new chain grease

I didn't know Jeff Boomhauer was a cyclist in Portland who goes by the forum moniker of g.daniels.

Hey g.daniels, are you really that smooth with the ladies?

on 8/25/2004 12:40 PM g.daniels said the following:

Quoted message said:

a new chain grease roadtest and subliminal warning!

Questions asking what do I do with the grease shimano packs into
chains: strip clean and lube with wax as suggested by the wax people
as wax needs a good clean stripped surface for advanced thought ultra
design and engineered wax chain lubes adherence to the metal surface*
or clean and lube with chain oil: are often asked. I asked it
myself! The question is therefore an intelligent question and not to
be ridiculed by experts. Like, there's this stuff right! Does it ship,
as ya canna shipit in oil stupid, and not run or does it… quickly we
proceed into insanity. Obsessing over nothing.
NOTHING??? GNAW! Grease lubes at a very smooth effective breakin
level. The OBS can add CC Epic Synthetic (withlinseed) or whatever to
reduce viscosity for colder climates where the grease drag becomes
onerous for the few days its on the…assuming the dude asking the
question cleans the chain. Figure he can type so he'll clean the
chain. Good luck.

BUTbutbut!(the sharp reader will note this iza new paragraph) A!
peripatetic poster delivered when A new HG50 was planned for my
antique and LO! On leaving the local brothel for a ten mile sprint
home, columnar cumulus moving in from the gulf of m spattered the
pavement after a light rain had washed balloon puncturing grit loose
from enshrinement in said pave's cracks canyons, meteroriting or
mortar ing the grit upward, yawl seen this in slo mo right! You bet!

And the new tight chain and this Tuesday baby is expletive deleted
tight got grit all over it. Yuck!

So I checked the new chain before I started out for the brothel this
morning, wiped it down and spread a film of CC over the grease. Then I
flexed the plates across the line of travel. GRITGRITGRIT in the side
plates. Make my day. A grit loaded new chain.

And off course a grit loaded new scram power link.

OBS asking whatta I do with the grease may not know what this means at
sunrise before a heavy day and today a ten mile run upwind but off
course.

New scram power links do not come off sans scraming and moaning:unless
yawl been inventive and done ground down some Chinese needle nose to
fit in there for squeezing the little buggers together.

Wall, while listening to T.Boone predict doom on the FM, MR.Cheapo
sprayed gunk bluster onto the scram, carefully catching the runoff ina
papertool before it polluted the environment.Made tea,came back,glared
at the scram for a few moments, and with a sharp pain near my
appendixes began to pry the new expletive deleted together.

Wall dagbnabbit if the little sucker didn't ease together just as
slick as ah you know what!

Sumbitch, I swear. The grease had sucked (will this get past the
censor?) grit into ever crack and crevasse and if run down the road
wudda worn expletive deleted out over the next ten miles.

No grease in Portland! But iffn itsa not gonna rain, grease is cool
for breakin. Grease is fun. But not in the rain.

We're pleased to report no balloon punctures despite the flying
debris!

Huh???

--
David
dja--dot--mail--at--comcast--dot--net

DJA wrote in message ...

Quoted message said:

on 8/25/2004 12:40 PM g.daniels said the following:

Quoted message said:

a new chain grease roadtest and subliminal warning!

Questions asking what do I do with the grease shimano packs into
chains: strip clean and lube with wax as suggested by the wax people
as wax needs a good clean stripped surface for advanced thought ultra
design and engineered wax chain lubes adherence to the metal surface*
or clean and lube with chain oil: are often asked. I asked it
myself! The question is therefore an intelligent question and not to
be ridiculed by experts. Like, there's this stuff right! Does it ship,
as ya canna shipit in oil stupid, and not run or does it… quickly we
proceed into insanity. Obsessing over nothing.
NOTHING??? GNAW! Grease lubes at a very smooth effective breakin
level. The OBS can add CC Epic Synthetic (withlinseed) or whatever to
reduce viscosity for colder climates where the grease drag becomes
onerous for the few days its on the…assuming the dude asking the
question cleans the chain. Figure he can type so he'll clean the
chain. Good luck.

BUTbutbut!(the sharp reader will note this iza new paragraph) A!
peripatetic poster delivered when A new HG50 was planned for my
antique and LO! On leaving the local brothel for a ten mile sprint
home, columnar cumulus moving in from the gulf of m spattered the
pavement after a light rain had washed balloon puncturing grit loose
from enshrinement in said pave's cracks canyons, meteroriting or
mortar ing the grit upward, yawl seen this in slo mo right! You bet!

And the new tight chain and this Tuesday baby is expletive deleted
tight got grit all over it. Yuck!

So I checked the new chain before I started out for the brothel this
morning, wiped it down and spread a film of CC over the grease. Then I
flexed the plates across the line of travel. GRITGRITGRIT in the side
plates. Make my day. A grit loaded new chain.

And off course a grit loaded new scram power link.

OBS asking whatta I do with the grease may not know what this means at
sunrise before a heavy day and today a ten mile run upwind but off
course.

New scram power links do not come off sans scraming and moaning:unless
yawl been inventive and done ground down some Chinese needle nose to
fit in there for squeezing the little buggers together.

Wall, while listening to T.Boone predict doom on the FM, MR.Cheapo
sprayed gunk bluster onto the scram, carefully catching the runoff ina
papertool before it polluted the environment.Made tea,came back,glared
at the scram for a few moments, and with a sharp pain near my
appendixes began to pry the new expletive deleted together.

Wall dagbnabbit if the little sucker didn't ease together just as
slick as ah you know what!

Sumbitch, I swear. The grease had sucked (will this get past the
censor?) grit into ever crack and crevasse and if run down the road
wudda worn expletive deleted out over the next ten miles.

No grease in Portland! But iffn itsa not gonna rain, grease is cool
for breakin. Grease is fun. But not in the rain.

We're pleased to report no balloon punctures despite the flying
debris!

Huh???

Greased chains become excessively gritty when the rain bounces off the road.

Trevor

"Trevor Jeffrey" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

Greased chains become excessively gritty when the rain bounces off the road.

Succinctly put, but not as entertaining as the original.

--
Dave...

Quoted message said:

on 8/25/2004 12:40 PM g.daniels said the following:

a new chain grease roadtest and subliminal warning!

Questions asking what do I do with the grease shimano packs into
chains: strip clean and lube with wax as suggested by the wax people
as wax needs a good clean stripped surface for advanced thought ultra
design and engineered wax chain lubes adherence to the metal surface*
or clean and lube with chain oil: are often asked. I asked it
myself! The question is therefore an intelligent question and not to
be ridiculed by experts. Like, there's this stuff right! Does it ship,
as ya canna shipit in oil stupid, and not run or does it… quickly we
proceed into insanity. Obsessing over nothing.
NOTHING??? GNAW! Grease lubes at a very smooth effective breakin
level. The OBS can add CC Epic Synthetic (withlinseed) or whatever to
reduce viscosity for colder climates where the grease drag becomes
onerous for the few days its on the…assuming the dude asking the
question cleans the chain. Figure he can type so he'll clean the
chain. Good luck.

Quoted message said:

BUTbutbut!(the sharp reader will note this iza new paragraph) A!
peripatetic poster delivered when A new HG50 was planned for my
antique and LO! On leaving the local brothel for a ten mile sprint
home, columnar cumulus moving in from the gulf of m spattered the
pavement after a light rain had washed balloon puncturing grit loose
from enshrinement in said pave's cracks canyons, meteroriting or
mortar ing the grit upward, yawl seen this in slo mo right! You bet!

And the new tight chain and this Tuesday baby is expletive deleted
tight got grit all over it. Yuck!

So I checked the new chain before I started out for the brothel this
morning, wiped it down and spread a film of CC over the grease. Then I
flexed the plates across the line of travel. GRITGRITGRIT in the side
plates. Make my day. A grit loaded new chain.

And off course a grit loaded new scram power link.

OBS asking whatta I do with the grease may not know what this means at
sunrise before a heavy day and today a ten mile run upwind but off
course.

New scram power links do not come off sans scraming and moaning:unless
yawl been inventive and done ground down some Chinese needle nose to
fit in there for squeezing the little buggers together.

Wall, while listening to T.Boone predict doom on the FM, MR.Cheapo
sprayed gunk bluster onto the scram, carefully catching the runoff ina
papertool before it polluted the environment.Made tea,came back,glared
at the scram for a few moments, and with a sharp pain near my
appendixes began to pry the new expletive deleted together.

Wall dagbnabbit if the little sucker didn't ease together just as
slick as ah you know what!

Quoted message said:

Sumbitch, I swear. The grease had sucked (will this get past the
censor?) grit into ever crack and crevasse and if run down the road
wudda worn expletive deleted out over the next ten miles.

No grease in Portland! But iffn itsa not gonna rain, grease is cool
for breakin. Grease is fun. But not in the rain.
We're pleased to report no balloon punctures despite the flying
debris!

YAFF - yet another faux Faulkner
he'll out grow it sooner or later.

jim c said:

Quoted message said:

on 8/25/2004 12:40 PM g.daniels said the following:

[snip]

Quoted message said:

YAFF - yet another faux Faulkner
he'll out grow it sooner or later.

Dear Jim,

I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear the bottoms of my
trousers rolled . . . probably to keep them dry while
walking along the beach, but perhaps to keep them out of the
chain.

Anyway, I can't remember if Faulkner (whom I find dull) ever
mentioned a bicycle, though Heather McDonald wrote a play
called "Faulkner's Bicycle."

Faulkner did mention bicycles in a note scribbled in the
margin of his copy of Lewisohn's "A Modern Book of
Criticism," apparently in an effort to channel g.daniels
commenting on Ulrich's loss:

Note (in Faulkner's hand, p. 74):
"I'll be goddamned if I ever read such a bulging/mess of
sweetness and light in my life. Imagine/a fattish man with a
blond well-nourished moustache/carrying a flash light, and
you've got the picture./What is the matter with these Huns?
They composed/music nice, nice some of their painted
pictures;/but now they cant [sic] even seem to win
bicycle/races with dignity. But I retract: Mr
Ludwig/Lewisohn must have translated this stuff."

http://www.lib.virginia.edu/speccol/collections/faulkner/faulklib.html

So did Faulkner ever mention bicycles in his fiction?

Carl Fogel

yes fewer words. that was not a fewer word morning.
the grit zone is easily experienced->
take your last cup of jamacian blue mountain,jersey cream,and Irish
whiskey,set it outside(the cup stupid) on the drive(bricks i assume)in
a light spritz.
that is what yawl pedalling thru with the grease accumulating the
upchucked grit(mars microbes,remember? talk about meds!!!)grit and
working it down into the side plates: experiment: take a cup of yogurt
with blueberries and mexican fecal material on the bottom and stir it:
LO! the blueberries and fecal material rise to the top.
believe it or that principle actually works in reverse sending grit
into the chain.
the gritssphere is an unseen fog layer.
NO! if you get down and look thru it, giving depth to the upchucked
grit.
LO! yawl will see it! try it.
oh yeah, the metametaphor: noi that's an inside joke. i live in sunny
fla and every public area in a whorsesite! even the church! i actually
cycle ten miles to the library and fight off whorse when i get their.
its a lot like white water canoeing on the colorado.

g.daniels said:

yes fewer words. that was not a fewer word morning.
the grit zone is easily experienced->
take your last cup of jamacian blue mountain,jersey cream,and Irish
whiskey,set it outside(the cup stupid) on the drive(bricks i assume)in
a light spritz.
that is what yawl pedalling thru with the grease accumulating the
upchucked grit(mars microbes,remember? talk about meds!!!)grit and
working it down into the side plates: experiment: take a cup of yogurt
with blueberries and mexican fecal material on the bottom and stir it:
LO! the blueberries and fecal material rise to the top.
believe it or that principle actually works in reverse sending grit
into the chain.
the gritssphere is an unseen fog layer.
NO! if you get down and look thru it, giving depth to the upchucked
grit.
LO! yawl will see it! try it.
oh yeah, the metametaphor: noi that's an inside joke. i live in sunny
fla and every public area in a whorsesite! even the church! i actually
cycle ten miles to the library and fight off whorse when i get their.
its a lot like white water canoeing on the colorado.

And some would deny that aliens from other worlds have arrived on Earth.

--
Tom Sherman

"Trevor Jeffrey" <[email hidden]> wrote in message news:<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

DJA wrote in message ...

Quoted message said:

on 8/25/2004 12:40 PM g.daniels said the following:

Quoted message said:

a new chain grease roadtest and subliminal warning!

Questions asking what do I do with the grease shimano packs into
chains: strip clean and lube with wax as suggested by the wax people
as wax needs a good clean stripped surface for advanced thought ultra
design and engineered wax chain lubes adherence to the metal surface*
or clean and lube with chain oil: are often asked. I asked it
myself! The question is therefore an intelligent question and not to
be ridiculed by experts. Like, there's this stuff right! Does it ship,
as ya canna shipit in oil stupid, and not run or does it? quickly we
proceed into insanity. Obsessing over nothing.
NOTHING??? GNAW! Grease lubes at a very smooth effective breakin
level. The OBS can add CC Epic Synthetic (withlinseed) or whatever to
reduce viscosity for colder climates where the grease drag becomes
onerous for the few days its on the?assuming the dude asking the
question cleans the chain. Figure he can type so he'll clean the
chain. Good luck.

BUTbutbut!(the sharp reader will note this iza new paragraph) A!
peripatetic poster delivered when A new HG50 was planned for my
antique and LO! On leaving the local brothel for a ten mile sprint
home, columnar cumulus moving in from the gulf of m spattered the
pavement after a light rain had washed balloon puncturing grit loose
from enshrinement in said pave's cracks canyons, meteroriting or
mortar ing the grit upward, yawl seen this in slo mo right! You bet!

And the new tight chain and this Tuesday baby is expletive deleted
tight got grit all over it. Yuck!

So I checked the new chain before I started out for the brothel this
morning, wiped it down and spread a film of CC over the grease. Then I
flexed the plates across the line of travel. GRITGRITGRIT in the side
plates. Make my day. A grit loaded new chain.

And off course a grit loaded new scram power link.

OBS asking whatta I do with the grease may not know what this means at
sunrise before a heavy day and today a ten mile run upwind but off
course.

New scram power links do not come off sans scraming and moaning:unless
yawl been inventive and done ground down some Chinese needle nose to
fit in there for squeezing the little buggers together.

Wall, while listening to T.Boone predict doom on the FM, MR.Cheapo
sprayed gunk bluster onto the scram, carefully catching the runoff ina
papertool before it polluted the environment.Made tea,came back,glared
at the scram for a few moments, and with a sharp pain near my
appendixes began to pry the new expletive deleted together.

Wall dagbnabbit if the little sucker didn't ease together just as
slick as ah you know what!

Sumbitch, I swear. The grease had sucked (will this get past the
censor?) grit into ever crack and crevasse and if run down the road
wudda worn expletive deleted out over the next ten miles.

No grease in Portland! But iffn itsa not gonna rain, grease is cool
for breakin. Grease is fun. But not in the rain.

We're pleased to report no balloon punctures despite the flying
debris!

Huh???

Greased chains become excessively gritty when the rain bounces off the road.

Trevor

Not intending any criticism of Trevor, but, having scrolled to this
point (perhaps with an added Google click), even the most ardent
dogmatist might concede that sometimes top posting makes sense.

Peter Storey

new chain grease gives a far better break-in than chain oil or
ugh wax
smoother surfaces, less metal loss, more polish, longer lived running
the grease for a few days or too much grit-flex the side plates 90
degrees to the chain's length.

unless it rains.
off course, if yawl cycle on a billiard table then cycle on.

cleaned the grease off and lubed with epic CC synthetic oil.
rode through a strong afternoon thunderstorm, stronger than the spritz
drizzle spat mentioned in the previuos grease post: strong enough to
wash the grit off the road not fling it upward.
Getting the variables together is a pain but! the Ming Tay tractor
lock mounted on the down tube(for loaded touring balance) took in
enough road grit to require some advance thought before pulling the
lock out from it's holder.
So grit grit grit: the CC epic did not acquire grit as the grease did.
No grit crunchy flexing the side plates across the chain's travel
line.

g.daniels wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

cleaned the grease off and lubed with epic CC synthetic oil.
rode through a strong afternoon thunderstorm, stronger than the spritz
drizzle spat mentioned in the previuos grease post: strong enough to
wash the grit off the road not fling it upward.
Getting the variables together is a pain but! the Ming Tay tractor
lock mounted on the down tube(for loaded touring balance) took in
enough road grit to require some advance thought before pulling the
lock out from it's holder.
So grit grit grit: the CC epic did not acquire grit as the grease did.
No grit crunchy flexing the side plates across the chain's travel
line.

Is this epic cc synthetic oil an oil for motor vehicle engines>?

Trevor

Trevor said:

g.daniels wrote in message
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Quoted message said:

cleaned the grease off and lubed with epic CC synthetic oil.
rode through a strong afternoon thunderstorm, stronger than the spritz
drizzle spat mentioned in the previuos grease post: strong enough to
wash the grit off the road not fling it upward.
Getting the variables together is a pain but! the Ming Tay tractor
lock mounted on the down tube(for loaded touring balance) took in
enough road grit to require some advance thought before pulling the
lock out from it's holder.
So grit grit grit: the CC epic did not acquire grit as the grease did.
No grit crunchy flexing the side plates across the chain's travel
line.

Is this epic cc synthetic oil an oil for motor vehicle engines>?

Trevor

Dear Trevor,

Here's the first thing that Google gave me for "epic cc
oil":

http://cc.cumberlandcollege.edu/acad/rel/hbible/HebrewBible/hbmisc/gilgamsh.htm

Cheers,

Carl Fogel

Trevor said:

g.daniels wrote in message
<[email hidden]>...

Quoted message said:

cleaned the grease off and lubed with epic CC synthetic oil.
rode through a strong afternoon thunderstorm, stronger than the spritz
drizzle spat mentioned in the previuos grease post: strong enough to
wash the grit off the road not fling it upward.
Getting the variables together is a pain but! the Ming Tay tractor
lock mounted on the down tube(for loaded touring balance) took in
enough road grit to require some advance thought before pulling the
lock out from it's holder.
So grit grit grit: the CC epic did not acquire grit as the grease did.
No grit crunchy flexing the side plates across the chain's travel
line.

Is this epic cc synthetic oil an oil for motor vehicle engines>?

Trevor

Dear Trevor,

Here's the first thing that Google gave me for "epic cc
oil":

http://cc.cumberlandcollege.edu/acad/rel/hbible/HebrewBible/hbmisc/gilgamsh.htm

Cheers,

Carl Fogel