OT but funny

On 19 Mar 2003 17:03:09 GMT, [email hidden] (wafflycathcsdirtycatlitter) in
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new keyboard please!

Told you it was funny 🙂

I had a desire to put on a stern shopper face and insist on seeing the manager
- to drag him off to the rack the mag was on - full of false horror and then fall about laughing
when I pointed out the mag to him 🙂

But I was a good girl.

Cheers, helen s

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Helen. Best laugh I have had all week. Thanks.

Stan Cox

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I was doing the supermarket shopping this afternoon. I was by the magazine stand looking for a
copy of the comic or Cycling Plus. None to be seen,

but

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there was something else that caused me to burst out laughing. You know

how

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lots of mags now come in clear plastic wrapeers as they have supplements, freebies, ads attached -
well, there was this mag "Coarse fishing" in a

clear

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plastic wrapper. The label on the wrapper covered the first two letters of

the

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title of the mag, but the rest stood out very boldly ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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reply!

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keyboaRRRDdd

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Helen. Best laugh I have had all week. Thanks.

Stan Cox

Most welcome.

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Helen. Best laugh I have had all week. Thanks.

Stan Cox

Most welcome.

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Someone on r.b.r just posted the text from the following link. I haven't done likewise following the
recent thread about posting links but will if asked. It's very good and, apparently, credited to
John Cleese.

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I was doing the supermarket shopping this afternoon. I was by the magazine stand looking for a
copy of the comic or Cycling Plus. None to be seen,

but

Quoted message said:

there was something else that caused me to burst out laughing. You know

how

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lots of mags now come in clear plastic wrapeers as they have supplements, freebies, ads attached -
well, there was this mag "Coarse fishing" in a

clear

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plastic wrapper. The label on the wrapper covered the first two letters of

the

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title of the mag, but the rest stood out very boldly ;-)

Would the free gift have been useful for such an enterprise?

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Cheers, helen s

"wafflycathcsdirtycatlitter"

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I had a desire to put on a stern shopper face and insist on seeing the

manager

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- to drag him off to the rack the mag was on - full of false horror and

then

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fall about laughing when I pointed out the mag to him 🙂

But I was a good girl.

Cheers, helen s

Should have done it.
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It's very good and, apparently, credited to John Cleese.

I'd be surprised if it was written by Cleese. It contains too many Americanisms, for one thing.

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I was doing the supermarket shopping this afternoon. I was by the magazine stand looking for a
copy of the comic or Cycling Plus. None to be seen, but there was something else that caused me to
burst out laughing. You know how lots of mags now come in clear plastic wrapeers as they have
supplements, freebies, ads attached - well, there was this mag "Coarse fishing" in a clear plastic
wrapper. The label on the wrapper covered the first two letters of the title of the mag, but the
rest stood out very boldly ;-)

Also to be seen in the same section is the dubiously-named "Total Carp"; good job that front pages
of magazines aren't plagued by the sort of typos that the articles inside often suffer ;-)

David E. Belcher

Dept. of Chemistry, University of York

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Would the free gift have been useful for such an enterprise?

I must admit, I didn't look too closely ;-)

Cheers, helen s

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(David E. Belcher) said:

Also to be seen in the same section is the dubiously-named "Total Carp"; good job that front pages
of magazines aren't plagued by the sort of typos that the articles inside often suffer ;-)

Seen it & laughed at it too.

I read in the paper a few days ago that a judge or magistrate threw out a jury member because he or
she was wearing a FCUK T-shirt.

James

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