OK my first 'as promised race' last night. Kew boulevard loop run by th
Hawthorn Cycling Club. Spoke to Ray Blucher at his shop to get th
lowdown and signed up (lovely chap. one of those guys that genuinel
oozes enthusiasm!)
goals in order 1 - not to crash 2 - to finish 3 - not get dropped o
well, 2 outta 3 aint bad, as the fat bloke sang
D-grade. 30 minutes plus 3 laps we are told by the starter. I star
with the Dgrade crowd (i think they start 1 minute before the C's wh
go round at the same time). D's go forth up the hill and we all shuffl
about and try and settle down on a wheel. There is a field of approx 2
in Dgrade (there were only 10ish last week and a few of the faces thi
week I recognise from last weeks C grade. just great!) We go around fr
3-4 laps and 'accordian' in and out like a caterpillar every time w
hit the straights. The hill brings us all together. Not feeling to
bad. Hey, maybe I can do this, me thinks. I look down. 6 minutes gone
oh boy! After about 5 laps Cgrade can be heard coming up behind, an
wouldnt you know it but its as we approach the sharp U-turn. As we ha
all been lectured at the start to stick left and not 'hang-on' to C's
I sat up a bit. I was about 15th wheel in the D-line at that point. W
go around the corner, Most of the D's are off and heading up the hill
Im hesitating making sure I make that corner smoothly and very left s
as not to get shouted at, and that's all she wrote!!! Me and about
other D's are a good 200m off the lead pack now. Bugger. Point 3 in m
plans faile
Oh well, perhaps if we work together we can get them back (apologies fo
not knowing the lingo guys/gals). By the time we approach the Utur
again I realise they are pulling away. Nobody is helping and Im jus
pulling them along. Come on guys! Decision time. 10 minutes gone. 20+ t
go. I step it up a few kph and 2 stay with me. Then one. Bugger! "I
stuffed", he says. "Let's just finish" i reply. I delude myself that i
we keep to a pace we can slowly bring em back again
4-5 more laps the two of us go harder. We are only very slowly bringin
them back. I can glimpse them every time we approach the Uturn. "I
gonna give it a spurt", I say back to the other guy as we round th
Uturn and stomp up the hill. I reach the top and look down seeing I a
doing 35kph up the hill. C grade seem to do that almost every lap, but
aint got too many of them in me. I look back to see how my mate i
doing. He's gone!!! Bugger, bugger, bugger!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im on my own
18 minute mark. This aint fun anymore guys. come back and play with th
rookie... Grind, grind. Go hard on the hill and try and hide from th
southerly on the downhill. Many laps go by and I see nobody apart from
few guys who are warming up for A/B grade. Then I see them! about 5 D'
are up ahead. for 3 laps I get nowhere. Who's idea was this? Oh yeah..
mine! 25 minutes gone. 2 more laps and I am within about 200m. Maybe
can do this after all. If only they would just momentarly ease up. wit
only a few minutes to go until the bell I knw that's not likely.
decide to see what I can make. 2 hard laps and Im within 100m. I
knackered!!! And then it happens... 3 of them get dropped at the Utur
and are obviously spent. Adrenaline is a wonderful thing (why doesnt i
come in a drink form???). I go hard again up the hill and get 1 one o
the guys. the other 2 are trying to get back onto the others up ahead.
grade come past again and i think 2 of the stronger D's lap me. Oh well
Im not last i justify to myself. 2 laps to go the marshall shouts out
cramping slightly in my left leg (its always my left. what's wit
that?????????) Im about 50m behind the D'ers. The others up ahead hav
gone. their race is just starting i guess..
I pass the 2 going down the last hill. May as well have some fun! I
stomping just for the hell of it, cruise up the last hill and catc
another D'er, the girl on the nice Paconi ( sad i know but this littl
black duck has some semblence of male pride
i roll over the finish line and nobody looks at me nd I start to pani
there is one more lap! "What about D?" i say. "Youre finished".
........Relief. I turn around and go stand with the other D's. Some of
them know each other but most of us just stand around awkwardly.
So that was it. Roll back around the the bottom at the Uturn and the
others I had passed are sitting to one side. I try and figure out what,
if anything I jsut did. Im guessing i finished about 14th out of 20
which is reaaly [censored] but Im philosophical about it. I didnt fall I
finished I got dropped. Man it must be so much easier riding in a pack.
Mental note. try and hangon next time
Great fun. Feel like a big kid. Shall be there next time, trying to
learn a bit more.....
The 'Not-so-FlyingDutchman'🙄
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