[OT] Joke

[Zog The Undeniable]

Man goes into a pub with a piece of black tarmac under one arm and a
piece of green tarmac under the other.

"Two pints of lager, please."
"Why two pints?", asks the barman.
"One for me and one for the road."
"What about the other bit of road", asks the barman.
"Oh no, you don't want to serve him, he's a psyclepath."

 

[Mark Tranchant]

Zog The Undeniable wrote:
> Man goes into a pub...

....with a lollipop under one arm and a purple sweet under the other.

"Two pints of lager, please."
"Why two pints?", asks the barman.
"One for me and one for the lolly."
"What about the other sweet", asks the barman.
"Oh no, you don't want to serve him, he's flippin' menthol."

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Mark.
http://tranchant.plus.com/

 

[Simon Mason]

"Zog The Undeniable" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:438f49d5.0@entanet...
> Man goes into a pub with a piece of black tarmac under one arm and a piece
> of green tarmac under the other.

Why does this man want two halves?

http://www.swldxer.co.uk/bitter.wma

--
Simon Mason
http://www.simonmason.karoo.net