OT: One Shot, One Kill

"John Hanson" <[email hidden]> wrote

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"David Cohen" <[email hidden]> wrote

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"John Hanson" <[email hidden]> wrote

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I had to explain to Buddy that "puppies" can't hunt deer earlier today
while I was getting ready. He was bummed out and knew he wasn't going
when I took the .30-06 out of the safe. But, he's happier than a lark
with that deer in my garage now. He's been basically giving me the
canine version of the "hell yeah!" ever since I pulled that deer out
of the back of my pickup. He even ate a little chunk of fat from the
abdominal area that I pulled out when cleaning her up with the garden
hose.

Maybe you should develop a deer hunting dog breed. Something that has a
good
nose for tracking, does so silently, locates the deer, and then points.

Hmmm...cross a Dogo Argentino with a Pointer. Throw in a little Lab for
general goofy friendliness.

The Hanson Dogointer. AKC acceptance pending.

We aren't allowed to use dogs to hunt deer in Minnesota. But, the
idea intrigues me.

I assume the regulation against using dogs is to prevent pack hunting:
sending a bunch of Dogos, or deer-trained Coonhounds, or American Bulldogs,
to track down, and then run down, the deer. I can understand using that
method on predators, or dangerous game, but it would be pretty cruel on a
deer.

Your use of a Hanson Dogointer would be entirely different. You could
probably defend its use, in court, when they charged you with hunting with a
dog.

I think it would be worth it 🙂

David

TheMrRobottow said:

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Maybe you should develop a deer hunting dog breed. Something that has a good
nose for tracking, does so silently, locates the deer, and then points.

Hanscums dog would hump the deers leg, like it does to him at home
(even Hanscum needs love too)

This is what you sit around fantasizing about? Your parents must so proud.

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 03:07:49 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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It would be a welcome change from the sheep, right?

No, dogs have worms, and trust me on this, they're no fun...

Really? You know I am talking about a *female* dog, right?

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David Cohen said:

I assume the regulation against using dogs is to prevent pack hunting:
sending a bunch of Dogos, or deer-trained Coonhounds, or American Bulldogs,
to track down, and then run down, the deer. I can understand using that
method on predators, or dangerous game, but it would be pretty cruel on a
deer.

Not to mention that it'd totally ruin the meat...
Seriously. It would be very stupid for that reason alone.

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Your use of a Hanson Dogointer would be entirely different. You could
probably defend its use, in court, when they charged you with hunting with a
dog.

I think it would be worth it 🙂

David

--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

David Cohen said:

Your use of a Hanson Dogointer

That's when Hanscums 2" boner stands up?

On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 03:11:14 +0800, spodosaurus

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This is what you sit around fantasizing about? Your parents must so proud.

No, actually I fantasize about you blowing his dog while he humps the
dogs [censored] with his 2" weiner.

On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 05:41:40 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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Really? You know I am talking about a *female* dog, right?

O h sorry, I didn't know you went "straight" on me...

On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 03:01:27 +0800, spodosaurus

spodosaurus@_yahoo_.com said:

Yeah, just one season,

I never said that. Left alone, they'd eventually be limited by
available food.

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 05:41:40 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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Really? You know I am talking about a *female* dog, right?

O h sorry, I didn't know you went "straight" on me...

As you get to know me better, you will soon realize that when it comes to
bestiality, I walk the line.

On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:02:55 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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As you get to know me better, you will soon realize that when it comes to
bestiality, I walk the line.

Johhny Cash did that, didn't he?

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:02:55 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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As you get to know me better, you will soon realize that when it comes to
bestiality, I walk the line.

Johhny Cash did that, didn't he?

A lot of people don't know that about Cash. He not only loved animals but he
*loved* animals

On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 08:18:19 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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A lot of people don't know that about Cash. He not only loved animals but he
*loved* animals

Male or female?

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote

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David Cohen said:

I assume the regulation against using dogs is to prevent pack hunting:
sending a bunch of Dogos, or deer-trained Coonhounds, or American
Bulldogs,
to track down, and then run down, the deer. I can understand using that
method on predators, or dangerous game, but it would be pretty cruel on a
deer.

Not to mention that it'd totally ruin the meat...
Seriously. It would be very stupid for that reason alone.

I be confused. How would dog pack hunting ruin meat? Dogs that hunt in this
manner either corner/tree the game, waiting for the hunter to kill it, or,
in the example of American Bulldogs hunting wild boar, catch and hold the
pig, but do not kill or eat it.

'Splain yourself!

David

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"OmManiPadmeOmelet" <[email hidden]> wrote

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David Cohen said:

I assume the regulation against using dogs is to prevent pack hunting:
sending a bunch of Dogos, or deer-trained Coonhounds, or American
Bulldogs,
to track down, and then run down, the deer. I can understand using that
method on predators, or dangerous game, but it would be pretty cruel on
a
deer.

Not to mention that it'd totally ruin the meat...
Seriously. It would be very stupid for that reason alone.

I be confused. How would dog pack hunting ruin meat? Dogs that hunt in
this manner either corner/tree the game, waiting for the hunter to kill
it, or, in the example of American Bulldogs hunting wild boar, catch and
hold the pig, but do not kill or eat it.

'Splain yourself!

David

I don't like your tone of voice. Om is a good friend of mine. If he says
"the dog will ruin the meat" - I assure you that would be the case.

On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 11:43:39 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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If he says
"the dog will ruin the meat" - I assure you that would be the case.

Uh no, the CHASE ruins the meat, not the dog.

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 11:43:39 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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If he says
"the dog will ruin the meat" - I assure you that would be the case.

Uh no, the CHASE ruins the meat, not the dog.

You're splitting 'hares' here.

On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 12:22:07 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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You're splitting 'hares' here.

If my cat chased down the deer it'd still be spolied meat, and the dog
wouldn't have anything to do with it.
Oh "hares" I get it hahaha

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On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 12:22:07 +1000, "David" <[email hidden]>

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You're splitting 'hares' here.

If my cat chased down the deer it'd still be spolied meat, and the dog
wouldn't have anything to do with it.
Oh "hares" I get it hahaha

With all due respect, however, is what you are saying that if the animal has
a good run, the meat is not worth eating? All freaking animals run all the
freaking time-at least every day -

On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 19:00:16 GMT, "David Cohen"
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I assume the regulation against using dogs is to prevent pack hunting:
sending a bunch of Dogos, or deer-trained Coonhounds, or American Bulldogs,
to track down, and then run down, the deer. I can understand using that
method on predators, or dangerous game, but it would be pretty cruel on a
deer.

Not only is hunting deer with dogs illegal, it's perfectly legal to
shoot a dog chasing a deer.

Dogs Pursuing Big Game
No persons may allow their dog to chase or kill big game.
Between January 1 and July 14 a dog that is observed wounding,
killing, or pursuing in a way that endangers big game may be killed by
any person. A peace officer or conservation officer may kill a dog
that endangers big game at any time of the year. The officer or person
is not liable for damages for killing the dog.

In Cheeseland, only a conservation officer can shoot a dog pursuing
deer.

On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 19:00:16 GMT, "David Cohen"
<[email hidden]> wrote in misc.fitness.weights:

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I assume the regulation against using dogs is to prevent pack hunting:
sending a bunch of Dogos, or deer-trained Coonhounds, or American Bulldogs,
to track down, and then run down, the deer. I can understand using that
method on predators, or dangerous game, but it would be pretty cruel on a
deer.

Not only is hunting deer with dogs illegal, it's perfectly legal to
shoot a dog chasing a deer.

Dogs Pursuing Big Game
No persons may allow their dog to chase or kill big game.
Between January 1 and July 14 a dog that is observed wounding,
killing, or pursuing in a way that endangers big game may be killed by
any person. A peace officer or conservation officer may kill a dog
that endangers big game at any time of the year. The officer or person
is not liable for damages for killing the dog.

In Cheeseland, only a conservation officer can shoot a dog pursuing
deer.