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14 March 2006, 23:37 UTC #2

Sheldon said:
Are You Finish?
<earth-moving snipped>
Quoted message said:
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."
Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a woman can
"finish"?


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Sheldon
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15 March 2006, 00:51 UTC #3

Pennyaline said:
Sheldon said:
Are You Finish?
<earth-moving snipped>
Quoted message said:
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."
Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a woman can
"finish"?

Well, he is a Guido.

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Pennyaline
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15 March 2006, 02:40 UTC #5

Lefty said:
"Pennyaline" <[email hidden]> wrote in
message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Sheldon said:
Are You Finish?

<earth-moving snipped>
Quoted message said:
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."

Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a woman can
"finish"?

It sounds to me that this guy could not have been more gentlemanly and
caring about this relative stranger's satisfaction. What more can she
expect, unless she'd rather have him pop-off, zip up, and leave so she can
affirm and justify some pity-baiting old-fashioned cross to bear i.e. that
all men are stupid insensitive [censored]-heads so you're better off at home
humping a [censored], Twentieth Century style.
(Fast forward to 2006):
But she, instead, with joyful abandon, simply had a thrilling sexual
experience with a sensual dynamo of a man. He certainly needed to be there
for THAT to happen.;-) Beautiful finish there, wouldn't you say. Pennyaline?
Nope, considering that the "joke" is in the style of the typical male
POV: the more *he* humps and pumps, the more satisfaction she must feel.
With that method, the only one *finishing* is the guy. Meanwhile, she's
probably finishing for herself.
\If he's ignorant enough to keep on pumping in the name of her satiety,
he deserves the coronary he's going to have.
Yeppers. If one is stuck with an uninformed man who cannot be convinced
that the continued presence of his penis is insufficient inspiration and
who is resistant to the introduction of other infinitely more effective
means of stimulation, one is indeed better off in the company of BOB*
until a suitable replacement can be found.
But then, it was just a "joke" (of a sort).
<that's Battery Operated Boyfriend, for those who didn't know -- not
literally a "dynamo" of course, but better than the alternative>

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Pennyaline
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15 March 2006, 02:41 UTC #6

Sheldon said:
Pennyaline said:
Sheldon said:
Are You Finish?

<earth-moving snipped>
Quoted message said:
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."

Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a woman can
"finish"?

Well, he is a Guido.
My point, exactly.

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sf
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15 March 2006, 06:16 UTC #7

Sheldon said:
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles
proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."
🙂
Good one!
--
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Denise~*
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15 March 2006, 07:03 UTC #8

Sheldon said:

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."
---
Sheldon
She should be Swedish.
Not to get technical, but most Norwegians have light brown hair. :-)

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Sheldon
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15 March 2006, 12:53 UTC #9

Lefty said:
Pennyaline said:
Sheldon said:
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
Norwegian."
Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a woman can
"finish"?

It sounds to me that this guy could not have been more gentlemanly and
caring about this relative stranger's satisfaction. What more can she
expect, unless she'd rather have him pop-off, zip up, and leave so she can
affirm and justify some pity-baiting old-fashioned cross to bear i.e. that
all men are stupid insensitive [censored]-heads so you're better off at home
humping a [censored], Twentieth Century style.
(Fast forward to 2006):
But she, instead, with joyful abandon, simply had a thrilling sexual
experience with a sensual dynamo of a man. He certainly needed to be there
for THAT to happen.;-) Beautiful finish there, wouldn't you say. Pennyaline?
Lefty
Lefty?
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .
Sheldon

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Michael Archon Sequoia Nielsen
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15 March 2006, 13:34 UTC #10

Sheldon said:
Are You Finish?
For some reason I think this in down your alley:
http://www.foxsearchlight.com/lab/shorts/farmsluts/quicktime.html

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Lefty
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15 March 2006, 19:16 UTC #11

Guido is in the eye of the beholder---
I'm just saying -- Whereas some people would treat his "ignorance" as some
sort of crime against humanity, some would give him credit for his honorable
intentions, which were to make her satisfaction paramount. The fact that he
didn't know how only means he hasn't learned yet --his ability to care is
certainly intact. Misguided caring still gets the points for virtue.
Seems to me the Norwegian has a pretty virile blank-slate there in Guido
with which to create a mutually joyful dynamic. The women I know would value
that over the do-it-yourself movement anyday. A little guidance, a lot of
pleasure. Coyness has no place in mutual pleasure, it is merely insecurity
overcompensated for.
Ever heard of "Treat me like an angel and I'll take you to heaven"?
Somebody with a problem with that better stock up on batteries and bon bons,
and a nice shawl.
Sheldon, what the hell would you know about it?
Lefty
--
Life is for learning
"Pennyaline" <[email hidden]> wrote in
message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Lefty said:
"Pennyaline" <[email hidden]>

wrote in
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Sheldon wrote:
> Are You Finish?
<earth-moving snipped>
> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I
> Norwegian."
Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a woman

can
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
"finish"?

It sounds to me that this guy could not have been more gentlemanly and
caring about this relative stranger's satisfaction. What more can she
expect, unless she'd rather have him pop-off, zip up, and leave so she

can
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
affirm and justify some pity-baiting old-fashioned cross to bear i.e.

that
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
all men are stupid insensitive [censored]-heads so you're better off at home
humping a [censored], Twentieth Century style.
(Fast forward to 2006):
But she, instead, with joyful abandon, simply had a thrilling sexual
experience with a sensual dynamo of a man. He certainly needed to be

there
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
for THAT to happen.;-) Beautiful finish there, wouldn't you say.

Pennyaline?
Quoted message said:

Nope, considering that the "joke" is in the style of the typical male
POV: the more *he* humps and pumps, the more satisfaction she must feel.
With that method, the only one *finishing* is the guy. Meanwhile, she's
probably finishing for herself.
\If he's ignorant enough to keep on pumping in the name of her satiety,
he deserves the coronary he's going to have.
Yeppers. If one is stuck with an uninformed man who cannot be convinced
that the continued presence of his penis is insufficient inspiration and
who is resistant to the introduction of other infinitely more effective
means of stimulation, one is indeed better off in the company of BOB*
until a suitable replacement can be found.
But then, it was just a "joke" (of a sort).
<that's Battery Operated Boyfriend, for those who didn't know -- not
literally a "dynamo" of course, but better than the alternative>

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Joseph Littleshoes
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15 March 2006, 20:46 UTC #12

Lefty said:
Guido is in the eye of the beholder---
Took me a couple of years to figure out a cartoon showing two people
'en deshabille' obviously post coitus, in a bed room, the women laying
on the bed reading a news paper and the guy sitting in a chair next to
her with a frying pan on her crotch cooking bacon and eggs.
I still have not figured out the cartoon of the guy playing an open
grand piano, and inside the grand piano is a maze with 2 lab rats
waltzing.
---
JL
Quoted message said:
I'm just saying -- Whereas some people would treat his "ignorance" as
some
sort of crime against humanity, some would give him credit for his
honorable
intentions, which were to make her satisfaction paramount. The fact
that he
didn't know how only means he hasn't learned yet --his ability to care
is
certainly intact. Misguided caring still gets the points for virtue.
Seems to me the Norwegian has a pretty virile blank-slate there in
Guido
with which to create a mutually joyful dynamic. The women I know would
value
that over the do-it-yourself movement anyday. A little guidance, a lot
of
pleasure. Coyness has no place in mutual pleasure, it is merely
insecurity
overcompensated for.
Ever heard of "Treat me like an angel and I'll take you to heaven"?
Somebody with a problem with that better stock up on batteries and bon
bons,
and a nice shawl.
Sheldon, what the hell would you know about it?
Lefty
--
Life is for learning
"Pennyaline" <[email hidden]>
wrote in
message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Lefty said:
"Pennyaline"

<[email hidden]>
wrote in
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
message news:[email hidden]...
> Sheldon wrote:
>> Are You Finish?
> <earth-moving snipped>
>
>> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear,

"No, I
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
>> Norwegian."
> Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a

woman
can
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
> "finish"?
>
> 😉 >
It sounds to me that this guy could not have been more gentlemanly

and
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
caring about this relative stranger's satisfaction. What more can

she
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
expect, unless she'd rather have him pop-off, zip up, and leave so

she
can
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
affirm and justify some pity-baiting old-fashioned cross to bear

i.e.
that
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
all men are stupid insensitive [censored]-heads so you're better off at

home
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
humping a [censored], Twentieth Century style.
(Fast forward to 2006):
But she, instead, with joyful abandon, simply had a thrilling

sexual
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
experience with a sensual dynamo of a man. He certainly needed to

be
there
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
for THAT to happen.;-) Beautiful finish there, wouldn't you say.

Pennyaline?
Quoted message said:

Nope, considering that the "joke" is in the style of the typical

male
Quoted message said:
POV: the more *he* humps and pumps, the more satisfaction she must

feel.
Quoted message said:
With that method, the only one *finishing* is the guy. Meanwhile,

she's
Quoted message said:
probably finishing for herself.
\If he's ignorant enough to keep on pumping in the name of her

satiety,
Quoted message said:
he deserves the coronary he's going to have.
Yeppers. If one is stuck with an uninformed man who cannot be

convinced
Quoted message said:
that the continued presence of his penis is insufficient inspiration

and
Quoted message said:
who is resistant to the introduction of other infinitely more

effective
Quoted message said:
means of stimulation, one is indeed better off in the company of

BOB*
Quoted message said:
until a suitable replacement can be found.
But then, it was just a "joke" (of a sort).
<that's Battery Operated Boyfriend, for those who didn't know -- not
Quoted message said:
literally a "dynamo" of course, but better than the alternative>

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Phluge
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16 March 2006, 03:13 UTC #13

"Joseph Littleshoes" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Lefty said:
Guido is in the eye of the beholder---
Took me a couple of years to figure out a cartoon showing two people
'en deshabille' obviously post coitus, in a bed room, the women laying
on the bed reading a news paper and the guy sitting in a chair next to
her with a frying pan on her crotch cooking bacon and eggs.
It sounds like he was hungry :-)
Wouldn't you say it would matter differently if he were cooking the bacon
and eggs for HER? Like I said, Guido deserves some points for caring --maybe
double because his was bar- pickup sex.
Quoted message said:

I still have not figured out the cartoon of the guy playing an open
grand piano, and inside the grand piano is a maze with 2 lab rats
waltzing.
---
JL
The image does very little for me either. Here's one of my favorite retained
images, from a Japanese film: (Japanese) man and woman, loosely clothed,
vertically making out hot and heavy, passing a quail egg-yolk back and forth
with kisses, mouth to tongue to mouth to tongue to mouth --passion builds,
delicate yolk sliding from tongue to tongue, then climax, when she bites
down, yellow yolk oozing from a corner of her mouth as she groans and falls
onto him. So delicate with such grinding passion and rythym.
Lefty
--
"Even a child who is pure at heart
And does his homework neatly
May become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms
And the moon is full, completely."
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
I'm just saying -- Whereas some people would treat his "ignorance" as
some
sort of crime against humanity, some would give him credit for his
honorable
intentions, which were to make her satisfaction paramount. The fact
that he
didn't know how only means he hasn't learned yet --his ability to care
is
certainly intact. Misguided caring still gets the points for virtue.
Seems to me the Norwegian has a pretty virile blank-slate there in
Guido
with which to create a mutually joyful dynamic. The women I know would
value
that over the do-it-yourself movement anyday. A little guidance, a lot
of
pleasure. Coyness has no place in mutual pleasure, it is merely
insecurity
overcompensated for.
Ever heard of "Treat me like an angel and I'll take you to heaven"?
Somebody with a problem with that better stock up on batteries and bon
bons,
and a nice shawl.
Sheldon, what the hell would you know about it?
Lefty
--
Life is for learning
"Pennyaline" <[email hidden]>
wrote in
message news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Lefty wrote:
> "Pennyaline"

<[email hidden]>
wrote in
Quoted message said:
> message news:[email hidden]...
>> Sheldon wrote:
>>> Are You Finish?
>> <earth-moving snipped>
>>
>>> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear,

"No, I
Quoted message said:
>>> Norwegian."
>> Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that a

woman
can
Quoted message said:
>> "finish"?
>>
>> > 😉 >
>
> It sounds to me that this guy could not have been more gentlemanly

and
Quoted message said:
> caring about this relative stranger's satisfaction. What more can

she
Quoted message said:
> expect, unless she'd rather have him pop-off, zip up, and leave so

she
can
Quoted message said:
> affirm and justify some pity-baiting old-fashioned cross to bear

i.e.
that
Quoted message said:
> all men are stupid insensitive [censored]-heads so you're better off at

home
Quoted message said:
> humping a [censored], Twentieth Century style.
>
> (Fast forward to 2006):
> But she, instead, with joyful abandon, simply had a thrilling

sexual
Quoted message said:
> experience with a sensual dynamo of a man. He certainly needed to

be
there
Quoted message said:
> for THAT to happen.;-) Beautiful finish there, wouldn't you say.

Pennyaline?
Quoted message said:

Nope, considering that the "joke" is in the style of the typical

male
Quoted message said:
POV: the more *he* humps and pumps, the more satisfaction she must

feel.
Quoted message said:
With that method, the only one *finishing* is the guy. Meanwhile,

she's
Quoted message said:
probably finishing for herself.
\If he's ignorant enough to keep on pumping in the name of her

satiety,
Quoted message said:
he deserves the coronary he's going to have.
Yeppers. If one is stuck with an uninformed man who cannot be

convinced
Quoted message said:
that the continued presence of his penis is insufficient inspiration

and
Quoted message said:
who is resistant to the introduction of other infinitely more

effective
Quoted message said:
means of stimulation, one is indeed better off in the company of

BOB*
Quoted message said:
until a suitable replacement can be found.
But then, it was just a "joke" (of a sort).
<that's Battery Operated Boyfriend, for those who didn't know -- not
Quoted message said:
literally a "dynamo" of course, but better than the alternative>

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sf
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16 March 2006, 06:15 UTC #14

On Wed, 15 Mar 2006 14:34:22 +0100, Michael Archon Sequoia Nielsen
Quoted message said:
Sheldon said:
Are You Finish?
For some reason I think this in down your alley:
http://www.foxsearchlight.com/lab/shorts/farmsluts/quicktime.html
Oh, man.... talk about not being able to do anything right!
--
Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

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Joseph Littleshoes
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16 March 2006, 18:33 UTC #15

Phluge said:
"Joseph Littleshoes" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...
Quoted message said:
Lefty said:
Guido is in the eye of the beholder---
Took me a couple of years to figure out a cartoon showing two people
Quoted message said:
'en deshabille' obviously post coitus, in a bed room, the women

laying
Quoted message said:
on the bed reading a news paper and the guy sitting in a chair next

to
Quoted message said:
her with a frying pan on her crotch cooking bacon and eggs.
It sounds like he was hungry :-)
Wouldn't you say it would matter differently if he were cooking the
bacon
and eggs for HER? Like I said, Guido deserves some points for caring
--maybe
double because his was bar- pickup sex.
I think who he was cooking for was irrelevant, the point was, that was
one hot babe.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:

I still have not figured out the cartoon of the guy playing an open
grand piano, and inside the grand piano is a maze with 2 lab rats
waltzing.
---
JL
The image does very little for me either.
I think sometimes cartoonists may do 'surreal' cartoons, just weird
imagery with no particular meaning beyond what any individual may see in
it.
Quoted message said:
Here's one of my favorite retained
Gross but kind of familiar, back in the 60's a number of 'surrealist'
film makers would have people bleeding in bright green, or blue or
yellow "blood" or a person would be stabbed and doves would fly out of
their wounds. IIRC they only 'symbolism' involved was to make the image
different enough that people would pay attention to it.
---
JL
Quoted message said:
images, from a Japanese film: (Japanese) man and woman, loosely
clothed,
vertically making out hot and heavy, passing a quail egg-yolk back and
forth
with kisses, mouth to tongue to mouth to tongue to mouth --passion
builds,
delicate yolk sliding from tongue to tongue, then climax, when she
bites
down, yellow yolk oozing from a corner of her mouth as she groans and
falls
onto him. So delicate with such grinding passion and rythym.
Lefty
--
"Even a child who is pure at heart
And does his homework neatly
May become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms
And the moon is full, completely."
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
I'm just saying -- Whereas some people would treat his "ignorance"

as
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
some
sort of crime against humanity, some would give him credit for his
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
honorable
intentions, which were to make her satisfaction paramount. The

fact
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
that he
didn't know how only means he hasn't learned yet --his ability to

care
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
is
certainly intact. Misguided caring still gets the points for

virtue.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:

Seems to me the Norwegian has a pretty virile blank-slate there in
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Guido
with which to create a mutually joyful dynamic. The women I know

would
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
value
that over the do-it-yourself movement anyday. A little guidance, a

lot
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
of
pleasure. Coyness has no place in mutual pleasure, it is merely
insecurity
overcompensated for.
Ever heard of "Treat me like an angel and I'll take you to

heaven"?
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Somebody with a problem with that better stock up on batteries and

bon
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
bons,
and a nice shawl.
Sheldon, what the hell would you know about it?
Lefty
--
Life is for learning
"Pennyaline"

<[email hidden]>
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
wrote in
message news:[email hidden]...
> Lefty wrote:
> > "Pennyaline"
<[email hidden]>
wrote in
> > message news:[email hidden]...
> >> Sheldon wrote:
> >>> Are You Finish?
> >> <earth-moving snipped>
> >>
> >>> Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his

ear,
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
"No, I
> >>> Norwegian."
> >> Do you expect me to believe that this guy even realizes that

a
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
woman
can
> >> "finish"?
> >>
> >> >> 😉 >
> >
> > It sounds to me that this guy could not have been more

gentlemanly
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
and
> > caring about this relative stranger's satisfaction. What more

can
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
she
> > expect, unless she'd rather have him pop-off, zip up, and

leave so
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
she
can
> > affirm and justify some pity-baiting old-fashioned cross to

bear
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
i.e.
that
> > all men are stupid insensitive [censored]-heads so you're better off

at
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
home
> > humping a [censored], Twentieth Century style.
> >
> > (Fast forward to 2006):
> > But she, instead, with joyful abandon, simply had a thrilling
sexual
> > experience with a sensual dynamo of a man. He certainly needed

to
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
be
there
> > for THAT to happen.;-) Beautiful finish there, wouldn't you

say.
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
Pennyaline?
>
> Nope, considering that the "joke" is in the style of the typical
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
male
> POV: the more *he* humps and pumps, the more satisfaction she

must
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
feel.
> With that method, the only one *finishing* is the guy.

Meanwhile,
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
she's
> probably finishing for herself.
>
> \If he's ignorant enough to keep on pumping in the name of her
satiety,
> he deserves the coronary he's going to have.
>
> Yeppers. If one is stuck with an uninformed man who cannot be
convinced
> that the continued presence of his penis is insufficient

inspiration
Quoted message said:
Quoted message said:
and
> who is resistant to the introduction of other infinitely more
effective
> means of stimulation, one is indeed better off in the company of
Quoted message said:
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BOB*
> until a suitable replacement can be found.
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> But then, it was just a "joke" (of a sort).
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> <that's Battery Operated Boyfriend, for those who didn't know --

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> literally a "dynamo" of course, but better than the alternative>
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