Discussion in 'Jokes' started by Guest, May 27, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard,
    he had determined to take them to the county fair and
    sell them. While at the fair, he met another farmer
    who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they
    decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.
    The farmers lived sixty miles away from one another
    and so they agreed to drive thirty miles and find a
    field in which to mate their pigs.

    The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got
    up at 5 am, loaded the pigs into the family station
    wagon, which was the only vehicle they had, and drove
    the thirty miles.

    While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer,
    "How will I know if they are pregnant?" The other
    farmer replied, "If they're in the grass grazing in
    the morning, then they're pregnant, if they're in the
    mud, then they're not."

    The next morning they were rolling in the mud, so he
    hosed them off, loaded them again into the family
    station wagon and proceeded to try again.

    The following morning, MUD again !!! This Continued
    all week until one morning the farmer was so tired
    that he couldn't get out of bed. He called to his
    wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me if the
    pigs are in the mud or in the field."

    "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station
    wagon and one of them is honking the horn.