My Christmas gift.

"Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in
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There was a large gift for me behind the Christmas tree. I just couldn't stand it anymore,
staring at that colorful wrapping. So last night, when everyone was asleep, I crept up to the
gift, with my flashlight, and tore a little hole in the wrapping to see what it was. YaHOO
Merry Memas colnago.comc50 bike.htmlOpen ↗
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Having a Colnago 50 will make it much easier to pretend you are a pro while you go on bashing them
for alledgedly using dope.

jazzy<< I crept up to the gift, with my flashlight,
and tore a little hole in the wrapping to see what it was. YaHOO Merry
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shouldn't cost you much to get rid of the 7800 stuff..I hear it crying from here-

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There was a large gift for me behind the Christmas tree. I just couldn't stand it anymore,
staring at that colorful wrapping. So last night, when everyone was asleep, I crept up to the
gift, with my

flashlight,

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and tore a little hole in the wrapping to see what it was. YaHOO Merry Memas
colnago.comc50 bike.htmlOpen ↗ !

You're having a laugh ! I hope !

Graham

Callistus Valerius said:

Quoted message said:

There was a large gift for me behind the Christmas tree. I just couldn't stand it anymore,
staring at that colorful wrapping. So last night, when everyone was asleep, I crept up to the
gift, with my flashlight, and tore a little hole in the wrapping to see what it was. YaHOO
Merry Memas colnago.comc50 bike.htmlOpen ↗

Boyd Speerschneider said:

Having a Colnago 50 will make it much easier to pretend you are a pro while you go on bashing them
for alledgedly using dope.

My christmas present Pinarello Dogma came with sample pack containing a wasp in a inner tube.

On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 14:33:59 GMT, "Callistus Valerius"

may have said:

There was a large gift for me behind the Christmas tree. I just couldn't stand it anymore,
staring at that colorful wrapping. So last night, when everyone was asleep, I crept up to the
gift, with my flashlight, and tore a little hole in the wrapping to see what it was. YaHOO
Merry Memas colnago.comc50 bike.htmlOpen ↗ !

Good morning, Mr. Phelps.

Your mission this week is in two parts; first, to remain completely oblivious to the nature of the
object behind the tree until Thursday morning[1]; second, no earlier than Thursday morning, to act
completely surprised that there is a bicycle inside that large package. At no time between the
receipt of your orders and their successful execution are you to accidentally fall on the package,
knock it over, encourage the cat to shred the wrapping, or make revealing comments about keeping the
driveway clear for the launching ceremonies later in the week. If you should fail in your mission,
the family will disavow all knowledge of your relationship with them. This message will not self-
destruct in 15 seconds. Good luck.

[1] The diplomatic mission command advisor (codename: She Who Must Be Obeyed) may change the
timetable as required to fit the overall mission profile.

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Callistus Valerius said:

There was a large gift for me behind the Christmas tree. I just couldn't stand it anymore,
staring at that colorful wrapping. So last night, when everyone was asleep, I crept up to the
gift, with my flashlight, and tore a little hole in the wrapping to see what it was. YaHOO
Merry Memas colnago.comc50 bike.htmlOpen ↗ !

You're lucky. Due to my wife giving up work to have our daughter, I'm getting a Flite saddle which I
ordered and paid for myself!

Zog The Undeniable said:

You're lucky. Due to my wife giving up work to have our daughter, I'm getting a Flite saddle which
I ordered and paid for myself!

So you are saying that you'd be getting more for Christmas if your wife had denied you.

Bob Schwartz [email hidden]

People that ride a lot get denied by their spouses and SOs all the time. You're lucky to be
Undeniable.

Zog The Undeniable said:

Callistus Valerius said:

There was a large gift for me behind the Christmas tree. I just couldn't stand it anymore,
staring at that colorful wrapping. So last night, when everyone was asleep, I crept up to
the gift, with my flashlight, and tore a little hole in the wrapping to see what it was.
YaHOO Merry Memas colnago.comc50 bike.htmlOpen ↗ !

You're lucky. Due to my wife giving up work to have our daughter, I'm getting a Flite saddle which
I ordered and paid for myself!

But it's cheap compared to the kid.

Congrats, Steve

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On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 18:38:13 +0000, Zog The Undeniable <[email hidden]>

may have said:

You're lucky. Due to my wife giving up work to have our daughter, I'm getting a Flite saddle which
I ordered and paid for myself!

Been there, done that. Now the cause has a stable of bikes of her own, and my time gets borged for
rides that might not otherwise have happened.

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Quoted message said:

You're lucky. Due to my wife giving up work to have our daughter, I'm getting a Flite saddle which
I ordered and paid for myself!

That's sad dude. Christmas should be a joyous time. I don't want to bum you out totally, but I
think I got a selle italia saddle also, in another gift a spotted, although I haven't peeked at
that one yet.

You have the perfect reply for those who thing you're crazy (or a poseur) for having spent so much
money on a bike. "It was a gift."

Enjoy it!

Merry Christmas Bob C. "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

There was a large gift for me behind the Christmas tree. I just couldn't stand it anymore,
staring at that colorful wrapping. So last night, when everyone was asleep, I crept up to the
gift, with my

flashlight,

Quoted message said:

and tore a little hole in the wrapping to see what it was. YaHOO Merry Memas
colnago.comc50 bike.htmlOpen ↗ !

Callistus Valerius said:

There was a large gift for me behind the Christmas tree. I just couldn't stand it anymore,
staring at that colorful wrapping. So last night, when everyone was asleep, I crept up to the
gift, with my flashlight, and tore a little hole in the wrapping to see what it was. YaHOO
Merry Memas colnago.comc50 bike.htmlOpen ↗ !

Please, where do I sign up to be adopted?
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Rick Onanian

"Zog The Undeniable" <[email hidden]> wrote in message

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You're lucky. Due to my wife giving up work to have our daughter, I'm getting a Flite saddle which
I ordered and paid for myself!

You're lucky to have a new daughter! Merry Christmas

Bob C.

"Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

You're lucky. Due to my wife giving up work to have our daughter, I'm getting a Flite saddle
which I ordered and paid for myself!

That's sad dude. Christmas should be a joyous time. I don't want to bum you out totally, but I
think I got a selle italia saddle also, in another gift a spotted, although I haven't peeked
at that one yet.

What is sad is that you can't see his gift is infinitely better. I don't know how old you are, but
maybe you will understand some day (and maybe not).

"Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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There was a large gift for me behind the Christmas tree. I just couldn't stand it anymore,
staring at that colorful wrapping. So

last

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night, when everyone was asleep, I crept up to the gift, with my

flashlight,

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and tore a little hole in the wrapping to see what it was. YaHOO

Merry

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Memas colnago.comc50 bike.htmlOpen ↗ !

Must have taken a lot of begging of your parents.

On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 14:33:59 GMT, "Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

There was a large gift for me behind the Christmas tree. I just couldn't stand it anymore,
staring at that colorful wrapping. So last night, when everyone was asleep, I crept up to the
gift, with my flashlight, and tore a little hole in the wrapping to see what it was. YaHOO
Merry Memas colnago.comc50 bike.htmlOpen ↗ !

your hand needs to be slapped and the bike returned to the store. Now go to bed no milk and cookies
for you. santa just put you on the naughty list.

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"Nick Burns" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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"Callistus Valerius" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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You're lucky. Due to my wife giving up work to have our

daughter, I'm

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getting a Flite saddle which I ordered and paid for myself!

That's sad dude. Christmas should be a joyous time. I don't

want to

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bum you out totally, but I think I got a selle italia saddle also,

in

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another gift a spotted, although I haven't peeked at that one yet.

What is sad is that you can't see his gift is infinitely better. I

don't

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know how old you are, but maybe you will understand some day (and

maybe

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not).

Nick, I doubt that he would ever understand just how MUCH better a kid is than a C50. Hell, give me
a ride with my step daughters on my old $175 Colnago Super any day to a C50.

In rec.bicycles.tech Tom Kunich <[email hidden]> wrote:
: Nick, I doubt that he would ever understand just how MUCH better a kid is than a C50. Hell, give
: me a ride with my step daughters on my old $175 Colnago Super any day to a C50.

yea, must be tough. change that to $5 schwinn varsity for some real impact.
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Please, where do I sign up to be adopted?
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That's the Christmas spirit! Some jealous ones were droning on about
how they would rather have kids than a Colnago..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.