OT: Some Friday LAFFS For "cybercat" :-)

On Apr 27, 12:25�am, "Gregory Morrow" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Enjoy, LUV...!!!

xoxoxo
Greg   ;-D

Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one
finger. to get off!"

I like that one, but to merit the last three words I think it would
need to be Dykes. hehe

dike
noun
1 : an artificial watercourse : DITCH
2 a : a bank usually of earth constructed to control or confine
water : LEVEE b : a barrier preventing passage especially of something
undesirable
3 a : a raised causeway b : a tabular body of igneous rock that has
been injected while molten into a fissure
---

Sheldon

Sheldon said:

Quoted message said:

Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one
finger. to get off!"

Quoted message said:

I like that one, but to merit the last three words I think it would need
to be Dykes. hehe

dike

<snip definition>

No, the joke is making a play on words. It's referring to Nike, the
well-known maker of athletic shoes, i.e., Nike + dyke = Dike.

Your version misses out on that layer of humor.

Bob

Puester said:

Greg Morrow posted some trash.

Very inappropriate, Greg.

If you want to trade lesbian jokes with Cybercat, I'd prefer (and I'm
sure other posters might agree) you do it via email. ICK.

gloria p

I agree. This constant bashing of cybercat is getting really annoying,
regardless of whether it consists of "jokes" or not.

Jill

On Apr 27, 5:52 pm, "Bob Terwilliger" <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz>

Quoted message said:

Sheldon said:

Quoted message said:

Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one
finger. to get off!"

I like that one, but to merit the last three words I think it would need
to be Dykes. hehe

Quoted message said:

dike

<snip definition>

No, the joke is making a play on words. It's referring to Nike, the
well-known maker of athletic shoes, i.e., Nike + dyke = Dike.

Your version misses out on that layer of humor.

Bob

Err no the joke is lame since Nike and dyke are not pronounce at all
the same.

John Kane said:

Err no the joke is lame since Nike and dyke are not pronounce at all
the same.

Ahhh, you beat me to that point! Thus, the joke was incredibly lame to
begin with (as was most of the list). Boring ...

Really, really old Greggy -- and not even funny. I really could do
without all the recycled [censored]. Keep it off list, please. I am starting
to believe you really are just a little 14 year old fan boi. Find a
list your own intellectual age, please.

--Lin

"jmcquown" <[email hidden]> wrote in message
news:[email hidden]...

Quoted message said:

Puester said:

Greg Morrow posted some trash.

Very inappropriate, Greg.

If you want to trade lesbian jokes with Cybercat, I'd prefer (and I'm
sure other posters might agree) you do it via email. ICK.

gloria p

I agree. This constant bashing of cybercat is getting really annoying,
regardless of whether it consists of "jokes" or not.

Jill

Jealous?

Bob Terwilliger said:

Sheldon said:

Quoted message said:

Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one
finger.    to get off!"

I like that one, but to merit the last three words I think it would need
to be Dykes. hehe

Quoted message said:

dike

<snip definition>

No, the joke is making a play on words. It's referring to Nike, the
well-known maker of athletic shoes, i.e., Nike + dyke = Dike.

Your version misses out on that layer of humor.

Nonsense. My play on words is much better... you didn't get it and I
ain't telling you.

On 27 Apr 2007 16:52:01 -0500, "Bob Terwilliger"

virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz said:

Nike + dyke = Dike.

Your version misses out on that layer of humor.

Bob

You live in California, yet you say Nyke? It's
Nykee. End of story. Go to the end of the line.

--
See return address to reply by email

Puester said:

Greg Morrow posted some trash.

Very inappropriate, Greg.

If you want to trade lesbian jokes with Cybercat, I'd prefer (and I'm
sure other posters might agree) you do it via email. ICK.

It's marked OT, Gloria, and in any case is certainly no worse than
that lame "Chuckle of the day" which is a daily feature here...

What do you have against lesbians? They like to laugh too, donchya
know...

--
Best
Greg

jmcquown said:

Puester said:

Greg Morrow posted some trash.

Quoted message said:

Very inappropriate, Greg.

Quoted message said:

If you want to trade lesbian jokes with Cybercat, I'd prefer (and I'm
sure other posters might agree) you do it via email. ICK.

Quoted message said:

gloria p

I agree. This constant bashing of cybercat is getting really annoying,
regardless of whether it consists of "jokes" or not.

[Keeping my comments short because Jill I know is probably busy with
her third chat of the day already...]

Very well then, Jill, don't expect me to rush to your defense anymore
when cybertwot or others here call you a whiny unemployed middle - age
loser...

:-)

--
Best
Greg

Lin said:

John Kane said:

Err no the joke is lame since Nike and dyke are not pronounce at all
the same.

Ahhh, you beat me to that point! Thus, the joke was incredibly lame to
begin with (as was most of the list). Boring ...

Really, really old Greggy -- and not even funny. I really could do
without all the recycled [censored]. Keep it off list, please. I am starting
to believe you really are just a little 14 year old fan boi. Find a
list your own intellectual age, please.

--Lin

i didn't like greg's jokes either, but i like this from redd foxx:
they got a new breakfast cereal out called queerios. they don't even
sell 'em, they just eat each other.

your pal,
blake

blake murphy said:

Lin said:

John Kane wrote:

Quoted message said:

Quoted message said:

Err no the joke is lame since Nike and dyke are not pronounce at all
the same.

Quoted message said:

Ahhh, you beat me to that point! Thus, the joke was incredibly lame to
begin with (as was most of the list). Boring ...

Quoted message said:

Really, really old Greggy -- and not even funny. I really could do
without all the recycled [censored]. Keep it off list, please. I am starting
to believe you really are just a little 14 year old fan boi. Find a
list your own intellectual age, please.

Quoted message said:

--Lin

i didn't like greg's jokes either, but i like this from redd foxx:
they got a new breakfast cereal out called queerios. they don't even
sell 'em, they just eat each other.

:-)

Q: What is a can of open tuna on a lesbian's kitchen counter called?

A: Potpourri

[and just who is this "Lin", never saw her before...another "shape -
shifter" or just a clueless noobie...???]

--
Best
Greg

Gregory Morrow said:

jmcquown said:

Puester said:

Greg Morrow posted some trash.

Quoted message said:

Very inappropriate, Greg.

Quoted message said:

If you want to trade lesbian jokes with Cybercat, I'd prefer (and
I'm sure other posters might agree) you do it via email. ICK.

Quoted message said:

gloria p

I agree. This constant bashing of cybercat is getting really
annoying, regardless of whether it consists of "jokes" or not.

[Keeping my comments short because Jill I know is probably busy with
her third chat of the day already...]

Nope, not even close!

Quoted message said:

Very well then, Jill, don't expect me to rush to your defense anymore
when cybertwot or others here call you a whiny unemployed middle - age
loser...

:-)

Greg, I appreciate your defense of me, I really do. But I've had him/her
and many others killfiled for a long time. I only see those replies because
folks like you continue to reply. Besides, they are just jealous because
although I'm unemployed I don't seem to be in any rush to find work, do I?
Sure, I'd like to and yes, I apply for jobs. But the thing is, I don't
*have to* 🙂

Jill