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I have noticed lately that most peoples' asses have cracks, yet they are not anodized AFAIK. Some
people don't have much of an ass, and some people have a big ole ass, but everybody got at least one
crack in it.
App
Who hopes his crack doesn't grow to the point of failure.
Appkiller said:I have noticed lately that most peoples' asses have cracks, yet they are not anodized AFAIK. Some
people don't have much of an ass, and some people have a big ole ass, but everybody got at least
one crack in it.
We don't have them in England. We have arses instead, but not many are anodised.
Appkiller said:I have noticed lately that most peoples' asses have cracks, yet they are not anodized AFAIK. Some
people don't have much of an ass, and some people have a big ole ass, but everybody got at least
one crack in it.App
Who hopes his crack doesn't grow to the point of failure.
A bigger concern is becoming so cracked as to be nothing but an ass.
Matt O.
Zog The Undeniable said:Appkiller said:I have noticed lately that most peoples' asses have cracks,
We don't have them in England.
We certainly do - but like most equines, asses have arses.
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David Damerell <[email hidden]> flcl?
Matt O'Toole said:Appkiller said:I have noticed lately that most peoples' asses have cracks, yet they are not anodized AFAIK. Some
people don't have much of an ass, and some people have a big ole ass, but everybody got at least
one crack in it.App
Who hopes his crack doesn't grow to the point of failure.
A bigger concern is becoming so cracked as to be nothing but an ass.
An ass is probably better off riding a bike built with double-butted tubing and spokes.
Zog The Undeniable said:Appkiller said:I have noticed lately that most peoples' asses have cracks, yet they are not anodized AFAIK. Some
people don't have much of an ass, and some people have a big ole ass, but everybody got at least
one crack in it.We don't have them in England. We have arses instead, but not many are anodised.
LOL! I almost choked on this one!
-Zilla
Appkiller said:I have noticed lately that most peoples' asses have cracks, yet they are not anodized AFAIK.
If you meet someone with an aluminum posterior, please report. That would give new meaning to the
term "full moon."
Quoted message said:Who hopes his crack doesn't grow to the point of failure.
Crack propogation might well be fatal in this case.
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Dave "LOL" dvt at psu dot edu
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Quoted message said:Appkiller said:I have noticed lately that most peoples' asses have cracks, yet they are not anodized AFAIK.
If you meet someone with an aluminum posterior, please report. That would give new meaning to the
term "full moon."Quoted message said:Who hopes his crack doesn't grow to the point of failure.
Crack propogation might well be fatal in this case.
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Dave "LOL" dvt at psu dot edu
Well I'm sure one can rebuild a cracked ass. Just unscrew the bolt in the bellybutton for
disassembly.
Song
(Appkiller) said:I have noticed lately that most peoples' asses have cracks, yet they are not anodized AFAIK. Some
people don't have much of an ass, and some people have a big ole ass, but everybody got at least
one crack in it.
Hmm...stress risers? Ass fatigue?
I think it'd be "analdizing", not "anodizing".
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Rick Onanian
On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 16:39:42 -0800, "Song" <[email hidden]>
Quoted message said:Well I'm sure one can rebuild a cracked ass. Just unscrew the bolt in the bellybutton for
disassembly.
Does that work for both threadless and threaded bellybuttons?
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Rick Onanian
"Appkiller" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:I have noticed lately that most peoples' asses have cracks, yet
they
Quoted message said:are not anodized AFAIK. Some people don't have much of an ass, and some people have a big ole ass,
but everybody got at least one
crack
Quoted message said:in it.
App
Who hopes his crack doesn't grow to the point of failure.
Does this count as premature rim failure?
To stop the crack in your ass, drill a 1/8 inch hole right at the end of the crack. This will
distribute the stress risers that originate during clenching and road vibration.
For extra security, have the hole plug welded shut.
My physics project at NVCC: Google Groups, then "dgoncz" and some of: ultracapacitor bicycle
fluorescent flywheel inverter
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Quoted message said:I have noticed lately that most peoples' asses have cracks, yet they are not anodized AFAIK. Some
people don't have much of an ass, and some people have a big ole ass, but everybody got at least
one crack in it.
Fatigue failure
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Alex
Rick Onanian said:Song said:Well I'm sure one can rebuild a cracked ass. Just unscrew the bolt in the bellybutton for
disassembly.Does that work for both threadless and threaded bellybuttons?
I'm more worried that my ancient tapered butt will be obsoleted by these newfangled splined units.
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Dave dvt at psu dot edu
dvt said:I'm more worried that my ancient tapered butt will be obsoleted by these newfangled splined units.
Just replace it with a Schlumpf gluteus. While you're at it, use rohloff feet, and have a derailer-
free walktrain with lots of gear ratios.
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Rick Onanian
On Fri, 05 Mar 2004 06:23:38 GMT, "cheg" <[email hidden]>
Quoted message said:Quoted message said:Who hopes his crack doesn't grow to the point of failure.
Does this count as premature rim failure?
If so, when you are replacing the rims, are you then busy performing a rimjob?
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Rick Onanian
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