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  1. Original post
    Shaun Rimmer
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    Q:

    How do you stop a monkey from climbing Blackpool Tower? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
    R:

    Take it to Southport!

    S:

    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
    T:

    Because it was dead!

    ',;~}

    Thank you folks, have a good weekend!

    Shaun aRe

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  2. Simon
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    "Shaun Rimmer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    | Q:
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    | How do you stop a monkey from climbing Blackpool Tower?
    A:
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    | Take it to Southport!
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    | Q:
    |
    | Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    | . .
    | A:
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    | Because it was dead!
    |
    | ',;~}
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    | Thank you folks, have a good weekend!
    |
    | Shaun aRe

    Why did the monkey get dirty?

    Cos it had no fenders on its bike ;o)

    Simon....have a good one too shaun

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  3. Cinder Girl
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    Why did Rimmer cross the street?

    Cause we were all throwing eggs at him.

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  4. Stephen Baker
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    CG said:

    Why did Rimmer cross the street?

    Cause we were all throwing eggs at him.

    Hard-boiled or soft? It makes a difference.............

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  5. Cinder Girl
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    "Stephen Baker" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:
    CG said:

    Why did Rimmer cross the street?

    Cause we were all throwing eggs at him.

    Hard-boiled or soft? It makes a difference.............

    I think he deserves the soft. Makes more mess on impact.

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  6. Shaun Rimmer
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    Simon <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    "Shaun Rimmer" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
    "]news:[email hidden]...
    | Q:
    |
    | How do you stop a monkey from climbing Blackpool Tower?
    A:
    |
    | Take it to Southport!
    |
    |
    |
    | Q:
    |
    | Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    | . .
    | A:
    |
    | Because it was dead!
    |
    | ',;~}
    |
    | Thank you folks, have a good weekend!
    |
    | Shaun aRe

    Why did the monkey get dirty?

    Cos it had no fenders on its bike ;o)

    Hell fire and brimstone and treacle Si, are you _ever_ gonna let it go?!?!?!? ',;~}

    Quoted message said:

    Simon....have a good one too shaun

    I did, ta, despite feeling like I was dying of several fatal diseases at once.

    Shaun aRe, proprietor "Snot Rockets R Us!"

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  7. Shaun Rimmer
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    Cinder Girl <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:


    Why did Rimmer cross the street?

    Cause we were all throwing eggs at him.

    I like eggs. Were you on the other side of the street to me then?

    Shaun aRe

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  8. Shaun Rimmer
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    Stephen Baker <[email hidden]> wrote in message
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    Quoted message said:

    CG says:

    Quoted message said:

    I think he deserves the soft. Makes more mess on impact.

    I'll go along with that!

    Why for you all be so mean to me?

    Shaun aRe

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