Owwwoooo mah achin' ballz!!

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Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? I think all them years of
hard riding are finally catching up with me (LOL) -- would y'all please recommend something like,
I dunno, special seats, seat posts, underwear, shocks, etc.?? What's the science on this
unfortunate "occupational hazard", anyway? Links, citations, please?

Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will!

That you, Brock?

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Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? I think all them years of
hard riding are finally catching up with me (LOL) -- would y'all please recommend something like,
I dunno, special seats, seat posts, underwear, shocks, etc.?? What's the science on this
unfortunate "occupational hazard", anyway? Links, citations, please?

Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will!

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Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? I think all them years of
hard riding are finally catching up with me (LOL) -- would y'all please recommend something like,
I dunno, special seats, seat posts, underwear, shocks, etc.?? What's the science on this
unfortunate "occupational hazard", anyway? Links, citations, please?

Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will!

For off-road bike: Big tires High TPI tires Low tire pressures Full suspension (preferably coil)
Carbon seat post WTB Rocket V Laser saddle Performance Gel shorts Stand up once in a while

For road bikes, I don't know. Just thinking about them makes my posterior sore.

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Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? I think all them years of
hard riding are finally catching up with me (LOL) -- would y'all please recommend something
like, I dunno,

special

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seats, seat posts, underwear, shocks, etc.?? What's the science on this unfortunate "occupational
hazard", anyway? Links, citations, please?

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Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? I think all them years of
hard riding are finally catching up with me (LOL)

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For off-road bike: Carbon seat post

...or, good suspension post like a Thud Buster or Tricky [censored].

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Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? I think all them years of
hard riding are finally catching up with me (LOL) -- would y'all please recommend something like,
I dunno, special seats, seat posts, underwear, shocks, etc.?? What's the science on this
unfortunate "occupational hazard", anyway? Links, citations, please?

Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will!

If you are trying to be funny, I have nothing to add. If you are serious, you need to explain your
problem. Most cases of crotch problems simply require fine tuning your position and possibly a
saddle change. As far as your statement, "all them years of hard riding" is concerned, you need to
get this saddle problem sorted out before putting the big miles in. Once the problem is solved, big
miles are very easy on male hardware. During the early season when you are adding time in the saddle
to your schedule, your ass does get used to the rest. That is really the only area that should be
uncomfortable for a while.

I have never had problems with my crotch.

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Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? I think all them years of
hard riding are finally catching up with me (LOL) -- would y'all please recommend something like,
I dunno, special seats, seat posts, underwear, shocks, etc.?? What's the science on this
unfortunate "occupational hazard", anyway? Links, citations, please?

Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will!

Try not to sit on them.

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Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? I think all them years of
hard riding are finally catching up with me (LOL) -- would y'all please recommend something
like, I dunno, special seats, seat posts, underwear, shocks, etc.?? What's the science on this
unfortunate "occupational hazard", anyway? Links, citations, please?

Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will!

May be cancer, have your balls checked by a professional!

Dashii

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I have never had problems with my crotch.

At least not cycling related problems anyway...

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(LOL) -- would y'all please recommend something like, I dunno,

special

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seats, seat posts, underwear, shocks, etc.?? What's the science

on

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this unfortunate "occupational hazard", anyway? Links,

citations,

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will!

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May be cancer, have your balls checked by a professional!

Sounds like carniverous worms to me.

See a doctor.

In rec.bicycles.misc Newsgroup Poster <[email hidden]> wrote:
: Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? I think all them years of
: hard riding are finally catching up with me (LOL) -- would y'all please recommend something like,
: I dunno, special seats, seat posts, underwear, shocks, etc.?? What's the science on this
: unfortunate "occupational hazard", anyway? Links, citations, please?

1. Wear padded shorts.
2. Check that you have a good fit on the bike. Double check. Consult a professional. Change the bike
if you must.
3. Consider that recumbents don't put pressure on the crotch.

PS. I removed all the silly crossposting, followups to rec.bicycles.misc

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Cross posting SPAM. Obviously not a serious post.

Sent from an anonymous news group poster.

Don't waste your time with a serious reply

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Cross posting SPAM. Obviously not a serious post.

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Don't waste your time with a serious reply

None offered, non deserved.

PLONK

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Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling?

If ye has ye balls mounted that far down, they're probably being crushed between ye thighs.

No cycling seat will help you, much less any chair you will ever find. Why don't ya just whack the
old family jewels off? At least you'll be able to cycle. 🙂_

Dave

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Cross posting SPAM. Obviously not a serious post.

Sent from an anonymous news group poster.

Don't waste your time with a serious reply

None offered, non deserved.

PLONK

Ah, apparently the net nannie meeting just ended.

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Aren't you obliged to follow up with:

"Oh - and *you're welcome*"?

That's the Nick Burn's "Your Company's Computer Guy"... different d00d 😉

I think its's Troy.

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Hey, what do you he-men out there do about your crotch while cycling? I think all them years of
hard riding are finally catching up with me (LOL) -- would y'all please recommend something like, I
dunno, special seats, seat posts, underwear, shocks, etc.?? What's the science on this unfortunate
"occupational hazard", anyway? Links, citations, please?

Just think...future generations will thank you! I certainly will!

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