More peanuts

Did you see the news? A girl did a study for her school project. She
found out the ice cube in restaurants has more [censored] than toilet water
in general.

Dav said:

Beware of peanuts in bars - specifically the ones in those little
bowls on the bar itself.

Johnny Depp says that in a study, scientists found traces of 27
different kinds of urine on a single bowl of bar peanuts.

I trust Johnny Depp.

I am told sperm has been foudn on mints. Ew.

"Dav" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Beware of peanuts in bars - specifically the ones in those little
bowls on the bar itself.

Johnny Depp says that in a study, scientists found traces of 27
different kinds of urine on a single bowl of bar peanuts.

I trust Johnny Depp.

27 different kinds of urine -- did he name them?
Dee Dee

Dee Randall said:

Dav said:

Beware of peanuts in bars - specifically the ones in those little
bowls on the bar itself.

Johnny Depp says that in a study, scientists found traces of 27
different kinds of urine on a single bowl of bar peanuts.

I trust Johnny Depp.

27 different kinds of urine -- did he name them?

Wouldn't those be like the 27 moons of Uranus?

http://solarsystem.nasa.gov/planets/profile.cfm?Object=Uranus&Display=Moons

Sheldon

Dee Randall said:

27 different kinds of urine -- did he name them?
Dee Dee

Yes, but I'm deeply skeptical that caribou
and ocelot urine could end up in the same
bowl. Hope this helps! :-)

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Quoted message said:

Beware of peanuts in bars - specifically the ones in those little
bowls on the bar itself.

Johnny Depp says that in a study, scientists found traces of 27
different kinds of urine on a single bowl of bar peanuts.

I trust Johnny Depp.
--

That's an old statistic I heard years ago always wondered how true it was,
but loads of blokes never wash their hands either after a [censored] or a cack!

miner.-

In article said:

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Quoted message said:

Beware of peanuts in bars - specifically the ones in those little
bowls on the bar itself.

Johnny Depp says that in a study, scientists found traces of 27
different kinds of urine on a single bowl of bar peanuts.

I trust Johnny Depp.
--

That's an old statistic I heard years ago always wondered how true it was,
but loads of blokes never wash their hands either after a [censored] or a cack!

miner.-

they deserve an ecoli infection.

miner.- said:

loads of blokes never wash their hands either after a [censored] or a cack!

miner.-

What the hell is a cack?

Is that short for cackle or hacking up a hair ball or a roll in the
sack??? Enquiring minds want to know.

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miner.- said:

loads of blokes never wash their hands either after a [censored] or a cack!

miner.-

What the hell is a cack?

Is that short for cackle or hacking up a hair ball or a roll in the
sack??? Enquiring minds want to know.

Tee hee -- it could be a 90's term for poo-poo.
Dee Dee

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Quoted message said:

Beware of peanuts in bars - specifically the ones in those little
bowls on the bar itself.

Johnny Depp says that in a study, scientists found traces of 27
different kinds of urine on a single bowl of bar peanuts.

I trust Johnny Depp.
--

That's an old statistic I heard years ago always wondered how true it was,
but loads of blokes never wash their hands either after a [censored] or a cack!
miner.-
i wash my hands once a month whether they need it or not.

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miner.- said:

loads of blokes never wash their hands either after a [censored] or a cack!

miner.-

What the hell is a cack?

Is that short for cackle or hacking up a hair ball or a roll in the
sack??? Enquiring minds want to know.

Tee hee -- it could be a 90's term for poo-poo.
Dee Dee

Yes it's a UK term for [censored], only it's quite an old one and was one of the
first slang words I learned as a kid at school in the early 1970s
It would be used in the phrase 'cack pants' as an insult, and that's pants
as in underwear!
I also think it's a very localised slang word, used mainly in the Black
Country, Brummies tend not to use it.

This page backs it up
http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/chat/your_comments/newsid_1765000/1765936.stm
Cack meaning rubbish. I said that to my Aunt and other relatives who live in
London and they didn't have a clue about what I was saying!
Jessica, 13, Wolverhampton

miner.-

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miner.- said:

loads of blokes never wash their hands either after a [censored] or a cack!

miner.-

What the hell is a cack?

Is that short for cackle or hacking up a hair ball or a roll in the
sack??? Enquiring minds want to know.

It's the same as [censored]!
Only most Brit's don't know it as a slang word

miner.-

It is sad that skinheads group is being wasted on such subjects as
Peanuts.

What do yo expect from something that came from Africa. The peanut
was worked on by an ex slave.

This group should be used for the proper purpose of race issues and
how we skinheads are going to preserve our race. Not peanuts.

In article <[email hidden]>, Staff03 <temp>

Quoted message said:

It is sad that skinheads group is being wasted on such subjects as
Peanuts.

What do yo expect from something that came from Africa. The peanut
was worked on by an ex slave.

This group should be used for the proper purpose of race issues and
how we skinheads are going to preserve our race. Not peanuts.

I'm sure it was posted there since that is about the size of brains most
skinheads and white supremacists have......
--
TH

Life is a sexually transmitted disease...
and..... it is terminal..... --~*~R~*~

itsjoannotjoann said:

miner.- said:

loads of blokes never wash their hands either after a [censored] or a cack!

miner.-

What the hell is a cack?

Is that short for cackle or hacking up a hair ball or a roll in the
sack??? Enquiring minds want to know.

"loads of blokes" shoulda tipped you off...

It's UK baby talk for defecack... poo poo-caa caa!

Oxford

cack

· noun

Brit. informal excrement.

- ORIGIN Old English, from Latin cacare 'defecate'.
---

Sheldon

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It is sad that skinheads group is being wasted on such subjects as
Peanuts.

What do yo expect from something that came from Africa. The peanut
was worked on by an ex slave.

This group should be used for the proper purpose of race issues and
how we skinheads are going to preserve our race. Not peanuts.

Is the irony of the subject matter and Skinheads lost on you?

miner.-

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miner.- said:

"Staff03" <temp> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

It is sad that skinheads group is being wasted on such subjects as
Peanuts.

What do yo expect from something that came from Africa. The peanut
was worked on by an ex slave.

This group should be used for the proper purpose of race issues and
how we skinheads are going to preserve our race. Not peanuts.

Is the irony of the subject matter and Skinheads lost on you?

miner.-

Skinheads/White supremacists are not intellectuals.
They are incapable of understanding the concept of Irony...

They are nothing more than domestic terrorists, and about as useful as
Al Queda. And about as bright as a burned out lightbulb.
--
TH

Life is a sexually transmitted disease...
and..... it is terminal..... --~*~R~*~

You obviously are not one of us.

Skinheads are very intelligent. We pride ourselves for being above
the average in intelligence.

Dennis

TrollHunter said:

In article <[email hidden]>, Staff03 <temp>

Quoted message said:

It is sad that skinheads group is being wasted on such subjects as
Peanuts.

What do yo expect from something that came from Africa. The peanut
was worked on by an ex slave.

This group should be used for the proper purpose of race issues and
how we skinheads are going to preserve our race. Not peanuts.

I'm sure it was posted there since that is about the size of brains most
skinheads and white supremacists have......

There seems to be hope for humanity. You are terminally ill with
AIDS. Well, try to restrict your sex with people who think like you.

We are very intelligent. Your types are envious of us.

TrollHunter said:

Skinheads/White supremacists are not intellectuals.
They are incapable of understanding the concept of Irony...

They are nothing more than domestic terrorists, and about as useful as
Al Queda. And about as bright as a burned out lightbulb.
--
TH

Life is a sexually transmitted disease...
and..... it is terminal..... --~*~R~*~