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  1. Chocolate Chip Cookies:

    Ingredients:
    1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten
    2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
    3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite
    4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
    5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
    6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
    7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
    8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
    9.) 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
    10.) 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

    To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall
    heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients
    one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor
    vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add
    ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is
    homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three
    equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally,
    add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must
    be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise
    that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.

    Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture
    piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K oven for a
    period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first
    order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once
    the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat-transfer
    table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.

    Go ahead, disagree!

    hehehehe

  2. vega said:

    Chocolate Chip Cookies:

    Ingredients:
    1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten
    2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
    3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite
    4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
    5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
    6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
    7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
    8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
    9.) 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
    10.) 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

    To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall
    heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients
    one, two and three with constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor
    vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add
    ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture is
    homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient eight, followed by three
    equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally,
    add ingredient nine and ten slowly, with constant agitation. Care must
    be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise
    that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.

    Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture
    piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K oven for a
    period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first
    order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once
    the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat-transfer
    table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.

    Go ahead, disagree!

    hehehehe

    First of all, you mixed in some english units (BTU,degreesF, etc).
    Secondly Butter is not "partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride" and
    neither is crisco.
    and lastly I prefer chocolate in my cookies, not cocoa beans or trees.

    thank you for playing.

    --
    Del Cecchi
    "This post is my own and doesn’t necessarily represent IBM’s positions,
    strategies or opinions.”

  3. at Wed, 14 Sep 2005 18:19:57 GMT in <hcqgi110t33j3t101fpjhr5kgbnje2uteu@
    4ax.com>, [email hidden] (vega) wrote :

    Quoted message said:

    Chocolate Chip Cookies:

    Ingredients:
    1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten
    2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
    3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite
    4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
    5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
    6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
    7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
    8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
    9.) 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
    10.) 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)

    Go ahead, disagree!

    As has been shown previously, a partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
    is not the optimum lipid in this application. It is preferred to use
    separated lipid complexes derived from bovine lactation for improved
    sensory qualities. Furthermore, any use of de-encapsulated legume meats has
    been established to be at the discretion of the process controller. The use
    of legume meats, is, in fact, somewhat unusual, the more typical product
    used when considered desirable by the operator to be dehulled and coarsely
    cut (generally to a particle size of approximately 0.4 cm^3) seeds of
    Juglans sp. angiosperms.

    In addition for truly optimal results it is advisable to replace methyl
    ether of protocatechuic aldehyde with the seed contents of one pod from
    Vanilla Planifolia. Inasmuch as this is a significant cost-increasing
    factor, however, economic considerations must also be taken into account
    when performing this substitution.

    Use of the term gluten to refer to the finely milled endosperm of Triticum
    Aestivum must also be called into question.
    --
    Alex Rast
    [email hidden]
    (remove d., .7, not, and .NOSPAM to reply)


  4. Quoted message said:

    Use of the term gluten to refer to the finely milled endosperm of Triticum
    Aestivum must also be called into question.

    Ummm, I thought it was obvious, it was a joke.

    Sorry.

  5. vega said:
    Quoted message said:

    Use of the term gluten to refer to the finely milled endosperm of
    Triticum Aestivum must also be called into question.

    Ummm, I thought it was obvious, it was a joke.

    Sorry.

    I thought it was obvious that the replies were jokes, too.

    Bob

  6. On 14 Sep 2005 18:31:02 -0500, "Bob" <virtualgoth@die_spammer.biz>

    Quoted message said:
    vega said:
    Quoted message said:

    Use of the term gluten to refer to the finely milled endosperm of
    Triticum Aestivum must also be called into question.

    Ummm, I thought it was obvious, it was a joke.

    Sorry.

    I thought it was obvious that the replies were jokes, too.

    Bob

    All I can say is...the beer kicked in 🙂

  7. vega said:
    Bob said:
    Quoted message said:

    Ummm, I thought it was obvious, it was a joke.

    Sorry.

    Quoted message said:

    I thought it was obvious that the replies were jokes, too.

    Quoted message said:

    Bob

    All I can say is...the beer kicked in 🙂

    Umm, well, okay. Do less crying in it, 'kay?

    <and I will note that, although your recipe was entitled "PERFECT Chocolate
    Chip Cookies," it did not include chocolate chips (a fact alluded to by
    another, prior poster)>

  8. SNIP

    Quoted message said:

    Chip Cookies," it did not include chocolate chips (a fact alluded to by
    another, prior poster)>

    I promis to never try to post another joke here again so help me
    Emeril.........

    🙂

  9. In article <[email hidden]>, [email hidden]

    Quoted message said:
    Quoted message said:

    Use of the term gluten to refer to the finely milled endosperm of
    Triticum Aestivum must also be called into question.

    Quoted message said:

    Ummm, I thought it was obvious, it was a joke.

    Quoted message said:

    Sorry.

    Alex thought so, too. <grin>
    --
    -Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> Sam I Am! updated 9-12-05

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