A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there, miserably, in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out... and ate him.
Moral of the story: 1) Not everyone who [censored] on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of the [censored] is your friend.
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there, miserably, in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out... and ate him.
Moral of the story: 1) Not everyone who [censored] on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of the [censored] is your friend.
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shut.
This was cute about 7 years ago when it first made the joke- list rounds.
Bill "and WTF does Confucius (note spelling) have to do with it?" S.
Confucious say, man who farts in church sits in own pew.
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there, miserably, in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out... and ate him.
Moral of the story: 1) Not everyone who [censored] on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of the [censored] is your friend.
Confucious say, constipated mathematician work it out with pencil
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Confucious say, man who farts in church sits in own pew.
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there, miserably, in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out... and ate him.
Moral of the story: 1) Not everyone who [censored] on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of the [censored] is your friend.
