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  1. Rode in to driveway and propped bike by the front door. Bin day next morning so head out of drive way to find out if it's the green waste or the recyled this week (I can never remember).

    Old habits die hard, poke head out of driveway to check both ways before emerging. WHOOOSH as a cyclist who I judged to be in his early forties wafts by about two inches from my nose on the bloody pavement, closely followed by his dog. If I'd just walked out without looking we'd have been a tangled heap on the floor.

    Stood there doing guppy fish impression for a couple of seconds, thought about remonstrating but gave up 'cause really couldn't be bothered. Riding on the pavement is not cool and it's not clever, especially when it's dark and you don't even have any lights.

    He was wearing a helmet though 🙄

  2. you shoulda launched the (appropriate) bin at 'im and brought that recalcitrant down. bwahahhahahahahhah

  3. On 2005-07-27, flyingdutch (aka Bruce)
    was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

    Quoted message said:


    you shoulda launched the (appropriate) bin at 'im and brought that
    recalcitrant down. bwahahhahahahahhah

    Yep. In future, every day, bin day or not, wheel it out in front of
    you when you walk out of your driveway 🙂

    --
    TimC
    cat /kat/ n. A furry keyboard cover

  4. On 2005-07-27, flyingdutch (aka Bruce)
    was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

    Quoted message said:


    you shoulda launched the (appropriate) bin at 'im and brought that
    recalcitrant down. bwahahhahahahahhah

    Yep. In future, every day, bin day or not, wheel it out in front of
    you when you walk out of your driveway 🙂

    --
    TimC
    cat /kat/ n. A furry keyboard cover

  5. flyingdutch said:

    you shoulda launched the (appropriate) bin at 'im and brought that recalcitrant down. bwahahhahahahahhah


    Ah but were YOU waring a helmet! There's your problem!!! And did YOU have a light and rear flasher? 😉

  6. bloody cyclists.

    was the dog wearing a helmet?

  7. Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    >> "endroll" == endroll <[email hidden]> writes:

    endroll flyingdutch said:
    Quoted message said:

    you shoulda launched the (appropriate) bin at 'im and brought
    that recalcitrant down. bwahahhahahahahhah


    endroll> Ah but were YOU waring a helmet! There's your problem!!!
    endroll> And did YOU have a light and rear flasher? 😉

    As it happens, yes. I'd just got off the bike and still had my helmet
    on. I also happen to have a white flasher on the front and four red
    flashers on the back of the helmet.

    <SMUG>
    --
    Cheers | ~~ __@
    Euan | ~~ _-\<,
    Melbourne, Australia | ~ (*)/ (*)

  8. Euan said:

    >>>>> "endroll" == endroll <[email hidden]> writes:

    endroll flyingdutch said:
    Quoted message said:

    you shoulda launched the (appropriate) bin at 'im and brought
    that recalcitrant down. bwahahhahahahahhah


    endroll> Ah but were YOU waring a helmet! There's your problem!!!
    endroll> And did YOU have a light and rear flasher? 😉

    As it happens, yes. I'd just got off the bike and still had my helmet
    on. I also happen to have a white flasher on the front and four red
    flashers on the back of the helmet.

    <SMUG>
    --
    Cheers | ~~ __@
    Euan | ~~ _-\<,
    Melbourne, Australia | ~ (*)/ (*)


    I bow before you and grovel at your feet - next time you might lose those toes so be careful!!! 🙄

  9. TimC said:

    On 2005-07-27, flyingdutch (aka Bruce)
    was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

    Quoted message said:


    you shoulda launched the (appropriate) bin at 'im and brought that
    recalcitrant down. bwahahhahahahahhah

    Yep. In future, every day, bin day or not, wheel it out in front of
    you when you walk out of your driveway 🙂

    notice how mothers do that with their prams? straight off the footpath, then look.

    hmm, even a responsible driver who shows their bumper for a few seconds before edging forward would have been nailed BY him.

    Andre

  10. "EuanB" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    news:[email hidden]...

    Quoted message said:


    Rode in to driveway and propped bike by the front door. Bin day next
    morning so head out of drive way to find out if it's the green waste or
    the recyled this week (I can never remember).

    Old habits die hard, poke head out of driveway to check both ways
    before emerging. WHOOOSH as a cyclist who I judged to be in his early
    forties wafts by about two inches from my nose on the bloody pavement,
    closely followed by his dog. If I'd just walked out without looking
    we'd have been a tangled heap on the floor.

    Stood there doing guppy fish impression for a couple of seconds,
    thought about remonstrating but gave up 'cause really couldn't be
    bothered. Riding on the pavement is not cool and it's not clever,
    especially when it's dark and you don't even have any lights.

    He was wearing a helmet though 🙄

    --
    EuanB


    Although I do ride my bike home for about 30 metres on a generally deserted
    footpath, I consider general riding on footpaths most dangerous. I
    discouraged my kids in their younger days from riding on the footpath
    because of the risk of being hit by a car leaving a driveway. In my 30 metre
    ride along the footpath I crawl past every driveway, not crossing it until I
    have peeked through the fence to see if it's empty. I have seen many
    cyclists hoon past driveways.

    Henry.

  11. Marx SS said:

    -bloody cyclists.-

    was the dog wearing a helmet?

    One of our local $2 shops has safety vests for dogs!

    No helmets but.

    <I was there buying a toy to amuse the cat, Okay - honest>

  12. On 2005-07-27, Terry Collins (aka Bruce)
    was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

    Quoted message said:
    Marx SS said:

    was the dog wearing a helmet?

    One of our local $2 shops has safety vests for dogs!

    No helmets but.

    <I was there buying a toy to amuse the cat, Okay - honest>

    As long as you weren't there to buy a dog accessory. Dogs are icky.

    --
    TimC
    "Application encountered an error while failing. Error recovered
    successfully, proceeding to fail"

  13. TimC said:

    On 2005-07-27, Terry Collins (aka Bruce)
    was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

    Quoted message said:
    Marx SS said:

    was the dog wearing a helmet?

    One of our local $2 shops has safety vests for dogs!

    No helmets but.

    <I was there buying a toy to amuse the cat, Okay - honest>

    As long as you weren't there to buy a dog accessory. Dogs are icky.

    --
    TimC
    "Application encountered an error while failing. Error recovered
    successfully, proceeding to fail"


    *gasps* dogs are so not icky! :eek:

    (people buy things to amuse a cat? I thought that was what they owned people for?? 😄 )

    ali

  14. alison_b said:
    TimC said:

    On 2005-07-27, Terry Collins (aka Bruce)
    was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

    Quoted message said:

    Marx SS wrote:

    >was the dog wearing a helmet?

    One of our local $2 shops has safety vests for dogs!

    No helmets but.

    <I was there buying a toy to amuse the cat, Okay - honest>

    As long as you weren't there to buy a dog accessory. Dogs are icky.

    --
    TimC
    "Application encountered an error while failing. Error recovered
    successfully, proceeding to fail"

    *gasps* dogs are so not icky! :eek:

    (people buy things to amuse a cat? I thought that was what they owned
    people for?? 😄 )

    ali

    Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

    Zoom

  15. Zoom said:


    alison_b said:
    TimC said:

    On 2005-07-27, Terry Collins (aka Bruce)
    was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea:

    >Marx SS wrote:
    >
    >>was the dog wearing a helmet?
    >
    >One of our local $2 shops has safety vests for dogs!
    >
    >No helmets but.
    >
    ><I was there buying a toy to amuse the cat, Okay - honest>

    As long as you weren't there to buy a dog accessory. Dogs are icky.

    --
    TimC
    "Application encountered an error while failing. Error recovered
    successfully, proceeding to fail"

    *gasps* dogs are so not icky! :eek:

    (people buy things to amuse a cat? I thought that was what they owned
    people for?? 😄 )

    ali

    Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

    Zoom

    Or...

    dogs have personality

    cats have tyre marks

    Tam *allergic to cats*

  16. Tamyka Bell said:
    Zoom said:

    Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

    Zoom

    Or...

    dogs have personality

    cats have tyre marks

    Tam *allergic to cats*

    *tosses Tam a pet tiger*

    --
    My Usenet From: address now expires after two weeks. If you email me, and
    the mail bounces, try changing the bit before the "@ to usenet".

  17. Stuart Lamble said:


    Tamyka Bell said:
    Zoom said:

    Dogs have masters, cats have staff.

    Zoom

    Or...

    dogs have personality

    cats have tyre marks

    Tam *allergic to cats*

    *tosses Tam a pet tiger*

    I didn't get an allergic reaction last time I played with a tiger...

    Tam

  18. TimC wrote:

    As long as you weren't there to buy a dog accessory. Dogs are icky.

    They're... um... what Tim? "Icky"?

    Lotte

  19. I wonder if my dog will learn to "Sic Balls" at obedience...

    LotteBum

  20. LotteBum said:

    I wonder if my dog will learn to "Sic Balls" at obedience...

    LotteBum

    I have been secretly teaching him sic throat

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