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  1. Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't know
    which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your advert; "I
    know where the elephants lie down." I know that they are
    doing it to have you on, but in all sincerity, where DO the
    elephants lie down? Thanks Clair

  2. On either their right side or their left side, they rarely
    sleep on their backs.

    <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't know
    which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your advert;
    "I know where the elephants lie down." I know that they
    are doing it to have you on, but in all sincerity, where
    DO the elephants lie down? Thanks Clair

  3. Quoted message said:

    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't know
    which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your advert;
    "I know where the elephants lie down." I know that they
    are doing it to have you on, but in all sincerity, where
    DO the elephants lie down? Thanks Clair

    If he told ya that, hed have ta shoot ya.

    He might take ya on a photo tour there if ya asks him
    nicely though!

    fnurk

  4. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't know
    which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your advert;
    "I know where the elephants lie down." I know that they
    are doing it to have you on, but in all sincerity, where
    DO the elephants lie down? Thanks Clair

    Say Hey Clairol:

    You will have to enroll in one of Stevies snapper photo
    courses and he will show you where the elephants lie down.
    Now about those awards he alleges to have won .....well I'm
    not sure you'll even get to see 'em

    5555 Yee-Haw !!

  5. <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't know
    which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your advert;
    "I know where the elephants lie down." I know that they
    are doing it to have you on, but in all sincerity, where
    DO the elephants lie down?

    **In all sincerety, maybe if you beg he'll tell you, as in
    this one from the archives:

    From: MsJody ([email hidden]) Subject: Re: What's DIR?
    Newsgroups: rec.scuba Date: 2000-10-04 16:19:19 PST

    May I ask what your date of entry on active duty was and
    your service number?

    =============================================================

    From: Steve Kramer ([email hidden]) Subject: Re:
    What's DIR? Newsgroups: rec.scuba Date: 2000-10-04
    17:35:31 PST

    MsJody said:


    May I ask what your date of entry on active duty was and
    your service number?

    You may.

    Steve Kramer Osaka, Japan

    =============================================================

    From: MsJody ([email hidden]) Subject: Re: What's DIR?
    Newsgroups: rec.scuba Date: 2000-10-04 22:09:05 PST

    Will you give the answers?

    ==============================================================

    From: Steve Kramer ([email hidden]) Subject: Re:
    What's DIR? Newsgroups: rec.scuba Date: 2000-10-04
    23:16:58 PST

    MsJody said:


    Will you give the answers?

    When you beg, [censored]. :o)

    Steve Kramer Osaka, Japan

    ============================================================

    **Are YOU prepared to beg??? ;-)

    Quoted message said:

    Thanks Clair

  6. In article <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:


    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't know
    which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your advert; "I
    know where the elephants lie down." I know that they are
    doing it to have you on, but in all sincerity, where DO the
    elephants lie down? Thanks Clair

    *****The same place where his "awards" are..................

  7. [email hidden] ([email hidden]) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't know
    which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your advert;
    "I know where the elephants lie down." I know that they
    are doing it to have you on, but in all sincerity, where
    DO the elephants lie down? Thanks Clair

    Clair, I'm sorry that you got caught up in all this. What
    this really is is actually a wonderfully entertaining and
    embarrassing exposure of the trolls. In their headlong rush
    to publicly humiliate themselves without any help from
    others, they have managed to reach a new level of idiocy!
    The wisest of them all seems to have the brain power of a
    belt sander and they go down from there.

    You see, the answer to your question 'where do the elephants
    lie down?' Well... any where they want to!! There is nothing
    special about elephants lying down. They do it all the time.

    There are 4-5 elephant camps within an hour of Chiang Mai,
    and in every show the elephants lie down. And every morning
    the mahouts bring the elephants down to the river to bathe
    (elephants love the water) and while the little ones splash
    about like human toddlers, the older elephants sigh
    contentedly and lie down on their sides, sometimes
    completely submerging, while the mahouts scrub them down
    with brushes. If the water isn't deep enough, then they just
    lie half submerged and the mahouts throw buckets of water on
    them. And when the mahouts take off the benches that the
    tourists ride on the elephants often lie down and wallow in
    the dust for a few minutes. Sorry, but this has all been a
    send up of the trolls. They just didn't know it. *grin*

    Steve Kramer Chiang Mai, Thailand
    photoenvisions.comphotoenvisions.com

  8. [email hidden] ([email hidden]) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't know
    which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your advert;
    "I know where the elephants lie down." I know that they
    are doing it to have you on, but in all sincerity, where
    DO the elephants lie down? Thanks Clair

    Mine sleeps on the couch, usually while my wife and I
    are at work.

    Cheers 😉

  9. "Fred Nurk" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't
    know which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your advert;
    "I know where the elephants lie down." I know that they
    are doing it to have you on, but in all sincerity, where
    DO the elephants lie down? Thanks Clair

    If he told ya that, hed have ta shoot ya.

    He might take ya on a photo tour there if ya asks him
    nicely though!

    fnurk

    More to the point, what about Mr. Kramers *awards*. He also
    claims to be an *award winning photographer* but to this day
    has never been able to back up this claim to anyone. Much
    like his famous "I know where the elephants lie down" quote,
    it's probably just hot air.

  10. "Fred Nurk" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't
    know which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your advert;
    "I know where the elephants lie down." I know that they
    are doing it to have you on, but in all sincerity, where
    DO the elephants lie down? Thanks Clair

    If he told ya that, hed have ta shoot ya.

    **Either that or SNITCH on you....

    Quoted message said:


    He might take ya on a photo tour there if ya asks him
    nicely though!

    fnurk

  11. In article
    <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says... Sorry, but this has all been

    Quoted message said:

    a send up of the trolls. They just didn't know it. *grin*

    Steve Kramer Chiang Mai, Thailand

    *****I think you mean a send up by the troll eh Stevie????
    Nice to see you back again, I thought for a dreadful minute
    you had buckled under to the thought police and had stopped
    responding................Silly me, you can't help yourself
    can you?????

    BTW, still no sign of the AFP.........Any progress
    your end???

    *BIG GRIN*

  12. "Steve Kramer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    [email hidden] ([email hidden])
    wrote in message


    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't
    know which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your advert;
    "I know where the elephants lie down." I know that they
    are doing it to have you on, but in all sincerity, where
    DO the elephants lie down? Thanks Clair

    Clair, I'm sorry that you got caught up in all this.

    **Liar!!! You're glad she's posted because it's given you
    ANOTHER excuse to SPAM this newsgroup.

    Quoted message said:

    What this really is is actually a wonderfully entertaining
    and embarrassing exposure of the trolls. In their headlong
    rush to publicly humiliate themselves without any help
    from others, they have managed to reach a new level of
    idiocy! The wisest of them all seems to have the brain
    power of a belt sander and they go down from there.

    **Being as YOU are the troll here, you've just gone and put
    your foot in your mouth.

    Well done.

    Quoted message said:


    You see, the answer to your question 'where do the
    elephants lie down?' Well... any where they want to!!
    There is nothing special about elephants lying down.

    **Didn't stop you from using it as a tag line in your advert
    though, did it Steve?

    But as you say, nothing special about elephants lying down.

    And nothing special either about the idiot who used it in
    his advert.

    Quoted message said:

    They do it all the time.

    There are 4-5 elephant camps within an hour of Chiang Mai,
    and in every show the elephants lie down. And every
    morning the mahouts bring the elephants down to the river
    to bathe (elephants love the water) and while the little
    ones splash about like human toddlers, the older elephants
    sigh contentedly and lie down on their sides, sometimes
    completely submerging, while the mahouts scrub them down
    with brushes. If the water isn't deep enough, then they
    just lie half submerged and the mahouts throw buckets of
    water on them. And when the mahouts take off the benches
    that the tourists ride on the elephants often lie down and
    wallow in the dust for a few minutes. Sorry, but this has
    all been a send up of the trolls. They just didn't know
    it. *grin*

    **So, you really DO know where the elephants lay down.
    Good for you.

    Now you've cleared that one up, what about clearing up the
    controversy about your "awards".......

    LOL!!! ;-)

    Quoted message said:


    Steve Kramer Chiang Mai, Thailand
    takingthepiss.0catch.comstevekramer

    --
    "In this most recent case, Taken Gthepiss also thinks that
    nothing is going to happen. It probably wont for at least
    a year, till all the loopholes are filled, then he goes
    inside too." - Steve Kramer

    "I know where the elephants lay down..." - Steve Kramer

  13. "Steve Kramer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    [email hidden] ([email hidden])
    wrote in message


    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't
    know which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your advert;
    "I know where the elephants lie down." I know that they
    are doing it to have you on, but in all sincerity, where
    DO the elephants lie down? Thanks Clair

    Clair, I'm sorry that you got caught up in all this. What
    this really is is actually a wonderfully entertaining and
    embarrassing exposure of the trolls. In their headlong
    rush to publicly humiliate themselves without any help
    from others, they have managed to reach a new level of
    idiocy! The wisest of them all seems to have the brain
    power of a belt sander and they go down from there.

    You see, the answer to your question 'where do the
    elephants lie down?' Well... any where they want to!!
    There is nothing special about elephants lying down. They
    do it all the time.

    There are 4-5 elephant camps within an hour of Chiang Mai,
    and in every show the elephants lie down. And every
    morning the mahouts bring the elephants down to the river
    to bathe (elephants love the water) and while the little
    ones splash about like human toddlers, the older elephants
    sigh contentedly and lie down on their sides, sometimes
    completely submerging, while the mahouts scrub them down
    with brushes. If the water isn't deep enough, then they
    just lie half submerged and the mahouts throw buckets of
    water on them. And when the mahouts take off the benches
    that the tourists ride on the elephants often lie down and
    wallow in the dust for a few minutes. Sorry, but this has
    all been a send up of the trolls. They just didn't know
    it. *grin*

    Steve Kramer Chiang Mai, Thailand
    photoenvisions.comphotoenvisions.com

    Nice to see you making an appearance here Steve even if your
    paragraph on elephants is infact utter rubbish . Did anyone
    really want to know about how the little elephants "splash
    about like human toddlers"?

    I think not, what we really want to see is some proof of
    your 'awards' so come on Steve answer your critics and
    proove to the world your not the liar we all think you are!

  14. In article
    <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says... Sorry, but this has all been

    Quoted message said:

    a send up of the trolls. They just didn't know it. *grin*

    Steve Kramer Chiang Mai, Thailand

    *****An elaborate "send up" eh Steve???? To quote your own
    advertising..... Learn Photography in Thailand!

    Make your holiday adventure one that will give you lasting
    pleasure, with new skills to bring to each and every
    vacation to come!

    ****A load of absolute waffle deleted............

    New students can often be taken on 24 hour notice, but more
    notice means more private lessons!

    I know where the elephants lay down...

    ****** You see now Steve what an absolute liar and fraud you
    are??? Oh you already know that??

    *EXTRA BIG GRIN*

  15. [email hidden] (Steve Kramer) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    [email hidden] ([email hidden])
    wrote in message
    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't
    know which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your advert;
    "I know where the elephants lie down." I know that they
    are doing it to have you on, but in all sincerity, where
    DO the elephants lie down? Thanks Clair

    [SNIP]

    . Sorry, but this has all been

    Quoted message said:

    a send up of the trolls. They just didn't know it. *grin*

    Oh my!! That is simply too funny for words!! These
    simpletons never had a clue, did they? I suppose trolls
    never really do. Such is the very nature of a fool. And
    these trolls are so typical. Larbgai must be too stupid to
    even be aware that he's been had. The one who calls himself
    Rick Armstrong... well, his moral indignation is jealousy
    with a halo. That much is obvious to a blind man. Chabon...
    we can forgive Chabon. He's suffered so much. And Pickle.
    No... we can just forget about Pickle. He really doesn't
    count, does he.

    I imagine most of the internet is laughing at these bumkins
    by now. Wonderful!

    Thanks Clair

  16. HEY Larbs,icq me sometime and tell me whats this I hear?

    "LarbGai" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:owcCc.50997$sj4.45551@news-
    server.bigpond.net.au...

    Quoted message said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says...

    Quoted message said:


    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't
    know which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your advert;
    "I know where the elephants lie down." I know that they
    are doing it to have you on, but in all sincerity, where
    DO the elephants lie down? Thanks Clair

    *****The same place where his "awards"
    are..................

  17. [email hidden] (LarbGai) wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:

    In article
    <[email hidden]>,
    [email hidden] says... Sorry, but this has all been

    Quoted message said:

    a send up of the trolls. They just didn't know it. *grin*

    Steve Kramer Chiang Mai, Thailand

    *****I think you mean a send up by the troll eh Stevie????
    Nice to see you back again, I thought for a dreadful
    minute you had buckled under to the thought police and had
    stopped responding

    Poor little man. Is your ego so big that you think he was
    responding to YOU? Mr. Kramer was responding to my question.
    He hasn't answered any of your posts in two weeks. I doubt
    that he's kill filed you. He probably just ignores you as
    most others do. And as I shall from now on. Clair

  18. Takin and crew,KRAMER is CLAIR!

    "Takin Gthepiss" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    "Steve Kramer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

    Quoted message said:

    [email hidden] ([email hidden])
    wrote in message


    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't
    know which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your
    advert; "I know where the elephants lie down." I know
    that they are doing it to have you on, but in all
    sincerity, where DO the elephants lie down? Thanks
    Clair

    Clair, I'm sorry that you got caught up in all this.

    **Liar!!! You're glad she's posted because it's given you
    ANOTHER excuse


    to

    Quoted message said:

    SPAM this newsgroup.

  19. Let's not forget 'Clair Vickers' is one of Steve's own
    creations to give himself an excuse to talk more trash. In
    fact, 'Clair' is in Thailand using an inet account. We've
    seen 'her' here before with the stupid troll questions and
    statements.

    Rick Armstrong said:

    "Steve Kramer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    [email hidden] ([email hidden])
    wrote in message


    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't
    know which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your
    advert; "I know where the elephants lie down." I know
    that they are doing it to have you on, but in all
    sincerity, where DO the elephants lie down? Thanks
    Clair

    Clair, I'm sorry that you got caught up in all this.
    What this really is is actually a wonderfully
    entertaining and embarrassing exposure of the trolls. In
    their headlong rush to publicly humiliate themselves
    without any help from others, they have managed to reach
    a new level of idiocy! The wisest of them all seems to
    have the brain power of a belt sander and they go down
    from there.

    You see, the answer to your question 'where do the
    elephants lie down?' Well... any where they want to!!
    There is nothing special about elephants lying down.
    They do it all the time.

    There are 4-5 elephant camps within an hour of Chiang
    Mai, and in every show the elephants lie down. And every
    morning the mahouts bring the elephants down to the
    river to bathe (elephants love the water) and while the
    little ones splash about like human toddlers, the older
    elephants sigh contentedly and lie down on their sides,
    sometimes completely submerging, while the mahouts scrub
    them down with brushes. If the water isn't deep enough,
    then they just lie half submerged and the mahouts throw
    buckets of water on them. And when the mahouts take off
    the benches that the tourists ride on the elephants
    often lie down and wallow in the dust for a few minutes.
    Sorry, but this has all been a send up of the trolls.
    They just didn't know it. *grin*

    Steve Kramer Chiang Mai, Thailand
    photoenvisions.comphotoenvisions.com

    Nice to see you making an appearance here Steve even if
    your paragraph on elephants is infact utter rubbish . Did
    anyone really want to know about how the little elephants
    "splash about like human toddlers"?

    I think not, what we really want to see is some proof
    of your 'awards' so come on Steve answer your critics
    and proove to the world your not the liar we all think
    you are!

  20. <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:

    [email hidden] (Steve Kramer) wrote in message


    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    [email hidden] ([email hidden])
    wrote in message


    news:<[email hidden]>...

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Please forgive me for feeding the trolls, but I don't
    know which group they are in hence the cross posting.

    All the trolls keep repeating the line from your
    advert; "I know where the elephants lie down." I know
    that they are doing it to have you on, but in all
    sincerity, where DO the elephants lie down? Thanks
    Clair

    [SNIP]

    . Sorry, but this has all been

    Quoted message said:

    a send up of the trolls. They just didn't know it.
    *grin*

    Oh my!! That is simply too funny for words!! These
    simpletons never had a clue, did they? I suppose trolls
    never really do. Such is the very nature of a fool. And
    these trolls are so typical. Larbgai must be too stupid to
    even be aware that he's been had. The one who calls
    himself Rick Armstrong... well, his moral indignation is
    jealousy with a halo. That much is obvious to a blind man.
    Chabon... we can forgive Chabon. He's suffered so much.
    And Pickle. No... we can just forget about Pickle. He
    really doesn't count, does he.

    I imagine most of the internet is laughing at these
    bumkins by now. Wonderful!

    Thanks Clair

    I've noticed this more and more recently, Steve Kramer
    orchestrating a small 'gang' of sock puppets in order to try
    and get at his critics. Yes, Clair is the latest puppet and
    the post is even written in Kramer's own style -you can
    easily tell it's him.

    It seems as soon as anyone questions the integrity of
    Steve's business they are immediately attacked by a sock
    puppet (a different one every time).

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