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[classic1]

Give me money and I'll see what I can do about the above. I'm getting on the bandwagon. I'm not typing this from Nigeria so its legitimate. You can trust me.

 

[Wilchemy]

LOL

Cool, it's good to have a contact we can trust. I need one of these.....

Do you want cash up front or do you just need my credit card details?

 

[classic1]

Its obvous where you swipe the credit card.

 

[Wilchemy]

Might take a few tries to get it though.....

 

[Hitchy]

I need all of the above .....but i aint sending you any money until you also tell me that I've won an overseas lottery that I've never entered, had some long lost relative die & leave me 'mullions', or you wanna smuggle billions of Nigerian Oil money into my account...c'mon, you know you wanna!

 

[classic1]

I have to keep my 'excellent honest top quality original products/hot Russian bride make sexy time with you' spam above all the dishonest 'cheap Bangladeshi knock-off products and ugly Kazak and Uzbek mail order bride with festering bungholes and herpes' spam.

You can't trust them bastards but you can trust me.

 

[classic1]

That Ward17 dude forgot to bump my totally legitimate spam thread. You pay cash I do you good deal. Totally legitimate. You can trust me. I sell you woman. Genuine 18yo virgin. From Frankston if you can believe that. Last one available in whole town. Hurry hurry for this never to be repeated offer. Rarer than dodo ****. Get it while it lasts.

 

[62vette]

Genuine 18yo virgin. From Frankston if you can believe that.

So what deformities does she have?

 

[62vette]

And if she's not good enough for her family, she's not good enough for me

 

[classic1]

So what deformities does she have?

Doesn't matter. The cherry popped yesterday. She's a demo model now.

 

[Thylacine]

Some long lost relative die & leave me 'mullions'

Thats like $877,062.158 Aussie, ay bro!

 

[matagi]

I was wondering why you were all so restrained during my absence, now I see you were just trying to be sneaky and conceal the evidence.

Nice to know you're all still the non-PC dirty old men you always were.

 

[classic1]

Do you always look at the **** threads ma! I just knew you checked them out on the sly.

 

[matagi]

Blame Thylo!

 

[Thylacine]

Blame Thylo!

My post-age brings all the girls to the yarrrrrrrd

 

[classic1]

Thylo, I can sell you some cheap Russian Ti tubing. Same as Ernesto uses. Those Colnago ti frames are so awesome. Interested? I'll even throw in some depleted uranium. Its actually alloyed in the ti tubing, but you get it for nothing.

 

[Thylacine]

Awesome!

Does that mean I can glow-in-the-dark for those night commutes?

 

[classic1]

Its all good. It will probably even make your aggots glow eventually. Farkin great party trick. Depleted uranium is perfectly safe, but if you want any more kids you better get cracking just in case.

 

[matagi]

Alternatively, he could freeze some and use the old turkey-baster trick in the future.