PROOF POSITIVE Nike sucks!

scot said:

A boxer with "Nike" on his shirt, just got the [censored] kicked outta him
on TV.

I'll see your boxer, and raise you Paula Radcliffe. (In case you don't
know, she's broken the World record for the Marathon three times, each
time in Nike gear)

Quoted message said:

she's broken the World record for the Marathon three times, each
time in Nike gear)

Yes, but in CUSTOMIZED shoes made just for her. Nothing that'd help
the average runner.

scot said:

Quoted message said:

she's broken the World record for the Marathon three times, each
time in Nike gear)

Yes, but in CUSTOMIZED shoes made just for her. Nothing that'd help
the average runner.

But boxing gear made by NIKE isn't going to help any runner, so what's
your point???

Maybe the conclusion we should draw is:
NIKE makes great running gear, but poor boxing gear.
Doesn't seem to fit the subject line though.

ed

scot said:

teddy snipperhands said:

[Paula Radcliffe's] broken the World record for the Marathon three
times, each time in Nike gear

Yes, but in CUSTOMIZED shoes made just for her. Nothing that'd
help the average runner.

Nah, she likes their Air Streak Ekiden. And that one's also my
favorite shoe ever, and it's been scientifically demonstrated that I am
*the* perfectly, exactly average runner. And they helped me... with a
number of things, not just that ED problem.

Ed Prochak said:

But boxing gear made by NIKE isn't going to help any runner, so what's
your point???

It doesn't help runners, or boxers. It's [censored].

Quoted message said:

Maybe the conclusion we should draw is:
NIKE makes great running gear, but poor boxing gear.
Doesn't seem to fit the subject line though.

Nikes makes [censored], ALL [censored].

On 4 Dec 2005 16:54:41 -0800, "Charlie Pendejo" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Nah, she likes their Air Streak Ekiden. And that one's also my
favorite shoe ever, and it's been scientifically demonstrated that I am
*the* perfectly, exactly average runner. And they helped me... with a
number of things, not just that ED problem.

It's also been proven you're an idiot. Her Air Streak Ekidens are
customized, nowhere near what you buy in the store. Read her
interviews where she says so. You moron chico.

In article <[email hidden]>,

scot said:

Ed Prochak said:

But boxing gear made by NIKE isn't going to help any runner, so what's
your point???

It doesn't help runners, or boxers. It's [censored].

Quoted message said:

Maybe the conclusion we should draw is:
NIKE makes great running gear, but poor boxing gear.
Doesn't seem to fit the subject line though.

Nikes makes [censored], ALL [censored].

Sounds like some posters we know.

<PLONK>

--Harold Buck

"I used to rock and roll all night,
and party every day.
Then it was every other day. . . ."
-Homer J. Simpson

Harold Buck said:

Sounds like some posters we know.

It matters not, I'll be changing my IP addy in a few minutes.

scot said:

Harold Buck said:

Sounds like some posters we know.

It matters not, I'll be changing my IP addy in a few minutes.

See? I rule!

Charlie Pendejo said:

scot said:

teddy snipperhands said:

[Paula Radcliffe's] broken the World record for the Marathon three
times, each time in Nike gear

Yes, but in CUSTOMIZED shoes made just for her. Nothing that'd
help the average runner.

Nah, she likes their Air Streak Ekiden. And that one's also my
favorite shoe ever, and it's been scientifically demonstrated that I am
*the* perfectly, exactly average runner. And they helped me... with a
number of things, not just that ED problem.

I've done a bunch of training runs recently in my Air Streak Ekidens.
I didn't like them at first, but they're growing on me.

Quoted message said:

I've done a bunch of training runs recently in my Air Streak Ekidens.

You WILL get injured.

Quoted message said:

I didn't like them at first, but they're growing on me.

So does fungus, do you like that too?

Alan Mallick said:

Quoted message said:

I've done a bunch of training runs recently in my Air Streak Ekidens.

You WILL get injured.

Theodore may or may not. But in point of fact, *I* haven't been
injured since buying those shoes. 2003 and 04, yeah, repeatedly
injured. 05, nope. And my shoes include three pair of Nikes: the
Ekidens, Waffle Racers, and Span Triax (my third and fourth pair are in
play).

Maybe in my case they didn't provoke a muscular injury, but instead
were the cause of my NYCM diarrhea?

On 5 Dec 2005 05:47:54 -0800, "Charlie Pendejo" <[email hidden]>

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Maybe in my case they didn't provoke a muscular injury, but instead
were the cause of my NYCM diarrhea?

No, your mouth is the cause of your diarrhea. You aren't injured
because you're a tiny punk. What are you, like 120lbs wet? Lightweight
runners with no issues can run in nikes, or any other [censored] shoe, but
REAL men need a REAL shoe.

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Quoted message said:

On 4 Dec 2005 16:54:41 -0800, "Charlie Pendejo" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

Nah, she likes their Air Streak Ekiden. And that one's also my
favorite shoe ever, and it's been scientifically demonstrated that I am
*the* perfectly, exactly average runner. And they helped me... with a
number of things, not just that ED problem.

It's also been proven you're an idiot. Her Air Streak Ekidens are
customized, nowhere near what you buy in the store. Read her
interviews where she says so. You moron chico.

i use Nike Condoms and i've never had more than one child a year.

On Mon, 5 Dec 2005 12:42:25 -0500, "THE VICAR" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

i use Nike Condoms and i've never had more than one child a year.

I heard you have one every 10 months, so I guess you're right.

TBR said:

You aren't injured because you're a tiny punk. What are you, like
120lbs wet?

140, after wetting the bed. 5'9".

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Lightweight runners with no issues can run in nikes, but
REAL men need a REAL shoe.

Ah, now I see. So how much fat should I put on to become a REAL
runner, chubs? And would it also help if I resumed smoking?

Harold "the punk" Buck wrote:
[junk deleted]

Well at least this time you got your punk name right.

On 5 Dec 2005 11:05:22 -0800, "Charlie Pendejo" <[email hidden]>

Quoted message said:

140, after wetting the bed. 5'9".

I suspected as much, but that includes the wet sheet and blankets,
boy.

Quoted message said:

Ah, now I see. So how much fat should I put on to become a REAL
runner, chubs?

You need to at least weigh 160 to be a real man.

Quoted message said:

And would it also help if I resumed smoking?

You're doing fine smoking crack, so why change?