Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, Jun 3, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Louisa was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
    One day,the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex
    party in a hotel,and Louisa was among them. The police took them
    outside and had all the prostitutes lined up along the driveway when
    suddenly, Louisa's grandma came around the corner. Grandma asked,
    Why are you standing in line here,dear?" Not willing to let her
    grandmother know the truth, Louisa told her grandmother that the
    were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for
    "That's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself", and she
    proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line
    asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to
    Grandma,he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your
    age? How do you do it?"
    Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear.I just take my
    dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."
    The policeman fainted.


  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Alright, that is officially the worst joke I have ever heard. I honestly have no idea why I'm laughing!