penmart carnage and humor

In article <[email hidden]>,

jay said:

It used to be fun to drop in for a dose of Penmart01 aka Sheldon.
What happened?

j

Sign into the right threads..... ;-)

Current one is "skate wings".

Cheers!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

jay said:

It used to be fun to drop in for a dose of Penmart01 aka Sheldon.
What happened?

Everything worthwhile leaked out of that gigantic hole in his head...

All he has left is plagiarism, copyright theft, misinformation, nazi
prejudice and insane vituperation. Other than that, he's a wonderful
human being.

No, seriously...

Pastorio

Bob (this one) said:

jay said:

It used to be fun to drop in for a dose of Penmart01 aka Sheldon.
What happened?

Everything worthwhile leaked out of that gigantic hole in his head...

All he has left is plagiarism, copyright theft, misinformation, nazi
prejudice and insane vituperation. Other than that, he's a wonderful
human being.

No, seriously...

Pastorio

LOL, you're just jealous that in spite of everything people still look
for him and his posts over yours.

Goomba38 said:

LOL, you're just jealous that in spite of everything people still look
for him and his posts over yours.

Couldn't be any more obvious what an envious worm he is... how he keeps
chasing my ass hoping for a sniff of my [censored]... pissorghettio is the
kind of internet NEWBIE low life LYING guido scum can make you ashamed
to be Italian.

Sheldon

In article <[email hidden]>,

Goomba38 said:

Bob (this one) said:

jay said:

It used to be fun to drop in for a dose of Penmart01 aka Sheldon.
What happened?

Everything worthwhile leaked out of that gigantic hole in his head...

All he has left is plagiarism, copyright theft, misinformation, nazi
prejudice and insane vituperation. Other than that, he's a wonderful
human being.

No, seriously...

Pastorio

LOL, you're just jealous that in spite of everything people still look
for him and his posts over yours.

I would not go that far. ;-)
I read both of them...

I actually have several favorite posters.
Pastorio and Sheldon are just 2 of them.

Cheers!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson

Sheldon said:

kind of internet NEWBIE low life LYING guido scum can make you ashamed
to be Italian.

Sheldon

Don't push it. LOL

Goomba38 said:

Sheldon said:

kind of internet NEWBIE low life LYING guido scum can make you ashamed
to be Italian.

Sheldon

Don't push it. LOL

Okay, let's put it another way... you know how the guido maffioso types
are a blight on their lansmen, well he's the proverbial loud mouthed
blustery buffoon, can actually envision his wild gesticulation in his
long winded rants... the immature schmuck never learned that gross
verbiage signifies gross insecurity, when ya don't know what you're
jabbering about take a few phrases out of context and drown em with
quantity. He truly epitomizes a guido, with some luigi thrown in.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido

Sheldon

Goomba38 said:

Bob (this one) said:

jay said:

It used to be fun to drop in for a dose of Penmart01 aka Sheldon.
What happened?

Everything worthwhile leaked out of that gigantic hole in his head...

All he has left is plagiarism, copyright theft, misinformation, nazi
prejudice and insane vituperation. Other than that, he's a wonderful
human being.

No, seriously...

Pastorio

LOL, you're just jealous that in spite of everything people still look
for him and his posts over yours.

<LOL> I didn't actually think you could post yet more stupid things than
you have in the past. But here you are showing me just how wrong I can
be in underestimating your shallowness...

You talk the same kind of [censored] Shecky does when he says that others have
never cooked anything or that they've never eaten certain things. Just
like him, you, in your equally moronic way, try to speak for more than
yourself. As if you could know what the multitudes think...

You keep defending him in his insane Nazi rants - ignoring them. You
laugh (so you post) at his vicious characterizations and his sexual
obsessions. No matter how many times you come after me, Sheldon is still
demented. No matter how many times you come after me, he's still a
pig-bigot. No matter how many times you come after me, he still steals
other people's work and ideas and tries to claim them for himself. No
matter how many times you come after me, he'll still think that Google
confers expertise on him.

You're worse than he is because you can't grasp the malice he carries.

Pastorio

Goomba38 said:

Sheldon said:

kind of internet NEWBIE low life LYING guido scum can make you ashamed
to be Italian.

Sheldon

Don't push it. LOL

Oh, yeah. LOL. Anti-Italian, mad-dog vomitus like he spews is funny.
LOL. Everybody join in... LOL

Stand up, Goomba, and lead the laughter. LOL...

Goomba is a corruption of "compare" - the originally Italian, now
Italian-American, Neapolitan-dialect word for "old friend." In some
contexts, it can mean godfather or accomplice, compatriot.

"Don't push it." Like he hasn't, doesn't and will continue to. Like he
hasn't already explained in many, many posts what he thinks of Italians.
Sure, Goomba, LOL...

Stick to the shallow end of the pool where you belong...

Pastorio

Sheldon said:

Goomba38 said:

Sheldon said:

kind of internet NEWBIE low life LYING guido scum can make you ashamed
to be Italian.

Sheldon

Don't push it. LOL

Right. LOL. Very funny stuff. LOL... Cheer him on, Goomba. LOL. Maybe
he'll say more about Italians. LOL...

Oh, look. He's saying more about Italians...

Quoted message said:

Okay, let's put it another way... you know how the guido maffioso types
are a blight on their lansmen, well he's the proverbial loud mouthed
blustery buffoon, can actually envision his wild gesticulation in his
long winded rants... the immature schmuck never learned that gross
verbiage signifies gross insecurity, when ya don't know what you're
jabbering about take a few phrases out of context and drown em with
quantity. He truly epitomizes a guido, with some luigi thrown in.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido

Well, Goomba baby, we can certainly see where your hero Sheldon
restrained himself. Boy, when you say, "Don't push it," he snaps right
to attention and does exactly what you say. No more anti-Italian stuff
from him. Nossiree. Sheldon shows his warm and caring side.

You're a fine pair, the two of you. He talks vile ugliness and you LOL.
If you're indeed of Italian extraction as your name implies, you're the
target waving arms to make sure the shot is accurate. Idiot...

Together you don't have the IQ of one subnormal human.

Pastorio

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

jay said:

It used to be fun to drop in for a dose of Penmart01 aka Sheldon.
What happened?

j

Sign into the right threads..... ;-)

Current one is "skate wings".

That's another thread I've KFed.

--

Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.

Goomba38 said:

LOL, you're just jealous that in spite of everything people still look
for him and his posts over yours.

But of course, I'm entertaining, and he's just another of the many
bitter kvetchs that slithered into rfc, who has yet to offer anything
of any redeeming value... just a perpetual [censored] and moaning
machine. He's just incapable of getting it... if he stuck his tongue
into his throat as far I stick my tongue into my cheek his tongue would
come out his ass. Oh, it does! hehe

And the ignoranus actually thinks he insults me with his Shecky-isms...
pasta putz doesn't realize ('cause he's too friggin' ignorant) it's the
ultimate compliment (to me) to liken me to Shecky Green... like what
other Shecky is there. DUH!

Far, far glibber [censored] mouths have over the years used precisely the
same tact (talk about plagerize) of attempting to dissuade other
rfc'ers from enjoying my posts, all have failed miserably and are long
gone... and guess what, I'm still here, continuously... the harder he
tries the more he embarrasses himself, which of course only escalates
the rate at which he will meet his demise.

I do not plagerize anything... I am the ORIGINAL... and pissghetti for
brains (and yes, he's a WOP) can't abide that. He won't last long,
none of my detractors do... and then yet another Iron Dad will slither
in.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .

Sheldon (are we having fun yet) Martin

Sheldon said:

Goomba38 said:

LOL, you're just jealous that in spite of everything people still
look for him and his posts over yours.

But of course, I'm entertaining,

Much like driving past a terrible car accident with body parts strewn
across the highway. It's desperately ugly, vomitously nauseating, but
still arresting in it perverse intensity.

Right. Entertaining. For a sufficiently trivial value of entertainment.

Quoted message said:

and he's just another of the many bitter kvetchs that slithered into
rfc, who has yet to offer anything of any redeeming value...

<LOL> More Sheckyisms. Never mind the reality...

Quoted message said:

just a perpetual [censored] and moaning machine. He's just incapable
of getting it... if he stuck his tongue into his throat as far I
stick my tongue into my cheek his tongue would come out his ass. Oh,
it does! hehe

<LOL> This will be the caption on the picture of Cookie Katz on the
www.dementedoldfool.com home page...

Quoted message said:

And the ignoranus actually thinks he insults me with his
Shecky-isms... pasta putz doesn't realize ('cause he's too friggin'
ignorant) it's the ultimate compliment (to me) to liken me to Shecky
Green... like what other Shecky is there. DUH!

<LOL> Duh indeed. You have to be the only human on earth who hasn't
heard that Shecky is a common nickname for Sheldon.

Compliment. <LOL>

Quoted message said:

Far, far glibber [censored] mouths have over the years used precisely the
same tact (talk about plagerize)

Um, tack. Er, plagiarize.

Quoted message said:

of attempting to dissuade other rfc'ers from enjoying my posts, all
have failed miserably and are long gone... and guess what, I'm still
here, continuously... the harder he tries the more he embarrasses
himself, which of course only escalates the rate at which he will
meet his demise.

OOOoooh scary...

Actually, I want people to read your posts. Every one of them. And I
want them to note how often you're dead wrong. And how often you're a
smarmy bigoted pervert. And how often you scurry away when the facts
show you for the blustery fool you are.

Demise... Right.

Quoted message said:

I do not plagerize anything... I am the ORIGINAL...

Sure. No mater how many times you get caught, it's not plagiarizing.
Right. Mr. Google himself who restates other people's ideas and claims
them for his own. Right.

Quoted message said:

and pissghetti for brains (and yes, he's a WOP) can't abide that.

<LOL> The depth of your wit is astounding. Nearly up to puddle standards.

Hey, Goomba, you a WOP? Mister Katz doesn't like WOPs. You know,
Italians or people of Italian extraction. Those WOPs.

Quoted message said:

He won't last long, none of my detractors do...

"Detractor" assumes merely calling names, but not offering substance in
rebuttal. Now, you know better than that, Sheldon. I don't bother with
you unless you're delivering erroneous [censored], which does seem to be more
and more frequent. Those demonstrations that prove you mostly know what
you can steal are what make you fly into those rages where the corrupt
[censored] in your head spews out all over the screen. I believe I've been
around this group, since some time in the last century. You still talk
[censored], and I still sweep it up and put it back into your head where it
came from.

I will admit that I take special pleasure in puncturing your blowhole
posts where you make up stuff and quote people without offering
citations. Like you tried to pull off with the skate wings thread. Your
insistence on Googling for all your information demonstrated what an
empty barrel you are.

Quoted message said:

and then yet another Iron Dad will slither in.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .

Sheldon (are we having fun yet) Martin

You forgot to put the "Katz" on the end so it will actually be your real
name. You know, the one you say you're using but really aren't? Or did
you change it to hide your Jewishness? Ashamed of it, are you?

How come you never seem to comment on that? I mean your illustrious Navy
mess cook career 40 years ago when you stopped learning, was under that
name. Got something more than your insanity to hide?

Pastorio

Sheldon said:

Goomba38 said:

LOL, you're just jealous that in spite of everything people still
look for him and his posts over yours.

But of course, I'm entertaining,

Much like driving past a terrible car accident with body parts strewn
across the highway. It's desperately ugly, vomitously nauseating, but
still arresting in it perverse intensity.

Right. Entertaining. For a sufficiently trivial value of entertainment.

Quoted message said:

and he's just another of the many bitter kvetchs that slithered into
rfc, who has yet to offer anything of any redeeming value...

<LOL> More Sheckyisms. Never mind the reality...

Quoted message said:

just a perpetual [censored] and moaning machine. He's just incapable
of getting it... if he stuck his tongue into his throat as far I
stick my tongue into my cheek his tongue would come out his ass. Oh,
it does! hehe

<LOL> This will be the caption on the picture of Cookie Katz on the
www.dementedoldfool.com home page...

Quoted message said:

And the ignoranus actually thinks he insults me with his
Shecky-isms... pasta putz doesn't realize ('cause he's too friggin'
ignorant) it's the ultimate compliment (to me) to liken me to Shecky
Green... like what other Shecky is there. DUH!

<LOL> Duh indeed. You have to be the only human on earth who hasn't
heard that Shecky is a common nickname for Sheldon.

Compliment. <LOL>

Quoted message said:

Far, far glibber [censored] mouths have over the years used precisely the
same tact (talk about plagerize)

Um, tack. Er, plagiarize.

Quoted message said:

of attempting to dissuade other rfc'ers from enjoying my posts, all
have failed miserably and are long gone... and guess what, I'm still
here, continuously... the harder he tries the more he embarrasses
himself, which of course only escalates the rate at which he will
meet his demise.

OOOoooh scary...

Actually, I want people to read your posts. Every one of them. And I
want them to note how often you're dead wrong. And how often you're a
smarmy bigoted pervert. And how often you scurry away when the facts
show you for the blustery fool you are.

Demise... Right.

Quoted message said:

I do not plagerize anything... I am the ORIGINAL...

Sure. No mater how many times you get caught, it's not plagiarizing.
Right. Mr. Google himself who restates other people's ideas and claims
them for his own. Right.

Quoted message said:

and pissghetti for brains (and yes, he's a WOP) can't abide that.

<LOL> The depth of your wit is astounding. Nearly up to puddle standards.

Hey, Goomba, you a WOP? Mister Katz doesn't like WOPs. You know,
Italians or people of Italian extraction. Those WOPs.

Quoted message said:

He won't last long, none of my detractors do...

"Detractor" assumes merely calling names, but not offering substance in
rebuttal. Now, you know better than that, Sheldon. I don't bother with
you unless you're delivering erroneous [censored], which does seem to be more
and more frequent. Those demonstrations that prove you mostly know what
you can steal are what make you fly into those rages where the corrupt
[censored] in your head spews out all over the screen. I believe I've been
around this group, since some time in the last century. You still talk
[censored], and I still sweep it up and put it back into your head where it
came from.

I will admit that I take special pleasure in puncturing your blowhole
posts where you make up stuff and quote people without offering
citations. Like you tried to pull off with the skate wings thread. Your
insistence on Googling for all your information demonstrated what an
empty barrel you are.

Quoted message said:

and then yet another Iron Dad will slither in.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. . . .

Sheldon (are we having fun yet) Martin

You forgot to put the "Katz" on the end so it will actually be your real
name. You know, the one you say you're using but really aren't? Or did
you change it to hide your Jewishness? Ashamed of it, are you?

How come you never seem to comment on that? I mean your illustrious Navy
mess cook career 40 years ago when you stopped learning, was under that
name. Got something more than your insanity to hide?

Pastorio

Bob (this one) said:

You're worse than he is because you can't grasp the malice he carries.

Oh fer cryin' out loud it's JUST a usenet group...and let's face it,
you'd be VERY bored and dissapointed if Sheldon wasn't around as the
target of your obviously envious maledictions.

--
Best
Greg

Bob (this one) said:

You're worse than he is because you can't grasp the malice he carries.

Oh fer cryin' out loud it's JUST a usenet group...and let's face it,
you'd be VERY bored and dissapointed if Sheldon wasn't around as the
target of your obviously envious maledictions.

--
Best
Greg

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

jay said:

It used to be fun to drop in for a dose of Penmart01 aka Sheldon.
What happened?

j

Sign into the right threads..... ;-)

Current one is "skate wings".

Who knew that such an ordinary subject could morph into such fun?

Quoted message said:

Cheers!

;-D

--
Best
Greg

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

jay said:

It used to be fun to drop in for a dose of Penmart01 aka Sheldon.
What happened?

j

Sign into the right threads..... ;-)

Current one is "skate wings".

Who knew that such an ordinary subject could morph into such fun?

Quoted message said:

Cheers!

;-D

--
Best
Greg

In article <[email hidden]>,

Gregory Morrow said:

OmManiPadmeOmelet said:

In article <[email hidden]>,

jay said:

It used to be fun to drop in for a dose of Penmart01 aka Sheldon.
What happened?

j

Sign into the right threads..... ;-)

Current one is "skate wings".

Who knew that such an ordinary subject could morph into such fun?

Quoted message said:

Cheers!

;-D

Yep! ;-)
As you said in your last post "It's just usenet".
While I do learn a lot here, I mostly come to usenet for entertainment.

Some people take life WAY too seriously!
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-[censored]." -Jack Nicholson